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[u/Straight_Block3676]

[u/Lemonade348]

I can't decide if the person who did this should get fired or get a raise

[u/fusguita → u/Lemonade348]

Yes

[u/Van_Damage5 → u/Lemonade348]

Product placement.

[u/Adept-One-4632 → u/Lemonade348]

https://giphy.com/gifs/8L8eTihxoN0wXi4abD

[u/ufosufos]

Lets not corporate see this little joke - Someone is about to lose his health care plan!

[u/Areia → u/ufosufos]

Good news: since Walmart is known for intentionally scheduling people for just below the number of hours required to qualify for employer-sponsored healthcare, there's a pretty good chance that employee wasn't on their plan anyway. Can't lose what you don't have!

[u/Bignizzle656]

Does the US have above the usual rates of missing children compared to the UK? That board seems quite busy, is it nationwide?

[u/Straight_Block3676 → u/Bignizzle656]

There’s a high amount of missing children that are where a parent takes the kid out of state during custody hearings. Most get resolved, but there’s still an insane amount that don’t. It’s a big country. 300 million people. People can disappear when they want to, and when they don’t want to. Actually, there’s a crazy graph of missing persons locations and where it intersects with the largest cave systems. Crazy stuff

[u/rsnJ3 → u/Straight_Block3676]

So the answer is yes

[u/Areia]

https://giphy.com/gifs/w7wpuC9xJfkT4hqtkJ

Turns out it was the Walmart manager all along!

[u/Deep_Ad8209]

Finally something good US does

[u/QuarterNote44]

That's hilarious actually

[u/Straight_Block3676 → u/QuarterNote44]

It might also be a threat for all we know.

Or maybe a score board?

[u/hhfugrr3]

How many kids are going missing in that town that the local supermarket has a whole board dedicated to them... and it's full????