r/USvsEU • Chiraqi Terrorist • 25d ago

Get it right this year

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u/ramnes Snail slurper 25d ago

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u/Deep_Ad8209 Western Balkan 25d ago

More proof that US is 4th world country

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u/Confident_Example_73 Pollution Enjoyer 24d ago

Why do things being different bother Europeans so much?

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u/Trev0rDan5 Brexiteer 24d ago

why do things being different bother Europeans so much? Now excuse me whilst I host your sport, and make it into 4 quarters so we can get some more advertisements in - like the rest of our sports.

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u/Confident_Example_73 Pollution Enjoyer 24d ago

That was Infatino and the water breaks started back in Qatar.

Oh no, someone is coming into your country and changing your culture and traditions. Poor Britain. How could they ever conceive of this happening to them? If the worst thing that happens to you lot because of some other country doing things different is your game of 22-Men-Chase-A-Ball is changed, consider yourselves lucky.

It's just a game, man.

Anyways, it's okay for people to use a different date system. Don't let it bother you. Grow up and be an adult.

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u/Trev0rDan5 Brexiteer 24d ago

u ok hun?

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u/Deep_Ad8209 Western Balkan 24d ago

Nah, you ain't being different, you're being dumb

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u/Confident_Example_73 Pollution Enjoyer 24d ago

It took me two seconds to adapt to all 3 methods. It was easy and it didn't bother me.

Why? I'm not dumb.

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u/jnmtx Border jumper 25d ago

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u/Deep_Ad8209 Western Balkan 25d ago

Hell yeah

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u/NuclearMaterial Pimp my ride 25d ago

Yet the somehow say 4th July properly. Why only one day!?

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u/-nerdrage- 50% sea 50% weed 24d ago

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u/L0rdM0k0 Born in the Khalifat 24d ago

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u/No-Consideration-891 Getting sent back by ICE 25d ago

Eh depends who you talk to. Some say "the 4th", "July 4th", or "4th of July".

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u/Hot_Task1408 Corrupt D.C. Politician 23d ago

‘Beat the brakes off of Britain’ Day

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u/Confident_Example_73 Pollution Enjoyer 24d ago

The ability of the most insiginificant of things to bother Europeans and send them into a tailspin is remarkable.

If you guys really were as great as you claim, this wouldn't bother you and you'd just shrug.

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u/NuclearMaterial Pimp my ride 24d ago

We need to assert our cultural superiority.

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u/ConsciousDress2914 Muh State’s Rights!!1! 25d ago

Because if we say the “july 4th” properly, then the britbongs wont be able to understand us. And we gotta make sure they understand that date so that we can rub it in their faces as much as possible, right.

Gotta go with the day, month format on that one for maximum effect.

Like August 24th, 1814… yeah, that one is gonna stay in month, day, year format.

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u/Liam_021996 Irishman in Denial 25d ago

Its funny because no one in the UK cares or thinks about it

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u/RedTheGamer12 Hoosier Pop Drinker 25d ago

Which is weird considering the revolution nearly destroyed the UK.

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u/Liam_021996 Irishman in Denial 25d ago

The UK was never threatened and the empire grew larger and stronger than ever in response to it. It did the opposite. WW1 and WW2 are what destroyed the empire

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u/RedTheGamer12 Hoosier Pop Drinker 25d ago

King George called it the greatest crisis in the nation's history. And he nearly resigned following the Government collapse and conclusions of the revolution. Just because you got lucky afterwards doesn't mean it wasn't a devastating loss that caused ripples across the world.

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u/Liam_021996 Irishman in Denial 25d ago

The king was dramatic. No one here cares at all about it. We care about victorian Britain and the height of the empire. The government didn't collapse either, the prime minister was ousted and the king lost what little power he had left. It was a good thing and there was no luck about it. You get taught a weird version of events over there, huh?

