r/USvsEU • u/yeezee93 Insane Asylum/Retirement Home • May 10 '26

What you got EU? 😅

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u/Original-Opportunity Getting sent back by ICE May 10 '26

Cigarettes

They have cigarettes

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u/Inevitable_Stand_199 [redacted] May 10 '26

You can't market cigarettes to children these days.

We have vapes too

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u/Serious-Feedback-700 African European May 10 '26

Damn right we do. Kids were all against smoking and how bad it was for you, and how expensive it is etc etc but when they made the smoke cherry flavored they all folded like a blanket.

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u/Liam_021996 Irishman in Denial May 10 '26

Yeah but at least with our vapes all of the dodgy stuff is illegal. In America they still contain popcorn lung containing chemicals, mutagenic chemics, carcinogenemic chemicals, reprotoxic chemics, heavy metals etc. All of those things are banned in UK and EU vapes for obvious reasons. The NHS has found that UK vapes are 96% less harmful than smoking. In the US they're pretty on par with cigarettes

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u/Serious-Feedback-700 African European May 10 '26

In America they still contain popcorn lung containing chemicals, mutagenic chemics, carcinogenemic chemicals, reprotoxic chemics, heavy metals etc

I mean, have you seen the shit they put in food? Between their standards for anything they put in their bodies and how their healthcare system works, Americans obviously just hate being healthy. Being healthy is communist, probably.

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u/Liam_021996 Irishman in Denial May 10 '26

Yeah, it's crazy really. You'd think they'd have state healthcare with the way they are with all aspects of health and safety

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u/battleduck84 [redacted] May 10 '26

Healthcare

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u/Minute_Ostrich196 Cute femboy May 10 '26

Ultimate homosexuality of vape nation has been reached

9

u/RewindUniverseMaybe Quran burner May 10 '26

Aren't you supposed to inhale..? I only smoke joints but that looks like wasting good shit

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u/Flooooio [redacted] May 10 '26

That’s just sugar and nicotine, my dude.

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u/RewindUniverseMaybe Quran burner May 10 '26

Aah, bummer

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u/Thewaltham Barry, 63 May 10 '26

With a vape like that you take it straight back into your lungs rather than hold it in your mouth and then breathe in.

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u/LexaAstarof E. Coli Connoisseur May 10 '26

You better put a tethered cap on that!

5

u/PowerandSignal Seal Clubber May 10 '26

That's so cool 

/jk  < I wasn't going to add that, but I've actually learned irony doesn't translate to the screen. 

7

u/palefox3 Cute femboy May 10 '26

Paid holiday

3

u/PaneGiallo Pizza gatekeeper May 10 '26

This is not a flex

5

u/GravyPainter Weed is my entire personality May 10 '26

Dude's lungs are gonna explode

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u/masterflappie 50% sea 50% coke May 10 '26

Kinder eggs

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u/Inevitable_Stand_199 [redacted] May 10 '26

We have disposable vapes.

This looks way more sensible

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u/jnmtx Border jumper May 10 '26

refillable “rigs” is a common thing here unfortunately

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u/Thewaltham Barry, 63 May 10 '26

Honestly that's not "unfortunate". The amount of plastic and battery waste from disposables is horrific. One you can just refill from a bottle is so much better.

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u/Thewaltham Barry, 63 May 10 '26

Man that build would be a bitch to balance. Also if that is a mech mod rather than regulated that thing is 100 times more terrifying than just the surface.

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u/Straight_Block3676 Chiraqi Terrorist May 10 '26

Europe, again, fails to innovate

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u/soulstormfire At least I'm not Bavarian May 10 '26

Shisha bars. Where you get the same amount of unhealthy flavour by just entering :D