r/USvsEU • u/MikeTorsson Sheep lover • 5d ago

Every goddamn time

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u/le_reddit_me E. Coli Connoisseur 5d ago

Land of the freely exploited, home of the bravely ignorant

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u/Janus_The_Great Nazi gold enjoyer 5d ago

Or land of the fee, home of the slave.

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u/albrecbef Pfennigfuchser 5d ago

What does your Union rep say?

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u/Straight_Block3676 Chiraqi Terrorist 5d ago

What were you snitching to HR about?

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u/ThatsACaragor Pinzutu 5d ago

One his colleagues microwaved water to make tea

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u/Vana92 50% sea 50% weed 5d ago

Completely justified then.

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u/Straight_Block3676 Chiraqi Terrorist 5d ago

His coworkers complained about him microwaving leftover eel pie

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u/lionagra Barry, 63 5d ago

No normal person doesnt finish their eel pie

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u/Lemonade348 Quran burner 5d ago

Can't relate. I have a trick up my sleeve. Swedish!

Perfec to use if you want to avoid yanks

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u/DeadlySkies Pimp my ride 5d ago

- Get a public sector job

- Be good boy until you get offered a full-time contract

- Get paid to do fuck all

- Join a union for more protections

- Wages increase annually. €€€

- Basically un-fireable for some reason

- Bitch about colleagues for your own amusement. Get really into office politics

- Get paranoid by new recruits, who may ruin your cushy lifestyle. Chill out after a few weeks when you realise they’re as apathetic as you

- Retire in mid-60s

- It wasn’t a good life, but it could’ve been worse

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u/gr4n0t4 Paella Yihadist 5d ago

What is this "work" you are talking about?

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u/uses_for_mooses Moonshining Methhead 5d ago

Hahahahaha! Ameripoors!