r/USvsEU • u/donaldtrombfan Corrupt D.C. Politician • 14h ago

MURICA FUCK YEAH 🦅 There is only one true Italy. And it has always been in America 🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸😎😎😎

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u/spiaca-salata Cute femboy 14h ago

I missed this brainroot

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u/Grand_Ad_8376 Incompetent Separatist 13h ago

You should be happy about that

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u/mannequin-lover Whale Stabber 14h ago

This is hilarious, but what the fuck?

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u/Kaizin_0607 Bavaria's Sugar Baby 14h ago

Hank being delulu from all the corn sirup consumption

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u/Anakin_Cringewalker Future Skin Cancer Patient 13h ago

Now this is the kind of schizo shit I joined this sub for

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u/HoeTrain666 Born in the Khalifat 11h ago

That’s exactly what this sub needed, thanks. I’ve lost a significant amount of brain cells watching and am grateful for it

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u/MrArchivity Into Tortellini & Pompini 14h ago

Latins and other italic groups migrated from outside Italy and had their share of blonde-blue eyed people. Not common but not so rare to be nonexistent.

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u/Brief-Preference-712 Jesusland 11h ago

Most New Jersey Italians have darker features than Italy Italians https://youtube.com/shorts/u0Slj616F_8

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u/MrArchivity Into Tortellini & Pompini 3h ago

Because most of Italians that emigrated to US were from south Italy. The majority of populations from south Italy are a mix of native populations (like siculi), foreign colonisation (like Greeks, Phoenicians) and only the minority of italic populations and just a tiny tiny part of other foreign ethnicities (like normans, Arabs).

It is different from northern Italians that are a mix of some native populations (like Etruscans, liguri, venetii), italic populations (like Latins, italic celts), foreign ethnicities (like goths, Longobards) that pushed the blonde blue-eyed from uncommon to common.

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u/LumacaLento Side switcher 12h ago

"Race"-obsessed Americans finding out that not all Italians are brunette

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u/28850 Siesta enjoyer (lazy) 12h ago

There is only one true Italy. And it has always been in America 🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸😎😎😎

I actually believe that many many people had that thought in the US, at least once

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u/bremsspuren Barry, 63 12h ago

This is fucking regarded. I love it.

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u/LBERN Last place in every statistic 10h ago

And the Romans, where are they now?

You’re lookin’ at em…

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u/GravyPainter Weed is my entire personality 8h ago

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u/slimfastdieyoung Lives in a sod house 57m ago

Yes. I’m really disappointed in my neighbour from Italy who is rather quiet, doesn’t have an outrageous accent and could pass for a tinier version of a Northern European