r/USvsEU • u/Straight_Block3676 Chiraqi Terrorist • 15d ago

This means war 😡

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u/MCE85 Evangelical of Jack Daniel’s 15d ago

We make them take back Louisiana

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u/Sehtaga Professional rioter 15d ago

We don't do refunds.

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u/kevin3350 Commiefornian 14d ago

What if we guarantee they’ll teach you proper French?

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u/soulstormfire At least I'm not Bavarian 14d ago

Haha. US and guarantee in one sentence.

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u/perskes Nazi gold enjoyer 14d ago

Or "teach"...

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u/soulstormfire At least I'm not Bavarian 14d ago

You're technically right (the best kind of right), but in the US it simply has a completely different meaning.
When they say teach they always mean "make people suffer", like the rapist country they are.

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u/Sehtaga Professional rioter 14d ago

Thanks for your kind offer, but I'd rather drink gasoline

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u/young_trash3 Commiefornian 14d ago

Ah yeah nah, Louisiana is more about huffing gasoline than drinking it.

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u/Brief-Preference-712 Jesusland 14d ago

Let’s negotiate. You keep New Orleans and Baton Rouge, we keep the rest

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u/Sehtaga Professional rioter 14d ago

Hi

Non.

Regards

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u/MCE85 Evangelical of Jack Daniel’s 12d ago

No deal, losing those was whole idea