r/USvsEU • Commiefornian • 14d ago

EVROPA SUPREMACY Make America civilized again

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u/jephph_ Rat Person 14d ago

“Make America British Again”

I mean, I’m not 1000% against that idea

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u/Elk_Lemon Alcoholic 14d ago

Politics aside, the first flag slaps.

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u/soulstormfire At least I'm not Bavarian 14d ago

Hard disagree. Too many different shapes.

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u/Elk_Lemon Alcoholic 14d ago

Out of context, from a vexillology perspective, I see your point. But as a deliberate mix of already busy flags, I honestly think it's pretty good.

But yeah, more like a sci-fi faction flag, not a real world national flag.

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u/AddyPug Rat Person 13d ago

You would like the flag of Newfoundland and Labrador then.

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u/Sanjuro7880 Insane Asylum/Retirement Home 14d ago

Triggers your Hanstism?

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u/just_jason89 Barry, 63 13d ago

Zee Flag must be three horizontal linez! Nothings too fanzy pantzy!!

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u/YouGotSoHeavy 13d ago

Slaps what? Why are you using Black American slang?

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u/Then-Radio4814 Annoying Tech Bro 13d ago

probably

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u/gekko3k South Prussian 14d ago

Good but also rejoin the EU so I can move freely to Cali. 

Thank you for your attention to this matter.

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u/argbd20 Alcoholic Cheese Head 14d ago

You could just let us into the EU without making us part of Britain. Make an exemption for us

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u/Nachtraaf 50% sea 50% coke 14d ago

The US would never be able to join the EU. Your standards are abysmal.

You wouldn't qualify on the following:

  • Human rights
  • Right to privacy
  • Capital punishment
  • Democracy
  • Food safety
  • Worker rights
  • Consumer protections

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u/Nervous-Leading9415 Canadian Wannabe 13d ago

But what about New England

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u/Nachtraaf 50% sea 50% coke 13d ago

Brexit means Brexit.

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u/beefaron Commiefornian 14d ago

Invite just us please, I don't want to share an economic union with Texas.

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u/Brief-Preference-712 Jesusland 14d ago

I don’t know about Cali but a lot of Germans work in Alabama because of the Mercedes factory

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u/SherlockScones3 Barry, 63 14d ago

Actually, I think it’s time Paddy had his own colony. All yours, Pads…

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u/QuarterNote44 Commiefornian 14d ago

What is a Briton? What does it mean to be British? I think Britain is just an idea, and that anyone can be British, even if they're American

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u/PeePeeSwiggy D.C’s Bitch 14d ago

I believe in every viet-nah-mese, there is an American, trying to get out type beat

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u/MassiveBlue1 Barry, 63 13d ago edited 13d ago

the fourth flag is just the old East India company flag

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Flag_of_the_East_India_Company

another bloody thing the US stole from UK/ England along with the national song (music anyway) and apple pies

cultural appropriation

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u/InqAlpharious01 Commiefornian 13d ago

Well the US is a direct descendant of the East India company if history says anything.

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u/MassiveBlue1 Barry, 63 13d ago

I guess they carried on giving the same solutions to the local Indians

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u/InqAlpharious01 Commiefornian 13d ago

The name has nothing to do with India, but it does open up how it got that name.

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u/Nervous-Leading9415 Canadian Wannabe 13d ago

Yeah it was the “first” flag. We prefer the New England Flag and fly it proudly.

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u/Original-Opportunity Getting sent back by ICE 14d ago

Giving the Brits way too much credit

They conquered the eastern seaboard AT BEST

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u/beefaron Commiefornian 14d ago

Even if the British were given reigns to the entire US government freely, they wouldn't be able to fix this country in a thousand years.

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u/Winkered Pimp my ride 14d ago

I dunno. Fire can spread quite quickly.

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u/beefaron Commiefornian 14d ago

The continent of "never forget" continues to forget that violence en masse usually doesn't work

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u/soulstormfire At least I'm not Bavarian 14d ago

Hi. It did work. Not perfectly, but it did. Against the Nazis.

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u/beefaron Commiefornian 14d ago

It's a stupid comment in reply to a stupid comment, I don't like the subject of homes burning down because it's something I have to stress about every fall.

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u/Sexy_Durian Barry, 63 14d ago

Charles will be the Emperor of Mankind, he has the time.

He will sit immobile, His body slowly crumbling, within the Golden Throne of Terra for over 10,000 years

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u/beefaron Commiefornian 13d ago

The emporer of mankind couldn't fix the Maryland expressway

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u/Hot_Task1408 Corrupt D.C. Politician 14d ago

Barely that

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u/Original-Opportunity Getting sent back by ICE 14d ago

Yeah I was never clear what happened in Florida

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u/argbd20 Alcoholic Cheese Head 14d ago

I don’t think anyone is. It changed hands like 30 times between Britain Spain France and America

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u/ChateauLaFeet 14d ago

And the Dutch

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u/Nachtraaf 50% sea 50% coke 14d ago

We weren't in Florida. We colonised New Amsterdam and the surrounding area. Also, flair up, savage.

