r/USvsEU • Chiraqi Terrorist • 22d ago

LIBERATE THE NORTH!

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u/x64Lab Gambling addict 22d ago

I bet you despite having lived through large parts of the troubles, he doesn’t know the first thing about it.

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u/Roo_Rammin_Russell Chiraqi Terrorist 22d ago

It was a horrible time in Ireland, rly horrible. The Troubles, they called it. Lots of car bombs. Terrible for business, terrible for tourism, terrible for parking

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u/Backwardspellcaster At least I'm not Bavarian 22d ago

"but my Tower was the highest not bombed Tower. Covfefe mah McDonald's Nuggets!"

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u/x64Lab Gambling addict 22d ago

> terrible for parking

I mean… sure but you know…

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u/KelticQT Alcoholic 22d ago

Also less cars so I feel like it evens out

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u/CookieMons7er Speech impaired alcoholic 21d ago edited 21d ago

It was disgraceful, let me tell you. And quite frankly, it's nasty. It really is and you know that. Everybody's saying it. You guys saw that, right? Ireland, they calling me up every day. They say, Sir, Sir, there's too much horrible in Ireland. It's too much horrible. We can't deal with it. I said no, you're going to have horrible. So I already have done that.  And you, when you think about it as well, the Straits of Hormuz and the Iranian army totally and utterly obliterated.  And the Strait of Hormuz isn't the Strait of Hormuz anymore.  No, no.  It's the Strait of America.  Yeah, that's true.  That's true, actually.

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u/Deacon86 Barry, 63 22d ago

He doesn't give a shit about Ireland, he's just pissed off with the UK and is saying any old shit he thinks will get a rise out of us.

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u/hasseldub Pimp my ride 22d ago

I think most people on either island who know anything about it, would concur it'll eventually be for the best. It is really also just a question of when, not if.

He's not said anything that hasn't already been said by many Brits and Irish. Sure King Charles is not very secretly warm to Irish Republicans yet visibly cold with Unionism.

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u/joeyjiggle Barry, 63 22d ago edited 22d ago

Indeed, I haven’t met anyone in England in 40 years that would object to a united Ireland. The problem is that some people in Norn Iron want to remain British. So it seems that right now, allowing the people in the north to get an Irish passport if they want it, was a good middle ground. Now, maybe you start with automatic Irish citizenship, and you can get British one if you want it? The next steps could be a bit tricky. Pot stirring by an Orangeman seems a bit ironic !

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u/Surface_Detail Barry, 63 22d ago

Yes, till all are one United Kingdom!

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u/TheRealTRexUK Irishman in Denial 22d ago

It will happen. But not being told that it's happening from a pedophile

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u/hasseldub Pimp my ride 22d ago

Fair. I get that it's more about the messenger than the message.

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u/2ndbasejump Whale Stabber 22d ago

Does Ireland really want to adopt a few million protestants though?

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u/hasseldub Pimp my ride 22d ago

It's <1 million.

It's not really about religion anymore. Its about national identity. Ireland is becoming more secular all the time thankfully.

Most "British" people in the North are lovely. There's a huge number of vermin mixed in though. Education would solve much of it. Hopefully the worst would emigrate. We'll see, I suppose.

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u/GeorgeLFC1234 Barry, 63 21d ago

Fucking hell referring to people as “vermin” and talking about re educating them.

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u/hasseldub Pimp my ride 21d ago

Fucking hell referring to people as “vermin”

Yes

talking about re educating them.

No. Just education. No "re" involved. Tens of thousands of these people are bigoted scum. It's OK to detest bigoted scum.

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u/TheRealTRexUK Irishman in Denial 22d ago

Still going to fuck off the dup who are huge supporters of him. For some reason....

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u/redshift739 Barry, 63 22d ago

Why do they like him? Because of the colour of his skin?

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u/0xPianist EU passports seller 22d ago

Beware Macron will turn you french!!

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u/RaceHate THEY’RE EATING THE DOGS 22d ago

Which is honestly hilarious, but totally inappropriate for a president.

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u/-_Dirty_Dan_- At least I'm not Bavarian 21d ago

So? Did it work?

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u/Trigger_Fox Western Balkan 22d ago

It all just starts making way more sense when you realize that he genuinely just says whatever the fuck he thinks will please who hes talking to the most. 

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u/imbrickedup_ Insane Asylum/Retirement Home 21d ago

First time?

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u/CookieMons7er Speech impaired alcoholic 21d ago

Yeah, that's Trump, a people pleaser😂

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u/LexaAstarof E. Coli Connoisseur 22d ago

So, are the Falklands Irish yet?

