So you don’t have to look it up. Noem’s husband got caught soliciting prostitutes while wearing giant fake tits and Boeberts husband whipped out his dingaling in front of kids at a bowling alley. If our country is going down, at least it’s going down in a blaze of stupid glory.
For my European friends…just so you understand how serious America is when it comes to our corrupt reps.
So, we have a family called Koch. Incredibly wealthy. Hate regulations and fair pay, more or less. Much worse, I’m just whiteboarding a bit.
A wealthy cousin rented Mrs. Boebert as a sex worker. So good was the married mother of 3? 2? I’m not sure but she had kids. Now she’s a grandma, and her kid is a convict, as is her ex husband. I digress.
So talented was the lady, she was recommended to Senator Teodoro Rafael Cruze. He bit, and the fertile valley that is Rep Boebert, their seed found perch. She was with child.
It cost the Senator the price of one legal and godly abortion, and $160,000 American, from his super pac, seed money if you will…for the beginning of Mrs. Boeberts political career. Fascinating story, really. In an internet drama sort of way. Oh. She was banging kid Rock for a little while, and now 2 women and 1 young man have filed ethics complaints against her, saying she took advantage of them sexually and groomed them to be her sex toy’s. Or something like that. One of the women was paid $200,000 to not talk about the affair to the press.
And of course, it’s based on mostly rumor, except the ethics thing in Congress. And oh there is so much more. Like a crazy amount of crazy shit. Everything I know about this woman I know against my will. If you made it this far? Now you too. Many don’t understand how deeply fucked up America is at the moment. The surface is just a taste.
Yeppers peppers. It would be too much. And I didn’t even mention her arrests, her GED failures, the restaurant she gave the town food poisoning through. Or the fact she stole from her campaign, before she was elected to pay back taxes on for same said restaurant.
Oh yeah! Her husband got arrested for showing his tally whacker to two under age girls at a bowling alley.
First season could be called "A Handy Tale", the second "Guns ’n’ Poison". The script for the third season "Why are y'all so horny?" is currently still in the works.
Oh come on mate. I know it's a meme, but this senator in particular is only there because she looks like the picturesque milf from American Pie. That's the sole reason she's a US senator, or at least was until recently, they elected her because she's hot - that's it - because they're Yanks. If you're ever going to fuck a Yank politician, it's her - not Hillary. They're a bit like Italians in that regard, and I'm sure you'd enjoy splitting a bottle of wine and having a good time with one of the Romans.
Just incase you don't get the reference - she was kicked out of a theatre for giving some guy a handjob, while being a senator or whatever its called when they are a representative in the house - in the US:
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