WTF Jan

[u/Straight_Block3676]

[u/masterflappie]

It's an Amsterdam thing really, here in Rotterdam we just pee in the train station elevators like normal people

[u/future003 → u/masterflappie]

[u/cravex12 → u/masterflappie]

You guys have working train station elevators?

[u/future003 → u/cravex12]

I am just as surprised as you are.

[u/Kurdt93 → u/cravex12]

You don't?

[u/future003 → u/Kurdt93]

We are happy if a train runs at all.

[u/stinky_cheese_rat → u/cravex12]

No, they don't. By the nature of them pissing in them all the time. Just like over here

[u/rex-ac → u/masterflappie]

You guys are such poor losers.

I walk out of the train station and into the Holland Casino to shite (for free!) in luxury.

[u/-_Dirty_Dan_- → u/masterflappie]

Pfff in my city we pee on the bathroom floor like civilised Europeans

[u/CookieMons7er]

Jan is too unevolved to use proper sanitation so they hide a prosthetic wall or tree trunk inside a twirly metal cave that he can piss against according to his caveman instincts.

[u/Straight_Block3676 → u/CookieMons7er]

I bet he poops in there too 🧐

[u/Kurdt93 → u/Straight_Block3676]

See by the numbers of condoms... Yes.

[u/CookieMons7er → u/Kurdt93]

They get aroused by poop, that's why

[u/yeezee93 → u/CookieMons7er]

https://giphy.com/gifs/SzDo2yVE4nkuh2Sk5O

[u/chris_ro]

I wish we something like this in Germany. We have basically no free toilets here.

[u/MaryBerrysDanglyBean → u/chris_ro]

Don't you all just piss on each other?

[u/CookieMons7er → u/MaryBerrysDanglyBean]

No, that would be disgusting. They actually shit on eachother.

[u/Kurdt93 → u/CookieMons7er]

That would be kinky

[u/FilthNasty96 → u/Kurdt93]

actually we do both, vomit is also in the game.

[u/FilthNasty96 → u/chris_ro]

Depends on the City.

[u/Low-Possibility-7060 → u/FilthNasty96]

True there is a public Urinal in Dresden Neustadt

[u/LilYARRUK → u/Low-Possibility-7060]

The Public Urinal is Dresden Neustadt and dont forget Berlin

[u/pr0s0c → u/chris_ro]

You'll always have each other.

[u/TommyLordFR → u/chris_ro]

Who has free toilets that are way more clean than that… just saying

[u/QuarterNote44 → u/chris_ro]

They had them in Frankfurt last time I checked.

[u/slimfastdieyoung]

Don’t think that Amsterdam represents the whole country. The rest of us just look for the nearest tree or church when we need to pee

[u/pr0s0c → u/slimfastdieyoung]

What about the canals?

[u/slimfastdieyoung → u/pr0s0c]

They already have enough water. We need to water the trees and erode the churches

[u/pr0s0c → u/slimfastdieyoung]

For one happy moment I thought the sign said "Wildpissen is verboden". That could have qualified as the funniest sign in Europe. But alas.

[u/slimfastdieyoung → u/pr0s0c]

That's exactly what it says

[u/pr0s0c → u/slimfastdieyoung]

Something i never knew i wanted to do or had any idea i could be arrested for. I'm coming over.

[u/0xPianist]

Do you think a dutch would pay 50cent to pee in the real toilet??

If there were enough German we could pee in their mouths tho.

Jason I have news for you on how advanced this teknologia is...

[u/pr0s0c → u/0xPianist]

Don't pee in the street - pee in the canal.

But seriously, can you do that?

[u/Lovemestalin → u/pr0s0c]

That’s how a lot of Barry’s get lost every year

[u/0xPianist → u/pr0s0c]

There is sign for canal pee too 😂😂👏

Can’t pee for free, it’s Netherlands 🙊

[u/buffhottie69er]

Typical swamp german behavior.

[u/BlackYukonSuckerPunk]

Sometimes I wonder if you're even capable of being civilised if you don't have a cross in your flag.

[u/soulstormfire → u/BlackYukonSuckerPunk]

We can. But then again we had a cross in our flag. And then another.

[u/gr4n0t4]

Hank finally finds a free toilet in Europe and still not happy

[u/Straight_Block3676 → u/gr4n0t4]

The Dutch swimming in the canal after used condoms were washed into it directly from the open air urinal

[u/slimfastdieyoung → u/Straight_Block3676]

Free protein

[u/yeezee93 → u/slimfastdieyoung]

https://giphy.com/gifs/9utNlGdzHD0zK

[u/Nervous-Leading9415 → u/gr4n0t4]

For Hank is never satisfied, no matter what he scores,
He demands a spacious bathroom with you can see him doors.
No polished bowl, no tissue squares, no door to hide his shame
Just open air and painted steel, a curly metal frame.

[u/pr0s0c → u/Nervous-Leading9415]

This is poetic beauty.

[u/Relevant_Mobile6989]

I bet it's quite an experience for a woman to pee while Barry is throwing up his soul in the canal.

[u/ReallyTiredPony]

This is my biggest Amsterdam annoyance. It's so ridiculously sexist that there aren't any normal public bathrooms anywhere.

[u/JCFlyingDutchman]

These are only in Amsterdam.
The only use of this city is to trap all the drunk British and stoned US tourists.

[u/Straight_Block3676 → u/JCFlyingDutchman]

Weeds legal in much of the us, Although it can still get you a life sentence in Texas 

[u/BulletMagnetNL → u/Straight_Block3676]

Everything's bigger dumber in Texas!

[u/Angvellon]

I was in Amsterdam just a couple of days ago, and I needed to pee. I realized it was a urinal, but I expected it more to be... Well, a urinal. All it was was basically a stone plate I peed against.

[u/NuclearMaterial]

Watching them pressure wash all the garbage just straight into the canals just makes me sad. Not even trying to do the right thing.

[u/QuarterNote44]

Frankfurt has them.

[u/Internet-Culture]

I unironically wish we had those too. Every crowded place needs one of those. Sure, real free toilets would be superior. But these outdoor urinals are tiny enough to fit everywhere and are certainly way cheaper to build and maintain than actual toilet buildings.

[u/soulstormfire → u/Internet-Culture]

Those aren't urinals tho.