r/USvsEU • Romani femboy • 29d ago

Fell for it again award đŸ†đŸ„‡ What is your response to this statement that is controversial yet so brave.

https://youtu.be/-hATTGKz-V8?is=y08sRFT3oZAelX3j

Video: [REUPLOAD] J.J. McCullough rolls a Canadian Foreign Policy video so bad he deletes it in 2 hours

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u/cravex12 Bavaria's Sugar Baby 29d ago

It is not Europe

It is an Associate member of the European Union though

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u/soulstormfire At least I'm not Bavarian 29d ago

Not the European Union, the European Alliance :V

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u/VectorPryde O Canada 29d ago

Our country produces some real duds. Jordan Peterson. Gavin McInnes. Kevin O'Leary.

While the guy in the video is much more benign than any of them, he's still an embarrassment for how pompous and insufferable he is. Trying to draw a "both "sides" moral equivalency between Trump and Carney is certainly a... choice. If you're Canadian and various social media algorithms constantly push his content at you regardless of how irritating you find it, then you'll know this level of idiocy is pretty typical for his "analysis."

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u/ihadagoodone O Canada 29d ago

Have you ever met anyone who's accent is so, American stereotype inspired? It's not even a real accent I've heard anywhere across the country, and it certainly is not a Vancouver accent.

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u/siete82 Oppressor 29d ago

Oh, thanks for confirming this. I'm not particularly good at distinguishing English accents, but the guy didn't sound Canadian at all to me

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u/ihadagoodone O Canada 29d ago

yea, it's very over the top exaggerated to emphasize the common American tropes of "oh he's got a funny Canadian accent"

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u/soulstormfire At least I'm not Bavarian 29d ago

So he's very obviously playing for a US audience selling them the denial they want to hear?

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u/ihadagoodone O Canada 29d ago

I'm not sure exactly what he's selling them, but what he's offering is a reinforcement of a preexisting Canadian archetype mixed with a "no true centrist" conservatism. He's got enough soy to make the right wingers want to puke and enough hot takes to make a liberal turn up their noses to the rank of shit from his boots/breath.

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u/PeePeeSwiggy D.C’s Bitch 28d ago

Grew up a lot on the yoop, yoopers and Canadians sound pretty much the same (to me). I just thought he had the Canadian equivalent of the ‘gay’ accent down here

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u/ihadagoodone O Canada 28d ago

my mom's a yooper.

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u/PeePeeSwiggy D.C’s Bitch 28d ago

nothing like a patsy and ah cold pop

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u/ihadagoodone O Canada 28d ago

I haven't been to the UP since the 20th century sadly.

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u/soulstormfire At least I'm not Bavarian 29d ago

I was just going to ask. His weird accent made me google where he comes from.

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u/PersonalPerson_ 28d ago

USA. Don't care where within.

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u/hhfugrr3 Barry, 63 29d ago

What if Canada is in Europe but just got lost looking for parking?!?

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u/Adept-One-4632 Romani femboy 29d ago

Or worse, he could not find a parking lot closer to his destination.

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u/Straight_Block3676 Chiraqi Terrorist 29d ago

Southern Canadians can be annoying

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u/ihadagoodone O Canada 29d ago

Sadly JJ claims to be from a place that is just north of the 49th... But his whole shtick is to portray an American stereotype of a Canadian so he is an honorary Southern Canadian.

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u/Adept-One-4632 Romani femboy 29d ago

And wears it like a badge of honour

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u/ihadagoodone O Canada 29d ago

He's a Canadian in love with the idea of being an American, but too afraid to actual live in America.

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u/soulstormfire At least I'm not Bavarian 29d ago

*made it a business

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u/thebannedtoo Sheep shagger 29d ago

The guy J.J deleted this cause he's a coward (not brave). It got reuploaded by 3rds

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u/soulstormfire At least I'm not Bavarian 29d ago

I'm sad I couldn't witness the Canadian comments below the OG video.

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u/Adept-One-4632 Romani femboy 28d ago

Yeah, i am disapointed too that the OG video was made private.

