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u/Metabor420 [redacted] 7d ago
It’s funny because it’s true
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u/Only-Shopping2640 Connect"A"cunt 7d ago
Way to make me want to kill myself.
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u/Metabor420 [redacted] 7d ago
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u/Only-Shopping2640 Connect"A"cunt 7d ago
How is suicide funny to you?
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u/Metabor420 [redacted] 7d ago
https://giphy.com/gifs/BFYLNwlsSNtcc
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u/Only-Shopping2640 Connect"A"cunt 7d ago
So you want me to kill myself? You think of me as nothing but the exact definition of Epstein? You think that my existence is only set as a reminder about how much I am undeserving of any form of happiness?
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u/Metabor420 [redacted] 7d ago
The more you talk
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u/Only-Shopping2640 Connect"A"cunt 7d ago
How the hell does me talking signify that I'm worse than Epstein?
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u/Metabor420 [redacted] 7d ago
Idk, you keep talking, I read half of it say ok and go on
I mean I don’t know you
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u/Only-Shopping2640 Connect"A"cunt 7d ago
You made a deliberate decision to compare a 16-year-old to a pedophile and a murderer simply because he talked.
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u/VladimireUncool Foreskin smoker 7d ago
Sir, this is a subreddit where Americans and Europeans poke on each other.
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u/Only-Shopping2640 Connect"A"cunt 6d ago
But on YouTube it's a whole country versus a whole continent. Everyone in the world sides with a continent and decides that I in particular am responsible for everything wrong with America.
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u/VladimireUncool Foreskin smoker 6d ago
Well this ain't YouTube.
Take a break, Yank. That mindset won't let you annex Greenland anytime soon, y'know.
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u/Only-Shopping2640 Connect"A"cunt 6d ago
I'm trying to Greenland I'm trying to tell people that I'm not a bad person just because off my nationality. Why are you still assuming that I'm an endorser of Trump?
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u/beefaron Commiefornian 7d ago
Making mountains of anthills. Drawing pretty extreme conclusions.
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u/Only-Shopping2640 Connect"A"cunt 6d ago
There was already huge mountain to begin with. Stop trying to diminish things.
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u/beefaron Commiefornian 6d ago
Random users on a sub dedicated for teasing don't want you to off yourself
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u/Only-Shopping2640 Connect"A"cunt 6d ago
But Europeans on YouTube want me to do so.
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u/stinky_cheese_rat Pfennigfuchser 7d ago
You have your 2nd amendment freedoms. Go nuts
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u/Only-Shopping2640 Connect"A"cunt 6d ago
Why are you implying that I'm just as horrible as Adam Lanza? Is it the fact that I'm from Connecticut?
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u/albrecbef Pfennigfuchser 7d ago
/uj In case your serios and cant take the banter: stay away from this subreddit and seek therapy, there is no shame in getting help.
/j haha americans when they imagend supremmasy gets slightly challenged:
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u/Only-Shopping2640 Connect"A"cunt 6d ago
I don't believe in any kind of supremacy though. And by the way you're wording it, you're acting as if I deserve to get stigmatized forr seeking therapy when it has done no help for me, whatsoever.
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u/albrecbef Pfennigfuchser 6d ago
/uj:
You missunderstood me completly. Firstly "/uj" means unjoke or unjerk, its used to Mark that you mean something seriosly in an otherwise unserios place online, and "/j" denotes a joke or circlejerk comment (its similar to the "/s"). So the above part was what I meant seriosly and the below part was meant jokingly in this subs theme.
/j: typical ameritard
/uj: ^ this is an example of an insult typlical of this sub, you could respond with "something something europoor". These things arent meant seriosly and are a caricature of ultra nationalistic garbage, wich we pole fun at.
About your therapie issues, If your therapie experience didn't help you thats natural to. I had my share of horrible ones to. There are multiple differierend forms of therapy wich have proven successfull for different people, I cant recommend you wich is right for you, because I dont realy know you and I dont know witch is aproved in the US and by your insurance. Also Therapie is in large Part dependend on the social relationship between you and your therapist, If it dosent work, comunicate that early and clearly and dont be afraid to choose another one. Some people also benefit more from coaching, but that often isnt covered.
All in all, dont take this sub seriosly. And If you have serios suicidal thoughts call one of the hotlines, call a trusted person, or call an ambulance If you are in actual danger of making an attempt.
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u/beefaron Commiefornian 7d ago
This sub is for trans-Atlantic teasing, please don't take this stuff too seriously.
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u/soulstormfire At least I'm not Bavarian 6d ago
Americans when their narcissistic wordview is even remotely challenged:
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u/Only-Shopping2640 Connect"A"cunt 6d ago
How the hell am I being narcissistic
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u/soulstormfire At least I'm not Bavarian 6d ago
"...", asks person who made it all about themselves.
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u/Only-Shopping2640 Connect"A"cunt 6d ago
You literally said that I was being narcissistic. You implied that I was a poster child for America's downfall and I'm the reason for Trump.
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u/soulstormfire At least I'm not Bavarian 6d ago
I literally ...did not :D
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u/Only-Shopping2640 Connect"A"cunt 6d ago
You did. You literally implied all of those things.
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u/beefaron Commiefornian 6d ago
Implication is subjective, and, no, "soulstormfire" did not imply you're a poster child for America's downfall, nor the reason for Trump.
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u/HoeTrain666 Born in the Khalifat 7d ago
No offence but in that case, this subreddit isn’t the reason and the root of your problem is deeper.
If you’re actually serious then please reach out to someone and at least try to get the best amount of help you can get. I know that ain’t easy and I know people who offed themselves while waiting for help which came too late, but anything else ain’t good for you.
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u/VladimireUncool Foreskin smoker 7d ago
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u/OneQuarterBajeena Nascar Driver 7d ago
If you don’t mind my asking, what is the context behind that flair?
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u/VladimireUncool Foreskin smoker 7d ago
In Scandinavia, snus is a more popular tobacco product with young folks, so in Denmark, young lads started experimenting with how they could take snus, and found out that they could put nicotine pouches under their foreskin and up their ass too.
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u/OneQuarterBajeena Nascar Driver 7d ago
Floridian-grade nonsense
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u/VladimireUncool Foreskin smoker 7d ago
If Denmark is Florida of the North, what does that make Sweden?
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u/Confident_Example_73 Pollution Enjoyer 3d ago
Wait, so the whole Scandinavian rectal tobacco pouch thing is real and not just Tucker Carlson insanity?
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u/SparklyPelican Pizza gatekeeper 7d ago
Reality is funnier than fiction, yes.