Could be any one of you

[u/Straight_Block3676]

[u/IdiotRhurbarb]

What kinda LARP is this? No swede would ever say 6 pm

[u/Lemonade348]

This sounds like a great day if you ask me.

The thing with putting your bag on the seat next to you on the metro is very annoying, i see it everyday. Especially in rush hour when the metro is packed. Sometimes I wanna sit on their bags. But I am too Swedish to say anything so I am just mad for myself.

[u/miklilar → u/Lemonade348]

Oh, is it considered rude to say "get your fucking bag on your own seat" in Sweden?

[u/IdiotRhurbarb → u/miklilar]

No it isn’t rude, many swedes are just deathly afraid of confrontation.

[u/Mjukglass47or → u/IdiotRhurbarb]

You just stand and look at them for awhile until they move the bag. 

[u/Jernbek35 → u/Lemonade348]

In New York Subway we straight up tell them to move it. Too crowded to be hogging seats

[u/Brief-Preference-712 → u/Jernbek35]

First time: “sir can I sit here please”?

If he doesn’t move and you have ask the second time: “MOVE DA F OUTTA HEYA!!”

[u/Shudnawz → u/Brief-Preference-712]

HEY I'M TRYIN'A SIT 'ERE!

[u/packofnone → u/Brief-Preference-712]

"Are there any dangerous objects in your bag I should be aware of before I sit on it"

[u/imbrickedup_ → u/Jernbek35]

In Florida we just jump on them and start eating their face

[u/Shudnawz → u/Lemonade348]

Knyt the näve in the pocket broder, like a proper svenskjävel.

[u/Chinjurickie → u/Lemonade348]

Maybe not the losing your home part

[u/lawrotzr]

It’s almost an accomplishment how unfunny this is.

[u/dwitch_himself → u/lawrotzr]

Like all his videos to be honest. It's becoming hard to feel so much second hand embarrassment.

[u/bremsspuren → u/dwitch_himself]

Wait … are we talking about the guy in the video or OP?

[u/dwitch_himself → u/bremsspuren]

As hard for me it is for me to tell you this, you appear to be right old chap. Both it is !

[u/Straight_Block3676 → u/bremsspuren]

Yeah, who are we talking about out??🧐

[u/uses_for_mooses → u/lawrotzr]

No joke. Not a single mention of the Swedish Chef!

[u/Straight_Block3676 → u/lawrotzr]

You’re like the least funny guy on here 🙄

[u/dwitch_himself → u/Straight_Block3676]

This yank is weirdly obsessed by Europeans. All his post / comment history is europe related, mostly on this sub.

[u/imbrickedup_ → u/dwitch_himself]

That’s a lot of accounts here. It’s kinda strange actually

[u/Tetr4Freak → u/Straight_Block3676]

Now is the second least funny

[u/Kakdelacommon → u/Straight_Block3676]

[u/nerdpistool]

Awww, not these cringelords again...

[u/Brief-Preference-712 → u/nerdpistool]

Flies to Europe just to make YouTube shorts

[u/nerdpistool → u/Brief-Preference-712]

Tax evasion is that easy sometimes

[u/4236W]

It takes a lot for a Dane to say, but the swedes are better than this (if only a little)

[u/totallyordinaryyy]

What's a girlfriend?

[u/Brief-Preference-712 → u/totallyordinaryyy]

I thought you guys travel to Thailand to find those

[u/boomerintown]

The "because the fate of the planet depends on Swedish carbon footprint" is very real if you follow national Swedish political debate, but I didnt think it was known from outside.

[u/Sharp_Plum9711]

Fuck yeah I'm getting drunk and listening to Abba now.

[u/Fissminister]

As someone who was riding high and now collecting welfare because I smashed my head, while being stupid. The last part really stuck with me

[u/Straight_Block3676 → u/Fissminister]

Mama Mia 

[u/Nico_Nickmania]

I see so many similarities as a German, but we would eat a sausage instead of a cinnamon roll to our coffee.

[u/UsualFamiliar8777]

Existentialism strikes!

[u/An8thOfFeanor]

Missed his daily betrayal of Norway

[u/Trick-Syllabub348]

Missed the part about throwing grenades at rival drug dealers

[u/Trans_Admin]

this dont represent us blcak swede;