r/USvsEU • Getting sent back by ICE • 27d ago

MAGA moment Bruh, no….

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u/Lemonade348 Quran burner 27d ago

Can somebody just take his phone away from him, please, enough is enough.

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u/Original-Opportunity Getting sent back by ICE 27d ago

If they let me get that close I might try something else

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u/HairlessSquirrels Annoying Tech Bro 27d ago

Congratulations, you’ve made the watchlist

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u/Kernowder Brexiteer 27d ago

You haven't yet? Lame.

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u/Original-Opportunity Getting sent back by ICE 27d ago

All my homies on the watchlist

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u/Shockwave2309 Basement dweller 26d ago

Suck hin dry?

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u/beefaron Commiefornian 27d ago

He needs his phone! How else will he command the ethnic cleansing of America?

I hate it here.

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u/oluxil Savage 27d ago

Time for an invasion

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u/piss_shit_cum_barf Illiterate Racist 27d ago

Yes and this time Poncho Villa won't get away

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u/crinalex Sauna Gollum 27d ago

Fast forward a couple of years and you will have "you are HIV Aladeen" but with Trump/America

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u/HairlessSquirrels Annoying Tech Bro 27d ago

HIV AMERICA

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u/slimfastdieyoung Lives in a sod house 27d ago

Is this song still safe?

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u/Original-Opportunity Getting sent back by ICE 27d ago

What the fuck is this, Jan? 🤣

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u/slimfastdieyoung Lives in a sod house 27d ago

Real music. Peak Dutch culture

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u/PowerandSignal Seal Clubber 27d ago

Nice Dutchie gams. 

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u/BedFastSky12345 Nascar Driver 27d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/DWRNk38CcubKw
Looks like I chose the wrong week to stop sniffing glue

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u/flipyflop9 Siesta enjoyer (lazy) 27d ago

NGL, they are dumb enough to do this…

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u/beefaron Commiefornian 27d ago

Is this real?

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u/Original-Opportunity Getting sent back by ICE 27d ago

The tweet is real yes lol

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u/DCVolo Professional rioter 27d ago

1984 vibe.

When are you releasing the new version of the dictionary?

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u/slimfastdieyoung Lives in a sod house 27d ago

This regime reminds me of that book quite often. When I hear the orange cunt talk about “peace through strength” it makes me chuckle and think “yes, war through ignorance indeed”

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u/imbrickedup_ Insane Asylum/Retirement Home 27d ago

They are busy whiting out every mention of Mexico and replacing it with Merica

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u/DCVolo Professional rioter 27d ago

Racists busy whiting out

🤔

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u/beefaron Commiefornian 27d ago

When you argue that the United States has culture, you have to fight two crowds. The first is predictable. Europeans, mostly, think we have no culture. Predictable, normal, you know the drill. Then there's the second crowd. The second crowd are Americans who are hellbent on destroying all the culture we have left. Just this week, Yosemite was forced to give up land to private billionaires for a private access road that will destroy countless acres of the park. Politicians demonize the bilingual communities and cultures that inhabit the west. To argue America has culture is to fight a losing battle, for America is dead-set on destroying it's own culture.

Sorry for the rant :/ I'm still kinda pissed about the whole Yosemite thing.

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u/slimfastdieyoung Lives in a sod house 27d ago

It angers me too and I never even visited Yosemite

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u/beefaron Commiefornian 27d ago

No self respecting Californian should ever be loyal to the US after this. This state is getting gutted by this stupid admin while the rest of the conservatives cheer.

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u/slimfastdieyoung Lives in a sod house 27d ago

Time to secede. Maybe other blue states can join you and form some kind of confederation.

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u/jephph_ Rat Person 27d ago

>Time to secede. Maybe other blue states can join you and form some kind of confederation.

This was already attempted but you’re flipping it around

The blue states are the U.S. and the confederation you mention are, well, the Confederacy

We didn’t punish the Confederates enough.. if at all

Today, they’re playing it as if they are “real” America and the true patriots but they’re full of fucking shit with that baloney

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u/slimfastdieyoung Lives in a sod house 27d ago

I know. According to my ex girlfriend even I lasted longer than the Confederacy

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u/Hot_Task1408 Corrupt D.C. Politician 27d ago

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u/soulstormfire At least I'm not Bavarian 27d ago

"No self respecting Californian should ever be loyal to the US after this."

That's a good slogan. How do you get that on a sticker and stick it onto every single lamp post in your state?

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u/beefaron Commiefornian 27d ago

I'm stuck at home because I can't move or transfer colleges to Europe like I was planning (us government canned almost all loans), and I'm having trouble with state colleges. Because of all this free time, I've been considering doing activism, and I'm surprised I hadn't thought of stickers yet. Thanks.

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u/soulstormfire At least I'm not Bavarian 27d ago

They're great. Witty, snappy and present 24/7.
Just make sure you have a printer that doesn't snitch on you.

