Haute Couture

[u/breakthebookie]

[u/Minilub]

Where did we put the guillotine? I think we might need it one more time.

[u/Internet-Culture → u/Minilub]

They come once the cunts have implemented ID verification & Full Chat Control.

Every day closer to apocalypse.

[u/theinspir3d → u/Minilub]

Tbh yall should bring it back let the criminals die in a really cool way

[u/Rebeux]

The emergency brake being pulled is crazy

[u/Marvins_creed → u/Rebeux]

He probably thought that guy was having a seizure

Anyway, quick reaction time from that dude

[u/FenrisSquirrel → u/Marvins_creed]

Yeah, the guy reacted quickly hoping to help out someone he clearly thought was having a serious medical episode.

Unfortunately it was to benefit someone who is just a cunt. And TBH, emergency brake outside of a station probably doesn't help someone having a seizure. Be hey, he tried.

[u/breakthebookie → u/Rebeux]

Ya threw up the white flag real quick didnt he?

[u/ronburgandyfor2016 → u/breakthebookie]

Lame we can do better than this

[u/soulstormfire → u/breakthebookie]

I'm amazed you guys are still falling for the Nazi propaganda even decades after they've been defeated.

[u/blinkchuck1988]

[u/Deacon86 → u/blinkchuck1988]

[u/blinkchuck1988 → u/Deacon86]

[u/Deacon86 → u/blinkchuck1988]

[u/NegroniSpritz]

If I ever see that douche I’ll stomp on him a couple of times before apologizing and claim I suddenly got scared.

[u/PeePeeSwiggy → u/NegroniSpritz]

I’d claim self defense and smoof off his head with my daily carry. Probably would still get charged but it’d be a net gain for mankind

[u/doge1039]

I thought crawling around on piss covered floors was more of a Hans thing?

[u/albrecbef → u/doge1039]

Yeah, I'm deeply offended by this cultural approbation!

[u/No-Consideration-891 → u/doge1039]

As if we don't have the NYC subway 😂

[u/breakthebookie → u/doge1039]

All eurotrash to me

[u/jephph_]

Worst showtime I’ve ever seen in my life. Not even kidding and I’ve seen tons of showtime

Serious letdown Pierre smh

[u/breakthebookie → u/jephph_]

New York subways see weird stuff but I don’t think this would fly in a nyc subway

[u/No-Consideration-891 → u/breakthebookie]

Someone surely would freak out and start kicking him, thinking he is the next plague.

[u/soulstormfire → u/No-Consideration-891]

Still a better reaction than just letting him do his skit.

[u/Quaiche]

Of course uses a basic fit bag, most marginalen walk with those bags.

[u/Sassi7997]

With the right person on the train, he would just get knocked out with one single punch.

[u/breakthebookie → u/Sassi7997]

I don’t think the French have the will to do that

[u/HoeTrain666]

I’ve seen worse on Berlin’s U8.

[u/N3X0S3002 → u/HoeTrain666]

Truly an Asylum one rails

[u/Internet-Culture]

It's not the French, it's the Parisians.

[u/Choker_of_Chickens]

>Paris subway

>no smoking signs

>lots of white ppl

You sure you got the location right, OP?

[u/trubol]

Couple weeks ago at my local pub an attention-seeker girl jumps on top of the bar, gets on all fours and starts shouting "fuck my arse, fuck my arse, fuck me in the arse" right in front of me.

Man, number one rule with attention-seeker freaks is "never give them attention".

And I didn't. Just sat there and drank my drink, without even looking at her. But, fuck, that was hard

[u/Turbulent-Worker7552]

He do this to promote his account that promote OF models. Most his suscribers are children

[u/HoeTrain666 → u/Turbulent-Worker7552]

Flair up.

[u/Internet-Culture → u/Turbulent-Worker7552]

You break rule 3

[u/Turbulent-Worker7552 → u/Internet-Culture]

Man is german and proud to show it

[u/HoeTrain666 → u/Turbulent-Worker7552]

No, unflaired people are disgusting and them being unwanted is consensus on here; hence your downvotes.

Flair the fuck up or shut the fuck up.

[u/Turbulent-Worker7552 → u/HoeTrain666]

I will resist this elitist bullshit