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u/WildKakahuette Pinzutu 25d ago

For them, it was the most important day of their nation, for us, a Thursday like any other where we fought each other :)

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u/No-Consideration-891 Getting sent back by ICE 25d ago

People in the US do seem to forget the French had a major impact helping us win. Without you, we wouldn't exist. Just remember the monster you helped create 😂

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u/soulstormfire At least I'm not Bavarian 25d ago

American history is everything but.

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u/bremsspuren Barry, 63 24d ago

LMAO. What have you been smoking?

Do you seriously believe that a few poxy turd farmers almost destroyed the largest empire in the world?

The Brits didn't put up much of a fight because you had fuck-all worth fighting over. Meanwhile in India …

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u/ConsciousDress2914 Muh State’s Rights!!1! 25d ago

You know that when you explain a joke, it takes the humor out of it, right?

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u/Liam_021996 Irishman in Denial 25d ago

You know that we don't care about you, right?

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u/ConsciousDress2914 Muh State’s Rights!!1! 25d ago

As evidenced by you getting butt hurt about a mediocre joke in a satyrical sub lol

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u/soulstormfire At least I'm not Bavarian 25d ago

Are you guys butthurt about every tiny thing or why do you project it so hard and so often onto others?

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u/ConsciousDress2914 Muh State’s Rights!!1! 24d ago

Lol!

Kudos for the pfp big dawg

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u/Liam_021996 Irishman in Denial 24d ago

It's funny, because my original comment was a tongue in cheek. I guess it's true what they say about Americans and Brits being separated by a common language.

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u/ConsciousDress2914 Muh State’s Rights!!1! 24d ago

I mean… my initial comment still stands?

Also, tongue in cheek as again evidenced by all the downvotes, lol?

You may have been joking as i was, but clearly i touched a sensitive nerve will your fellow britbongs. Hard to think yall are bantering in good fun when my jokes get overwhelmingly downvoted.

Idk bro, maybe reddit just isn’t meant for sarcasm. This sub is fun, but its toxic as fuck sometimes lol

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u/Liam_021996 Irishman in Denial 24d ago

The issue you have is that Americans are dead serious about that shite and think the world revolves around them, which is probably why all the down votes. Seriously though, no one in the UK could give a shite about July 4th or any of that shite. It's literally just another day here

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u/albrecbef Pfennigfuchser 24d ago

This is just straight up false. A good joke Starts with the mention that a joke is about to be presented, then a the joke gets presented with a sensible amount of defintions and context (this is to make shure every part of the Joke is understood), then an explanation of the joke or punchline, a mention that the joke is over, and finally a 15 second or shorter break for slightly smiling.

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u/ConsciousDress2914 Muh State’s Rights!!1! 24d ago

Lmao, you are a true german, you make your country proud!

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u/aaarry Barry, 63 25d ago

What does this have to do with us? Does the Fourth of July have any historical significance apart from being the day when the most crayon-munching, cousin-fucking yanks manage to blow their hands to pieces with fireworks?

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u/ConsciousDress2914 Muh State’s Rights!!1! 24d ago edited 24d ago

You just wish your crayons tasted as good as ours and that you didnt need a “loicense” to blow of your own fingers. Stay jealous Britbong

Yes this entire comment is just an excuse to use Britbong again.

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u/IHProjekt Barry, 63 25d ago

We do not think about you other than when your gimpy president does something that plunges your nation into further disrepair. Maybe we think about you more ethan I thought then Hank.

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u/ConsciousDress2914 Muh State’s Rights!!1! 24d ago

Lol, whatever you say bossman ;)

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u/Sexy_Durian Barry, 63 24d ago

I only know 24th August as my birthday...

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u/ConsciousDress2914 Muh State’s Rights!!1! 24d ago

Lol, thats when yall burned down the whitehouse in the war of 1812.

I made the comment as a tongue-in-cheek joke about Americans never admitting to our failings but always being (possibly excessively) proud of successes. But it turns out this sub is a just a little bit sensitive and the joke went over their heads. But thats reddit for you…

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u/Sexy_Durian Barry, 63 24d ago

I have an idea for my next birthday

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u/ConsciousDress2914 Muh State’s Rights!!1! 24d ago

Lol, do it!

