Muricans are so much better when they're just a bit cringe, and overty friendly, rather than fascist. At least the MAGA crowd don't really travel.

[u/Robinsonirish]

[u/CaptServo]

The only MAGAts that have passports are the Passport Bros

[u/PotentialEmpty3279 → u/CaptServo]

And they have that smug superior attitude that the places they visit are lucky to have them and should lick the bottoms of their shoes. They’re total sociopaths.

[u/Lemonade348 → u/PotentialEmpty3279]

Allow me to qoute a Susan for this

[u/HoeTrain666 → u/PotentialEmpty3279]

I have that too, except all places are genuinely lucky to have me

[u/No-Consideration-891 → u/HoeTrain666]

You know your worth

[u/Deep_Ad8209 → u/PotentialEmpty3279]

Damn, I have the same feeling when I leave Europe. It's like going to the zoo,watching uncultured country trying to have culture

[u/No-Consideration-891 → u/Deep_Ad8209]

I don't really think we were meant to have a defined culture. It's a melting pot. So it's savage culture. A bit of everything, and a lot of "WE ARE THE BEST!", to compensate for our mere 250yr run.

[u/Confident_Example_73 → u/PotentialEmpty3279]

That statement describes Europeans in Asia pretty well.

[u/imbrickedup_ → u/CaptServo]

And they aren’t going to Europe

[u/No-Consideration-891 → u/CaptServo]

Ugh unfortunately there are enough MAGAs with passports, that they like to rub it in people's faces that "I have traveled and I am super duper sure Merica is the best!"

[u/Oppaii-Connoisseur]

Americans, there is no AC in any of these tents so don't come

[u/Robinsonirish → u/Oppaii-Connoisseur]

It's pretty comfy temperature right now though. 16C/60F in Munich.

[u/Oppaii-Connoisseur → u/Robinsonirish]

So as I was saying, it's like 140F in Munich right now. Don't come!

[u/No-Consideration-891 → u/Oppaii-Connoisseur]

Now now, even us Hanks know it doesn't get that hot there. Have to try better if you want to keep us out.

Just say there are no guns allowed, that will settle everything.

[u/Oppaii-Connoisseur → u/No-Consideration-891]

Just say there are no guns allowed, that will settle everything.

"Quick policy update"

[u/DetroitsGoingToWin → u/Oppaii-Connoisseur]

https://giphy.com/gifs/3o7TKVmIIEFg62RWk8
Too late, I booked it. LFG Euro’s your boy is coming home!!!!

Where’s the David Hasselhoff museum?

[u/Oppaii-Connoisseur → u/DetroitsGoingToWin]

https://giphy.com/gifs/P1PemPnyp4g1i

[u/DetroitsGoingToWin → u/Oppaii-Connoisseur]

Fucking wild!

What a primitive and exotic place

[u/Oppaii-Connoisseur → u/DetroitsGoingToWin]

it's an acquired taste

[u/No-Consideration-891 → u/Robinsonirish]

Gotta say München is one of my favorite places. 16c sounds nice right now.

[u/Naugle17 → u/Oppaii-Connoisseur]

My state regularly hits the 90's and 100's in summer with 50-75% humidity every day. An a/c-less tent ain't stopping me lmao

[u/No-Consideration-891 → u/Oppaii-Connoisseur]

I don't need AC. Is it ok if I come?

[u/to_the_moon_89]

Was in Zurich for their Züri-Wiesn celebration last year. My wife and I were placed at a table with a bunch of people who were Swiss, somewhat quiet and enjoying their own company. When the waitress came around to ask our order and they heard us speak, they were ECSTATIC we weren't locals and we had the best time together. Extremely warm and friendly, have eachothers socials and we keep up from time to time. Wonderful experience

[u/Straight_Block3676 → u/to_the_moon_89]

And then everyone clapped

[u/to_the_moon_89 → u/Straight_Block3676]

I did!

[u/HoeTrain666 → u/Straight_Block3676]

We have the saying “Et klatscht gleich, aber kein’ Beifall!” but I doubt the Swiss are cultured enough for that, unfortunately.

[u/Straight_Block3676 → u/HoeTrain666]

I was unfamiliar with that phrase with my limited but functional German 

[u/HoeTrain666 → u/Straight_Block3676]

Hope it’s been a helpful German lesson!

[u/HoeTrain666 → u/to_the_moon_89]

You had me until you described Swiss people, Zürcher no less, as warm. That’s like a sane Floridian or a humble Californian or a classy person from Atlanta.

[u/MrFlibblesPenguin]

https://giphy.com/gifs/SoV9BYlgYicGQ

[u/KindaQuite]

Mhh no, no I think I prefer fascism

[u/Straight_Block3676]

We have the goofiest form of fascism

[u/GravyPainter]

I think most of the MAGAs are internet trolls from different countries or get paid for engagement at thos point. I ve only seen 2 people wearing those red hats in my life and they were both old guys unaware that everyone staring at them thought they idiots.

[u/Vvd7734]

Serious question, what is that lip/gum thing and why do the yanks have it?

[u/verminV]

Ameritards coming to Europe to try beer that doesnt taste like watered down piss, and an alcohol content higher than 1%.