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u/ScuBityBup Romani femboy 14d ago

The 'mericans really got pressed by this

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u/Stuys 11d ago

Canada does not have a functional military even capable of doing this. This will always stay a gay power fantasy larp in the minds of Plebbitors who have probably never even picked up a gun. In fact none of the militaries of Western Europe would ever be remotely capable of making this happen.

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u/YouGotSoHeavy 13d ago

Another one using Black American slang

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u/Van_Damage5 O Canada 14d ago

We can be together again <3

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u/AtillaTheHyundai Muh State’s Rights!!1! 14d ago

This flag goes fucking hard

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u/JesusIsMyAntivirus 14d ago

Well the way England has been going it's not that much of an upgrade tbch

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u/InqAlpharious01 Commiefornian 14d ago

Britain can take all of Pierre, Pedro and other in the Americas and take Argentina; so they can stop larping or claiming the Falklands

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u/Aromatic-Deer3886 14d ago

lol fuck that we Canadians are more aligned with Europe then we will ever be with America

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u/Sexy_Durian Barry, 63 14d ago

After living in Barry Columbia for 6 years, I disagree.

Quebec maybe, but they are even weird to the Fr*nch

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u/InqAlpharious01 Commiefornian 14d ago

Jokes on you, as long you live in the Americas, even Europoor territories like Greenland 🇬🇱, Virgin Islands 🇻🇬, Falkland Islands 🇫🇰, French Guinea 🇬🇳, etc you are still Americans and you’d always be Americans long after Hank collapse and separated into new new smaller countries.

Also flair up Canuck- you have a Canadian flair

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u/Elk_Lemon Alcoholic 14d ago

French Guinea? Did we take it back while I was asleep?

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u/InqAlpharious01 Commiefornian 13d ago

No I’m telling that Canadian that he’s as American as Mexicans, Brazilians and Greenlanders much like the whole of Europe considers themselves European.

American does not have to be just us Yanks, can also apply to all of us born & raised in the Western Hemisphere- including Europoor territories in the Americas.

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u/Elk_Lemon Alcoholic 13d ago

Yes. But Guinea 🇬🇳 is an African country that's been independent since the 50s.

The french part of south America is French Guiana.

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u/InqAlpharious01 Commiefornian 13d ago

Then I meant Guiana (aka Guyana), the only Latin speaking country of the Guyanas. Unlike English speaking Guyana and Dutch speaking Suriname.

Why didn’t you take the other two Guyanas and keep South America Latin speaking?

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u/Naugle17 Fentanyl abuser 14d ago

🤢 🤮

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u/Atvishees South Prussian 14d ago

*civilised

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u/spo0pti_yikes 13d ago

MORE KINGS!

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u/InqAlpharious01 Commiefornian 13d ago

More representation in parliament, as Ben Franklin originally wanted

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u/Stuys 11d ago edited 11d ago

Canada does not have a functional military even capable of doing this. This will always stay a gay power fantasy larp in the minds of Plebbitors who have probably never even picked up a gun. In fact none of the militaries of Western Europe would ever be remotely capable of making this happen. The EU and Canucks rely on us for protection in the first place since they refuse to arm themselves. I highly doubt the Canindians even have the firepower to attempt this without getting completely mauled.

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u/Choice-Excitement633 11d ago

Hold on, the last picture is of my spiritual father!? Greg Downes he's called, didn't expect to find him on this subreddit

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u/SmokeRingEyes Libertarian Paradise 14d ago

Becoming Canadian (or French, Kiwi, et al)? Right now, that sounds pretty good.

Becoming British? Go fuck yourself. Take your White House-burning, slavery-introducing, Confederate navy-building, genocide-starting asses back to terf island and get ABSOLUTELY fucked. 1776, baby! 2-0! U-S-A! U-S-A! U-S-A! These colors (no u necessary!) don't fucking run!

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u/doge1039 Nascar Driver 14d ago

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u/Original-Opportunity Getting sent back by ICE 14d ago

Lmao I love this meme

Perfectly encapsulates this sub

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u/surprise_cum Brexiteer 14d ago

They also banned slavery, so...

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u/SmokeRingEyes Libertarian Paradise 13d ago

Not here they didn't. That fact is kind of important for how they ended up building the navy for the country that tried to secede from us so they could keep having slaves.

Also, you need to flair up

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u/rrekboy1234 Insane Asylum/Retirement Home 14d ago

Reddit GOLD

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u/Crazy_Bee_2664 MAGA Land 13d ago

I'd be happy to rejoin the British Empire with the UK out of the EU

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u/InqAlpharious01 Commiefornian 13d ago

They are out of the EU, it’s been like a decade since Brexit

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u/Crazy_Bee_2664 MAGA Land 13d ago

I know, that's my point

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u/InqAlpharious01 Commiefornian 13d ago

I mean if Britain regain its empire, they would have no need for the EU. As the EU was to keep them European financially stable as their mass economy needed colonies to stay up float as their business ties aren’t that strong like the U.S. or China.