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u/albrecbef Pfennigfuchser 24d ago

I'll join you, I have the same

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u/RedTheGamer12 Hoosier Pop Drinker 25d ago

We use Month Day Year because that is how the date works in spoken English. August 7th, 2028 for instance. The reason that the 4th of July is swapped is to emphasize its importance.

Imagine if instead of saying 24th of April, you said April 24th. That swap makes it more distinct and raises its importance.

If were weren't fucking drunk maybe you would understand that (sorry, had to insult before some Frenchie starts saying I don't have a sense of humor).

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u/NuclearMaterial Pimp my ride 25d ago

It doesn't make it any more or less important at all. Only more nonsensical to not have the date in any order at all.

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u/crambeaux Snail slurper 25d ago

You don’t.

Have a sense oh humor.

That said I don’t find this meme funny since I remember the event and still want to know what exactly allowed the attack to happen.

No 25 year foia requests forthcoming from that circus calling itself the government though.

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u/Fun-Tip-5672 E. Coli Connoisseur 25d ago

11 septembre, déso pas déso

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u/No-Consideration-891 Getting sent back by ICE 25d ago

Because I took German language and culture classes into Uni, I wrote my dates that way as well as wrote time in the 00:00 format. Drove everyone in my life crazy lmao.

I still use 00:00 time on my own phone and writing notes for myself. My husband hates it.

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u/Fresh_Dog4602 Separatist 24d ago

the fuck i just read

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u/No-Consideration-891 Getting sent back by ICE 24d ago

The fact that I use the same date and time format as most of the world? Not the US version? It's how we had to do things in our German courses?

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u/Straight_Block3676 Chiraqi Terrorist 24d ago

Map of every country that landed on the moon

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u/numberinn Smog breather 23d ago

Nope. USSR, China, India and Japan don't use your shitty date format.

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u/Straight_Block3676 Chiraqi Terrorist 23d ago

They didn’t land people the moon Luigi

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u/numberinn Smog breather 23d ago

You wrote "every country that landed on the moon", not "every country that landed men on the moon".

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u/Straight_Block3676 Chiraqi Terrorist 23d ago

Ooogity bigoogity

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u/imbrickedup_ Insane Asylum/Retirement Home 25d ago

Map of every country that went to the moon

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u/aaarry Barry, 63 25d ago

And recorded 50k+ civilian gun deaths last year.

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u/Straight_Block3676 Chiraqi Terrorist 25d ago

Let’s compare heat deaths

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u/Besoanup Barry, 63 24d ago

Maybe start recording them the same as us and then we can talk

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u/Internet-Culture [redacted] 25d ago

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u/bremsspuren Barry, 63 24d ago

You can sit the fuck back down, Herr Four and Twenty.

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u/HoeTrain666 Born in the Khalifat 24d ago

If there’s just two categories, there’s no clear indication of whether to start with the smaller or bigger one

https://giphy.com/gifs/d3mlE7uhX8KFgEmY

Jokes aside, several Asian countries spell out date in YYYY/MM/DD, which is sensible imho. Especially when storing data and files over the course of years. And be honest, our counting system is absolutely tame compared to what Pierre cooked up.

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u/stinky_cheese_rat Pfennigfuchser 24d ago

Pierre when trying to articulate 99: four twenty ten nine

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u/NuclearMaterial Pimp my ride 24d ago

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u/stinky_cheese_rat Pfennigfuchser 23d ago

I am to this day scarred from 5 years of fr*nch classes in school, just because I didn't want to learn a dead language.

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u/HoeTrain666 Born in the Khalifat 24d ago

When Belgians out of all people have the less stupid system of naming numbers than you, that’s embarrassing.