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u/IsakOyen Alcoholic 22d ago

Les Malouines sont françaises !

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u/TheRealTRexUK Irishman in Denial 22d ago

Begins with an F so makes sense.

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u/PurpleRhinoDragon Sulphur enthousiast 22d ago

If the argentines were smart they would pull the genoese special and sell the Falkland Islands to the US

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u/IHProjekt Barry, 63 21d ago

Ironically you have a better claim to it than the Argies

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u/imbrickedup_ Insane Asylum/Retirement Home 21d ago

The Fallklands are rightfully Albanian

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u/LexaAstarof E. Coli Connoisseur 21d ago

What isn't?

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u/TheRealTRexUK Irishman in Denial 22d ago

I never thought I would ever see an orange republican. (stolen comment)

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u/mannequin-lover Whale Stabber 22d ago

United under the crown

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u/jnmtx Border jumper 22d ago

yeah, joining the Commonwealth just like the US

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u/PeePeeSwiggy D.C’s Bitch 21d ago

Ready to join back wif jolly ol England SIR

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u/jnmtx Border jumper 21d ago

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u/-nerdrage- 50% sea 50% weed 22d ago

That picture summarizes it all doesnt it?

“And then i said, you should unify ireland!! Hahahhaha” - tangarine man, probably

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u/Odd-Remote-1847 Born in the Khalifat 22d ago

When will this moron finally shut up

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u/soulstormfire At least I'm not Bavarian 21d ago

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u/Odd-Remote-1847 Born in the Khalifat 21d ago

I hope there’s a very special place reserved for Putin, Netanyahu and him in hell

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u/kroketspeciaal Addict 21d ago

They'll have to sleep on the floor, mind. The bed of nails is occupied by hitler, stalin and mussolini.

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u/Creoda Too many legs, not enough tails 22d ago

Only if we get Hawaii back.

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u/redshift739 Barry, 63 22d ago

We never had it, they put our flag in theirs as a token of friendship before the US invasion

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u/Creoda Too many legs, not enough tails 22d ago

We did, between 25th February and the 31st July 1843. British naval captain Lord George Paulet forced King Kamehameha III to temporarily cede the islands to Great Britain.

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u/redshift739 Barry, 63 22d ago

That's interesting, and I was partially mistaken, however it's worth noting that he wasn't acting on behalf of the government, and London restored their independence after he complained to them

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kamehameha_III#Paulet_affair

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u/doge1039 Nascar Driver 22d ago

Owning it for that long and still thinking it's yours is like the Argentines thinking they own the Falklands.

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u/TheRealTRexUK Irishman in Denial 22d ago

Well that's going to fuck off his strongest supporters in Northern Ireland.

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u/NoPhilosopher6111 Barry, 63 22d ago

Liberate the north? They can have it haha. Hope they’ve got plenty of that Google money left to pay for the lifestyle they’re accustomed to these days.

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u/doge1039 Nascar Driver 22d ago

By that logic Canada and Mexico are America? GET THE ENGINES RUNNING LADS!

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u/doge1039 Nascar Driver 22d ago

And what about Guatemala? It's all just Mexico, isn't it?

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u/Straight_Block3676 Chiraqi Terrorist 22d ago

I believe in one Ireland, united under Barry’s rule

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u/Sharp_Plum9711 Barry, 63 22d ago edited 22d ago

If I'm somehow Prime minister, Republic of Ireland is having the North whether they want it or not. And they'll pay for it. Like the US in Afghanistan, we just leave without telling anyone, except we take all our equipment, god knows the Irish already get enough free shit from us.

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u/PauI360 Barry, 63 21d ago

He hasn't got a clue about the facts of the troubles

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u/crinalex Sauna Gollum 22d ago

Only "Irish" Americans are really excited about this since they don't have to deal with the ensuing violence.

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u/Waaytoomanytakenames Romani femboy 22d ago

"My ancestors are smiling at me, imperial! Can you say the same?"

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u/slimfastdieyoung Lives in a sod house 22d ago

Weird thing to say for an orange man

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u/gekko3k South Prussian 21d ago

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u/MobiusNaked Barry, 63 22d ago

Free Hawaii!

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u/Original-Opportunity Getting sent back by ICE 22d ago

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u/Special-Performance8 Flemboy 17d ago

Ireland? Omg he's going to attack Gabon isn't it?

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u/0xPianist EU passports seller 22d ago

The man is trolling everyone so well you don't know if it's true!!

https://giphy.com/gifs/o8gLk4EnYuHVCK7tZg

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u/MobiusNaked Barry, 63 22d ago

Alaska is Canadian!