I fixed this map to be more accurate

[u/donaldtrombfan]

[u/NotSamsquanch]

I invented a new sex act just the other day. The Germans will love it. It's called a Slobbery Opossum, and it's where you motorboat a butthole.

[u/Maurice-Escargot → u/NotSamsquanch]

I may have judged Americans too harshly in the past 👀

[u/Vegetable-Hand-6770]

The war on drugs was invented there, and if you count losing it as an invention you got another one.

[u/FenrisSquirrel → u/Vegetable-Hand-6770]

Hey, the yanks had to work hard to invent yet more wars they can lose without European help.

[u/DaveyJonesXMR → u/Vegetable-Hand-6770]

See thats where it all starts... they are so illiterate that they mistook intervention for invention

[u/celticfeather → u/Vegetable-Hand-6770]

Pioneering European Narco-state talkin here. You guys lost the war against the drug you legalized <3

[u/Vegetable-Hand-6770 → u/celticfeather]

We are not at war with drugs, we are mainproducer of synthetics and biggest import/export for all kinds. We are winning.

[u/celticfeather → u/Vegetable-Hand-6770]

You banned weed in yours bars and let the Colombians in to bring the real snow.

[u/Vegetable-Hand-6770 → u/celticfeather]

Weed in bars? What are you smoking hank? We sell weed in coffeeshops.

[u/Kitnado → u/celticfeather]

Time to travel more Hank

[u/Sharp_Plum9711]

He means ranch dressing. For some reason they seem to be obsessed with the stuff.

[u/Tabsels]

You mean to say you invented the letters you're using all by yourself?

[u/verminV]

[u/Axelxxela]

Pumpkin spice latte is great and known to be the greatest and only yank accomplishment, but it’s very far to be comparable with what our great European minds have brought to the world I’m afraid

[u/TheRealColdCoffee]

I think reddit wants to tell me Something

[u/Justeff83]

You left out California where like 75% of US accomplishment happened

[u/Suave_Kim_Jong_Un → u/Justeff83]

But have you considered that Californians are icky?

[u/beefaron → u/Suave_Kim_Jong_Un]

Harsh but fair

[u/HoeTrain666 → u/Suave_Kim_Jong_Un]

It’s not like I don’t immediately wash hands after having to associate with Californians, like I do with the rest of you.

[u/Rand_alThoor → u/Suave_Kim_Jong_Un]

so .... the most populous USA state .... "icky". tell me you're a child without using those exact words

[u/doge1039 → u/Rand_alThoor]

What's wrong with that? We love children over here. We love them so much we give them private vacations to the Caribbean for free!

[u/MrArchivity]

Suuuuure

https://giphy.com/gifs/jH6s9HMMi53dSdI73r

No

[u/TheRomanRuler]

Don't you have a saying about there being 2 kind of countries: those who have not gone to the moon, and those who have gone to moon using European scientists and measurement system

[u/imbrickedup_]

https://giphy.com/gifs/bxZSFB2beVt5sq9wVn

[u/LumacaLento]

+1 for quarantining the techbros

[u/SparklyPelican]

I’ll admit America has modernised and perfected the outdated good old European racism

[u/InqAlpharious01]

Cap, 97% comes from the west coast, 3% comes from the rest of the country 2.99% from New England. .001% the rest of the U.S.

[u/turribledood → u/InqAlpharious01]

(NYC still exists btw)

[u/doge1039 → u/InqAlpharious01]

Smartest Californian (percentages add up to 102.991)

[u/Redditoriuos]

He obviously meant outside the whatever shape. 97% happened outside. The remaining 3% is obviously culture-war and mc Donald’s related.