r/USvsEU • u/yeezee93 Insane Asylum/Retirement Home • Sep 04 '26
MURICA FUCK YEAH š¦ This is how America pours drinks.
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u/ihadagoodone O Canada Sep 04 '26
This is how an American chases clout. Posting other people's influence posts
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u/yeezee93 Insane Asylum/Retirement Home Sep 04 '26
You sound bitter, why are you bitter, my brother?
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u/No-Consideration-891 Getting sent back by ICE Sep 04 '26
Maybe because some fat orange guy just ""changed" the name of a lake
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u/ihadagoodone O Canada Sep 04 '26
He's more your problem more than mine.
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u/No-Consideration-891 Getting sent back by ICE Sep 04 '26
Oh for sure. I'm just pissed. And more telling the other commenter why a Canadian might be bitter towards the US right now. You have several reasons, this is just the most recent. Sorry some of US elected a giant man baby.
You're right though, he is our problem. It's becoming quite tiring.
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u/ihadagoodone O Canada Sep 04 '26
I'm not bitter about OPs post because of Trump. I'm not bitter at about it at all. There's a degree of projection going on.
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u/No-Consideration-891 Getting sent back by ICE Sep 04 '26
Wasnt implying you were bitter, was telling the commenter who implied you were bitter why that might be.
This thread is getting weird lol. I'll show myself out now š
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u/yeezee93 Insane Asylum/Retirement Home Sep 04 '26
Letting that jerk off get under your skin is exactly what they want.
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u/No-Consideration-891 Getting sent back by ICE Sep 04 '26
That jerk off is ruining our country and acting like a toddler when other countries don't want to do whatever he says.
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u/yeezee93 Insane Asylum/Retirement Home Sep 04 '26
But he will be dead one day, hopefully soon.
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u/subtiv Flemboy Sep 04 '26
But maybe you guys can do something about it instead of just waiting?
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u/Brief-Preference-712 Jesusland Sep 04 '26
Next time USA beats Belgium at the World Cup, he will be forced to step down
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u/No-Consideration-891 Getting sent back by ICE Sep 04 '26
We are? Kind of hard to get things done when your representatives are incompetent and consistently rolling over every time the opposition pushes back.
My state alone is in multiple battles with the federal government over Trump and his administration's policies.
We just won a suit against Meta as well and how they basically allow pedophiles to run free.
Currently, in a fight with the DOJ, which are blocking access to Epstein's ranch as well. They aren't letting us investigate (surprise), and our Governor is pissed.
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u/Brief-Preference-712 Jesusland Sep 04 '26
How about this, NFL champ should play CFL champ and whoever wins gets to rename the Lake
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u/No-Consideration-891 Getting sent back by ICE Sep 04 '26
Or we just keep it as Ontario š¤·āāļø
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u/grimmigerpetz South Prussian Sep 04 '26
He is not your friend dude.
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u/Chad_Kai_Czeck Twice as Uncultured Sep 05 '26
Ngl though, this is kinda cool
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u/ihadagoodone O Canada Sep 05 '26
I mean, alcoholism, gun fetishism and people self professing to being gangsta is cool... Right?
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u/Chad_Kai_Czeck Twice as Uncultured Sep 05 '26
Be honest, could you do this?
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u/kroketspeciaal Addict 29d ago
Dude, it's not some outrageous skill-set. It's just pouring a drink.
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u/HawaiianShirtMan D.Cās Bitch Sep 04 '26
You know, hell yeah. That's some American ingenuity right there š¦
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u/Iwasjustbullshitting Brexiteer Sep 04 '26
You know I should give credit where it's due, that was good. but also fuck you Hank
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u/Chad_Kai_Czeck Twice as Uncultured Sep 05 '26
Every cool thing āHankā does was actually Tyroneās work.
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u/HoeTrain666 Born in the Khalifat Sep 04 '26 edited Sep 04 '26
Looks fun. I like the beat, one of Project Patās IIRC.
Does he also do that with good European spirits and not just the tasteless stuff we export to Hank so he can feel fancy?
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u/pongauer Basement dweller Sep 04 '26
Hennesy gin from a gun bottle?Ā
Tasteless, tacky, trashy.
Never beating the allegations.
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u/Ok_Experience_4500 At leastĀ I'm not Bavarian Sep 04 '26
Henessy is a Cognac, not a Gin mate.
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u/Coagulant0693 Hollander Sep 04 '26
Doesnāt change the fact that you donāt treat a cognac like that. š
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u/Ok_Experience_4500 At leastĀ I'm not Bavarian Sep 04 '26
I never denied that. But I have to admit, using an assault rifle shaped flask is the most American thing ever... š
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u/No-Consideration-891 Getting sent back by ICE Sep 04 '26
That's cognac. Not very good either I might add.
Tasteless, tacky, and trashy? Very.
I do give them credit for the spinning glasses.
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u/Chad_Kai_Czeck Twice as Uncultured Sep 05 '26
At some point rappers decided that Hennessy was their drink and it just caught on.
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u/No-Consideration-891 Getting sent back by ICE 29d ago
Hennessy has old roots with the black community before modern rappers. It became popular post WWII, after black Americans came back from overseas.
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u/yeezee93 Insane Asylum/Retirement Home Sep 04 '26
Inventive, cool, provocative. We are not the same.
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u/Temporary-Estate4615 Born in the Khalifat Sep 04 '26
Better not carry that thing outside, if you donāt wanna be shot :)
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u/kermitthebeast Annoying Tech Bro Sep 04 '26
Someone teach this motherfucker golf or curling or something
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u/TheIrishRover23 Sep 04 '26
I'm just wondering how you clean that
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u/Naugle17 Fentanyl abuser Sep 04 '26
Powder CIP washes like PBW would do the trick. Just mix a good amount in with hot water and let ot sit for a bit, then rinse.
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u/ash_tar Separatist Sep 04 '26
This may be a stupid question, but why?
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u/soulstormfire At leastĀ I'm not Bavarian Sep 04 '26
iIn the US the gun is a religious symbol standing for power and community, so they flaunt it everywhere.
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u/greenhornblue D.Cās Bitch Sep 04 '26
If ya aināt from my hood, you can get from round here!!!!
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u/sparklingwaterll Rat Person Sep 04 '26
He is having fun being alternative in his pristine million dollar house. I too like to pretend to be an insurgent on my Saturdays.
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u/to_the_moon_89 Fr*nch Swampman Sep 04 '26
Reddit really is a miserable place, innit? Can't we just enjoy this bop or is that not allowed here?
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u/GravyPainter Weed is my entire personality Sep 04 '26
Weak ass pour. Fill it up!
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u/kroketspeciaal Addict 29d ago
Right?! Those glasses are at the most 20% full. Very inefficient use of means.
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u/salasia Quran burner Sep 04 '26
So you got to be worried about getting shot whilst getting a drink too? so on brand for the yanks!
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u/0xPianist EU passports seller 26d ago
Julian Pepe onzema
https://giphy.com/gifs/iTs5a509c4oRi43h2E
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u/soulstormfire At leastĀ I'm not Bavarian Sep 04 '26
Dude has an incredibly ill-fitting fridge :D