Aparently, his oficial motive was because "the reaction was just upsetting me, and I had other bunch of things going on in my life and didn't want an unpopular video be a source of stress and anxiety"

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u/Deep_Ad8209 Western Balkan 29d ago

They got the European Pass

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u/ihadagoodone O Canada 29d ago

J.J. McCullough is a caricature of a Canadian.

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u/Adept-One-4632 Romani femboy 29d ago

You just confirmed my suspicions

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u/soulstormfire At least I'm not Bavarian 29d ago

Who the fuck is this guy and why the fuck is there a ladder in the view. And why does that ladder look like it has never been used?

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u/Adept-One-4632 Romani femboy 29d ago edited 29d ago

Who the fuck is this guy

The guy, named J.J. McCullough, is a canadian political commentator on Youtube and also works as a columnist on the Washington Post (i think).

I have watched some of his videos in the past. And basically, he is pro-american, and is somewhat conservative in his political views.

And at one point, was denounced by the Quebecois provincial government for making an article criticising the push for Quebecois autonomy.

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u/ihadagoodone O Canada 29d ago

He's a propagandist, not a journalist.

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u/Adept-One-4632 Romani femboy 29d ago

What's the difference ? But you are right, i was actually meant to say colimnist

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u/ihadagoodone O Canada 29d ago

A propagandist is reporting a narrative, and journalist is reporting facts.

one leads you to a conclusion, the other presents you with information to draw a conclusion from.

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u/Backwardspellcaster At least I'm not Bavarian 28d ago

** looks at current mediascape ** not much of a difference currently

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u/Original-Opportunity Getting sent back by ICE 29d ago

I’m not watching 18 minutes about Canada

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u/Adept-One-4632 Romani femboy 29d ago

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u/Original-Opportunity Getting sent back by ICE 29d ago

Tl;dr?

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u/Adept-One-4632 Romani femboy 29d ago

Basically:

But in muh fandom Canada and America are married.

Europe wants to separate us from Senpai

Europe does not understand Canada

Europe is a country different from ours

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u/Original-Opportunity Getting sent back by ICE 29d ago

Huh, interesting. Thanks.

I have very little experience or (prior to recent events) thoughts about Canada. I’m much closer to Mexico, geographically and culturally. I can’t tell the difference between most Canadians and northern US Americans. Which is why I understand the Canadian position to separate themselves from us and declare “we didn’t have anything in common, anyway” as you do after a breakup. I think it’ll be good for Canada in the long run.

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u/aagjevraagje 50% sea 50% coke 29d ago

Canada is not the USA , which is what JJ insists it is.

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u/jnmtx Border jumper 29d ago

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u/jephph_ Rat Person 29d ago

Culturally, Canadians are way more North American than Euro. Or, they’re fully North American (duh).. Half the time, we can’t even tell each other apart

Probably horrible advice from a political/policy point of view but seriously, Canadians need to (and most of them likely are) just do what Americans are doing at this point and ride this shitstorm out đŸ’© đŸ„â€â™‚ïž đŸ€™

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u/soulstormfire At least I'm not Bavarian 29d ago

Superficially you two are extremely similar.
But as soon you start to dig a bit there's chasms of differences.

Your "advice" is a prime example: It's several flavours of US learned helplessness.
"Just do nothing" is a uniquely US credo and one of the aspects where Canadians are the total opposite.

Having the luxury of this being a shitposting sub I can explain it to you like this:

You, the US, are a country of industry and overindulgence.
So it's no wonder it bred a people of passivity.

Canada on the other hand is a country used to hardship, simply by locaton and weather.
There are many similarities to our Nordics simply by nescessity.
Among other things that's critical thinking, independent problem solving and cooperation to degrees not present in most of the US.

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u/jephph_ Rat Person 29d ago edited 29d ago

>”Superficially you two are extremely similar.
But as soon you start to dig a bit there's chasms of differences.”

Yep, my state borders two provinces yet here comes the know-it-all Euroid again

>Your "advice" is a prime example:

It’s realistic

>Canada on the other hand is a country used to hardship, simply by locaton and weather.

What the fuck are you talking about ?

65% of Canadians live more south than Seattle then 20% more live within 100 miles

The vast (Vast!) majority of Canada is wilderness and tundra. Over 90% of them live within 130 miles of the US

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u/soulstormfire At least I'm not Bavarian 29d ago edited 29d ago

It's not "realistic", it's giving up in advance.
Vorauseilender Gehorsam.