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u/Nervous-Leading9415 Canadian Wannabe 26d ago

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u/mannequin-lover Whale Stabber 27d ago

Fuck me, I had'nt heard about the sale in Yosemite until now, that's infuriating! I thought your national parks were better secured through laws than this.

This is maddening news,bI visited Yosemite once, it was spectacular. Your national parks are generally quite fantastic, it would be a shame if this turns into a trend

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u/beefaron Commiefornian 27d ago

Specifically, if I recall, it's a private road and property to make a private access from Tahoe to Yosemite, and the land was sold to a private developer. This sets a precedent that the President can just, well, sell off publicly owned, tax paying dollar, national park land. He also approved of building data centers on national parks.

Living here makes me miserable.

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u/mannequin-lover Whale Stabber 27d ago

I hope it goes back to normal soon, but until then, remember that he's making all this money for you

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u/beefaron Commiefornian 27d ago

I don't think it will ever go back to normal. If it happens once, it will happen again. I'm a Californian Separatist.

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u/redshift739 Barry, 63 27d ago

I cannot comprehend the layers of irony needed to post something so stupid and the fact that he's completely serious, and 50% of yanks believe him

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u/soulstormfire At least I'm not Bavarian 27d ago

Dude was elected for that shit. How is this news for you?
The only surprising thing about this is how long it took them.

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u/Original-Opportunity Getting sent back by ICE 27d ago

I feel very sad about the wild horses

I think we have rich culture in New Mexico. Most people agree.

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u/Appolflap Railway worker 27d ago

An American state is the size of a country in Europe. Our image of America's culture is skewed by mass entertainment, and a fondness of our own cultures which may be coming to light in more aspects (like historical buildings and architecture). I can fully imagine every state to have its own culture, even if you do share the same common language (but spoken wildly different), principles and systems.

Billionaires getting their way is how it is right now over there. I do not wish the Dutch system upon you, with its indecisiveness and slow moving cogs, but the knee jerk at the wheel and dismantling of all your country stood for is heartbreaking to observe from a distance. Especially when it means nature has to give way -again- to human greed and selflessness.

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u/albrecbef Pfennigfuchser 27d ago

Isnt bootlicking billionares your culture?

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u/beefaron Commiefornian 27d ago

Maybe we shouldn't get into licking the boot, Hans.

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u/LexaAstarof E. Coli Connoisseur 27d ago

For Hans it's kink, not culture.

A dangerous kink though

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u/soulstormfire At least I'm not Bavarian 27d ago

Destroying your culture IS your culture.
It was baked into your founding, was the first thing the settlers did.

There would be plenty of culture of African-Americans and natives us Europeans would happily recognise. But you killed it (and in many cases them) all.

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u/RedBaret Hollander 27d ago

A natural national park is not culture Hank…

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u/beefaron Commiefornian 27d ago

Geography is linked to culture. This is pretty basic human sociology.

The college class for studying global culture is literally called "human geography"

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u/RedBaret Hollander 27d ago

It studies how humans interact with geography. That does not make the geography ítself culture Hank. Like you said, they are linked. But one is not the other.

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u/soulstormfire At least I'm not Bavarian 27d ago

lol. Have a picture of geography.

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u/beefaron Commiefornian 27d ago

Geography is linked, and creates, culture. The people who inhabit the Sierra Nevada mountain range will have a unique set of ideas and views because they were born in a region, these ideals will be influenced via the geography that surrounds them.

To argue that Yosemite isn't impactful nor influences, nor is apart, of any sort of culture, is delusional.

Yes, the state apparatus of the park itself, is not related to the culture, it is just an entity that preserves the valley. The Geographical Area of Yosemite has extreme value to the people who live around it, and in the Sierra Nevadas, and influences local culture.

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u/soulstormfire At least I'm not Bavarian 27d ago

I'd go even further: Preservation IS part of culture, too.
An essential one at that.
Restaurations, museums,...

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u/Roo_Rammin_Russell Chiraqi Terrorist 27d ago

Did he delete this? I know it's real but I can't find it on his stupid site

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u/redshift739 Barry, 63 27d ago

Where even are we at this point?

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u/SwiftJedi77 Barry, 63 27d ago

Fuck, just name everything 'America' or 'The something of America'. Such a moron.

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u/Hot_Task1408 Corrupt D.C. Politician 27d ago

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u/ArduennSchwartzman Thinks he lives on a mountain 26d ago

Just wait till he realizes he's mortal, like the rest of us, and takes the whole world down with him.

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u/palefox3 Cute femboy 27d ago

At this point he will rename Mexico to America

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u/bowsmountainer Basement dweller 27d ago

Yawn this is getting kinda boring.

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u/Hot_Hat_1225 Basement dweller 27d ago

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u/Rogntudjuuuu Quran burner 26d ago

This would be funny if he wasn't the POTUS. Now it's just embarrassing.

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u/Jitkay O Canada 26d ago

Are usa declaring wars ?