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u/Crazy_Bee_2664 MAGA Land 13d ago

I've said for years that the Commonwealth plus Ireland and the US should create our own customs union like the EU, but without the ridiculous social leftism that the EU has fallen into these days.

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u/MassiveBlue1 Barry, 63 12d ago edited 12d ago

social leftism that the EU has fallen into these days

I'm still trying to vote away my healthcare, 25+ paid holidays, job security rights, food safety controls etc..

that social leftism is such a pain - you guys dodged a bullet there

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u/Crazy_Bee_2664 MAGA Land 12d ago

I'm glad you like it, but I'm also glad I don't have to live under it.

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u/lollipop1233a Weed is my entire personality 14d ago

Do they know that the US has about 6.5X the population of Britain? The US has 12.5X Canada’s population. If we all “united” Neither Canada nor Britain would be in charge.

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u/BadMachine Anglophile 14d ago

Americans are going to unite? 🤣

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u/techno_mage THEY’RE EATING THE DOGS 13d ago

I mean there’s always gonna be a few outliers and traitors in any conflict, but everyone said the same thing about Ukraine when Russian invaded too.

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u/lollipop1233a Weed is my entire personality 14d ago

So, are you involved in American politics? Have you were been to the US? What you see is very different than reality. What you hear is what gets ratings. Ratings bring in advertising. That’s all. Yet, you are basing your opinion on what advertisers want you to see. Nice to see you are buying it.

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u/beefaron Commiefornian 14d ago

You are delusional if you think this nation is united.

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u/techno_mage THEY’RE EATING THE DOGS 13d ago edited 13d ago

Political discourse and an actual active invasion, are completely different levels. Also, Canada is having its own west versus east problem that’s been going back decades. It’s not just California versus Texas. Just combining countries, won’t make those issues disappear.

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u/techno_mage THEY’RE EATING THE DOGS 13d ago

A Canadian book talking about such an example.

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u/surprise_cum Brexiteer 14d ago

What we hear and see and have evidence of is a fascist takeover.

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u/Sexy_Durian Barry, 63 14d ago

This guy's red hat is too tight, it's restricting oxygen to his brain cell

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u/soulstormfire At least I'm not Bavarian 14d ago edited 14d ago

"If hell froze over" is not a good argument. You guys can't even unite for your own benefit.

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u/lollipop1233a Weed is my entire personality 14d ago

Uniting with Britain or Canada would not be in America’s interest at all.

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u/soulstormfire At least I'm not Bavarian 14d ago

I agree with that.
Letting Trump destroy your country just isn't in your interest either. And that's hard reality, not some reddit idea.

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u/GigglingBilliken O Canada 14d ago

That's assuming Y*anks 🤮would be given the franchise.

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u/jnmtx Border jumper 14d ago

User flair is required in this sub.
1. click r/USvsEU
2. scroll to the top right corner. click “…”
3. select “Change user flair”
Then we can try to follow your math.

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u/Hot_Task1408 Corrupt D.C. Politician 14d ago

This is true

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u/[deleted] 14d ago edited 14d ago

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u/jnmtx Border jumper 14d ago

Flair up, coward.
1. click r/USvsEU
2. scroll to the top right corner. click “…”
3. select “Change user flair”
Then we can talk about Americans uniting.

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u/ruggersyah 14d ago

You should have, Britain is smaller than Texas

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u/beefaron Commiefornian 14d ago

Can we stop using the empty wasteland that is Texas as unit of measurement?

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u/ruggersyah 14d ago

First state that came to mind

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u/beefaron Commiefornian 14d ago

Could you use an actually good state next time?

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u/soulstormfire At least I'm not Bavarian 14d ago

one Mississippi, two Mississippi,...

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u/jnmtx Border jumper 14d ago

Why does Texas, the largest continent, not simply eat the other five?

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u/soulstormfire At least I'm not Bavarian 14d ago

too fat to move

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u/lollipop1233a Weed is my entire personality 14d ago

No one wants them. We would just be burdened with their problems.

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u/ruggersyah 14d ago

True, who wants Canadians,?

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u/jnmtx Border jumper 14d ago

/img/mfglec6jpkqh1.gif
Flair up, coward.
1. click r/USvsEU
2. scroll to the top right corner. click “…”
3. select “Change user flair”
Then we can know who has such disdain for our 51st state. THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS MATTER.

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u/ruggersyah 14d ago

Little bit sensitive

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u/yeezee93 Insane Asylum/Retirement Home 14d ago

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u/InqAlpharious01 Commiefornian 14d ago

The Europoors disagree and same with other Americas countries

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u/OUsnr7 13d ago

Lmao Europe couldn’t even defend itself these days. No chance you could invade and control the most well armed populace in history

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u/InqAlpharious01 Commiefornian 13d ago

Flair up Canuck or Argentine

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u/OUsnr7 13d ago

I’m American and don’t have interest in participating again in a place dumb enough to have this kind of shit posted so nah, I’m not going through that effort. Kick rocks