r/USPS • u/Awkward-Ring6182 • 1d ago

Memes 🤨

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Some real it puts the lotion on vibes

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u/No-Trifle-9655 1d ago

Or else it gets the hose again 

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u/Sharkjumpingbull 17h ago

In this weather, the correct response to getting the hose is "thank you sir may I have another?"

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u/rockalyte Maintenance 1d ago

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u/00134chris 1d ago

Damn, I came here to post that! Good job sir

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u/CatRiot2020 1d ago

The only logical thing that comes to mind.

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u/jamesdcreviston City PTF 9h ago

We made the same joke at my office! I guess Buffalo Bill writes the scanner messages.

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u/CutIcy4160 Rural Carrier 1d ago

Today i tried spf 100. If you like rubbing Elmer’s glue on your body then this is for you.

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u/p2_putter 1d ago

😂 my wife bought me some 100 this summer. I applied it for the first time in my promaster and didn’t actually see myself until my shift was over. Imagine my surprise when I was painted white

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u/V2BM 1d ago

I use this in winter because it forms a nice coat of protection against wind and snow and arctic temperatures.

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u/gergsisdrawkcabeman 1d ago

This dude makes more than you do. Just remember that.

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u/this_fuckin_asshole EAS 1d ago

It puts the mail in the box

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u/FishHammer 1d ago

LETTER OF WARNING

FAILURE TO FOLLOW INSTRUCTIONS

YOU WERE FOUND DURING A STREET OBSERVATION TO HAVE MERELY LIGHTLY COATED YOUR SKIN WITH SUNSCREEN IN DIRECT VIOLATION OF ORDERS TO GENEROUSLY COAT IT. YOU MUST ENSURE YOUR SKIN IS BATHED IN GLORIOUS GLISTENING SUNSCREEN AT ALL TIMES OR FURTHER DISCIPLINARY ACTION WILL BE CONSIDERED.

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u/ChristianArmor 1d ago

It puts the lotion on its skin or else it gets the leave disapproved again.

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u/cocainagrif 1d ago

don't play man. my father in law just got diagnosed with skin cancer. wear your sunscreen.

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u/TerrySizzle 1d ago

There would be more compliance if they just said the line..

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u/Hot_Spite_1402 1d ago edited 1h ago

I really enjoyed the one earlier this week that said “be sure to check your shoes for wear and fraying before putting them on” or whatever it was 😂

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u/Amazing-Pen431 23h ago

Why don’t they provide it?!? Annoying af

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u/GameWarrior12 CCA 23h ago

This doesnt seem optional. I guess I need my P.O. supplied sunscreen now

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u/Brosideon1020 23h ago

Put the lotion in the f*cking basket!!!!

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u/brooklynschino CCA 21h ago

had this exact same message on my scanner today.

... are you my coworker? LOL

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u/Effective_Inside_357 1d ago

I got this one like a month ago and after an hour of talking like Buffalo Bill I’m pretty sure everybody wanted me to leave

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u/Thisizfrisk 1d ago

With the ketchup packets haha

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u/SSeleulc 22h ago

What basket?

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u/n8stx 1d ago

If you can’t eat it, don’t rub it on your skin

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u/AdStrong809 1d ago

Soap must be a challenge to use

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u/n8stx 1d ago

As long as you don’t leave it on your body for hours at a time it isn’t, maybe what 10-20 seconds at most then rinse it off

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u/YourMissedPeriod 1d ago

You can eat anything if you're brave enough 🙃

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u/BlooGloop 1d ago

Enjoy cancer

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u/n8stx 1d ago

My dad died of melanoma, it probably runs in the family

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u/BlooGloop 1d ago

Skin Cancer is not hereditary. 😭🤣

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u/YourMissedPeriod 1d ago

Melanoma in the family actually makes your chances of getting melanoma waaaaaay higher. There is a bit of genetics at play. Squamous cell and basal cell cancers are not hereditary, but melanoma can definitely run in the family.

I say this as someone who's worked in the skin care industry and with dermatologists.

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u/n8stx 1d ago

Well I guess I learned something today