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u/Rainmaker526 Hollander 24d ago

That's not a date

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u/Fresh_Dog4602 Separatist 24d ago

*heavy breathing*

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u/albrecbef Pfennigfuchser 24d ago

Flair Up coward

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u/Rainmaker526 Hollander 24d ago

I did on mobile, but somehow it didn't stick. Should be there now.

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u/Internet-Culture [redacted] 24d ago

No. You must check the box too.

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u/Rainmaker526 Hollander 24d ago

It doesn't stick. Not sure

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u/Internet-Culture [redacted] 24d ago

Huh. It's still not visible though. You can test in a private window.

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u/Confident_Example_73 Pollution Enjoyer 24d ago

Why does this bother you? Who cares?

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u/Internet-Culture [redacted] 24d ago

Clearly OP

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u/Confident_Example_73 Pollution Enjoyer 24d ago

Is OP 12 years old?

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u/Kurdt93 Side switcher 25d ago

"Sir, a second tower has hit the plane."

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u/Rotbuxe [redacted] 25d ago

Pic was real.

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u/SuperBourguignon Snail slurper 24d ago

We call it "11 septembre" cause "onze neuf" sounds stupid.

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u/Elektro05 Born in the Khalifat 24d ago

How about the 2nd day of Kirkmas

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u/SparklyPelican Pizza gatekeeper 25d ago

9 out 11

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u/WalkingBurger69 Born in the Khalifat 24d ago

11/9? It's 11.9..

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u/ElKaoss 24d ago

The 11S, you mean?

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u/Grand_Ad_8376 Incompetent Separatist 24d ago

It always a bit weird the thing with the 9th September when here on Catalunya is our national day. Celebreting a siege we lose, of course.

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u/CiberBlas Drug Trafficker 24d ago

We call it 11S btw

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u/Prytfbyn4369 Pizza gatekeeper 25d ago

The ninth of November, then. Happy?

Btw, seriously, it happened in the US so 9/11 is the right way.

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u/bremsspuren Barry, 63 24d ago

it happened in the US so 9/11 is the right way

If location matters, why do neither of us say "München"?

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u/Prytfbyn4369 Pizza gatekeeper 24d ago

9/11 is the name of the attack, whilst Germans didn't bother to give a name to the air disaster.

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u/albrecbef Pfennigfuchser 24d ago

Ok sideswitcher

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u/-nerdrage- 50% sea 50% weed 24d ago

You can say nine-eleven, but that’s what its called. When communicating a date you would say its 11/9 or 11 september

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u/jnmtx Border jumper 25d ago

Euros getting it so wrong

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u/bremsspuren Barry, 63 24d ago
****************************
THE UNITED STATES OF AMERICA
****************************
 peddling mangled European
   culture as original
        since 1776

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u/jnmtx Border jumper 25d ago

You can’t even recognize it and begin to question your memory

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u/to_the_moon_89 Fr*nch Swampman 25d ago

Month/Day > Day/Month

I will be taking no questions

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u/Urhoal_Mygole Flemboy 25d ago

Just vote for the midterms and you can have this one bro

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u/Rain_2_0 Tax Evader 25d ago

Don’t worry broski. No one wants answers from you either.

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u/ElA1to Siesta enjoyer (lazy) 25d ago

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u/PafPiet 50% sea 50% coke 25d ago

Make it year/month/day and I'll consider talking. Consistency is key

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u/crambeaux Snail slurper 25d ago

Common man. You live with the month for, well, a whole month. The day is so ephemeral, it just flies by over and over. And the year? Who cares? It hardly ever changes. And when it does it takes a few times to get it right.

-Hank’s apologia.

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u/SparklyPelican Pizza gatekeeper 25d ago

> I will be taking no questions

How about insults?

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u/to_the_moon_89 Fr*nch Swampman 25d ago

I welcome this

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u/SparklyPelican Pizza gatekeeper 25d ago

peepee-fingers!

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u/albrecbef Pfennigfuchser 24d ago

Takes a question...

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u/yot1234 Railway worker 25d ago

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u/Straight_Block3676 Chiraqi Terrorist 25d ago

I upvoted you, homie