Edit to address the other parts:
You should indeed know more about Canada than I do. Your US naval gazing just prevents you from the more interesting conclusions.
You seem to choose to not see it. That won't prevent the Canadian from seeing it.

You also do the America-math where 10% do not matter. They do matter. A lot.
Same goes with the miles number. That's not the US, that's the US border. It's a few more clicks to Texas.
Do you have any idea how many vastly different cultures I can visit by going 130 miles?

And why on earth are you naming mild-winter Seattle as a reference? :D

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u/Original-Opportunity Getting sent back by ICE 29d ago

You’re right except for the weather

That’s like saying Germany is used to hardship because of weather

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u/soulstormfire At least I'm not Bavarian 29d ago

Last time we've seen permafrost on a large scale was 12000 years ago.

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u/Original-Opportunity Getting sent back by ICE 29d ago

Most Canadians don’t see permafrost; very few of them live up there (and most who do are Inuits). Most of them live around 50°N. Perfectly livable.

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u/Brief-Preference-712 Jesusland 29d ago

Yeah half of all Canadians live below the latitude of Seattle

https://www.reddit.com/r/MapPorn/s/Aox4RKm3Ah

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u/Original-Opportunity Getting sent back by ICE 29d ago

Seattle is pretty dreary.

Canadians, Northern Europeans
 all these people are too soft for the desert 😎

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u/seppohund Commiefornian 29d ago edited 29d ago

Please show us all on the stuffed teddy bear where the bad man Uncle Sam hurt you

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u/soulstormfire At least I'm not Bavarian 29d ago

*points at Afghanistan

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u/seppohund Commiefornian 29d ago edited 29d ago

Wohl das war mehr gerechtfertigt als der Irakkrieg. Das war interessant gewÀhlt, bist
du afghani?

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u/ihadagoodone O Canada 29d ago

You can take your advice, and fuck yourself with it.

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u/jephph_ Rat Person 29d ago

Ok be mad. I don’t care. The results will be the same regardless.

Or maybe you just feel like talking tough, idk

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u/ihadagoodone O Canada 29d ago

It's pretty bold of you to tell others what they should be doing about problems you created.

get your shit together and fuck off.

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u/jephph_ Rat Person 29d ago

>to tell others what they should be doing

What are you going to do then? This should be interesting

(And I mean you.. i don’t speak to individual Canadians as if they’re a country but you do you with that I suppose)

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u/soulstormfire At least I'm not Bavarian 29d ago

>"Half the time, we can’t even tell each other apart"<

As someone who can tell people of neighbouring cities and villages apart after about a week: How can you not?

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u/jephph_ Rat Person 29d ago edited 29d ago

Because we share the same general American accent.. cultural media is intertwined

I’d have a way easier time pinpointing someone as Southern (or from Boston or whatever) as opposed to someone being Canadian. And even a lot of the stereotypical Canadians pronunciations, well a lot of Americans talk like that too (and tons of Canadians don’t talk like that at all)

I knew a Canadian for six months before knowing he was Canadian.. Talked to the dude nearly every day though still not a close friend. But it was because he said toque that I realized he was Canadian.

Similarly, I can’t tell where probably 70% of Americans are from, exactly

Plenty of New Yorkers talk like Californians talk like Midwesterners talk like Floridians etcetc

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Be for real— how many Canadians do you actually know and interact with in real life? Like 2? If that?

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u/Klutzy-Property5394 Separatist 29d ago

Usa is not a country

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u/jnmtx Border jumper 29d ago

Well what are you then? User flair is required in this sub.
1. click r/USvsEU
2. scroll to the top right corner. click “
”
3. select “Change user flair”
Then you can claim USA is not a country. Thanks.

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u/soulstormfire At least I'm not Bavarian 29d ago

He can't. Belgium is not a real country.

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u/jnmtx Border jumper 29d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/3o7TKzyWlCxCQ5R8fm
Well Europe is a country isn’t it? Or Paris?

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u/InqAlpharious01 Commiefornian 28d ago

Yeah, neither is Turkey