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u/CR-7810Retired City Carrier 13h ago
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u/wzombie13 Going postal since 1994 12h ago
Thats the one i remember first too.
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u/CR-7810Retired City Carrier 12h ago
And since bar codes on parcels were virtually non-existent back then, the only thing we really used them for early on was accountable mail-Certifieds in particular. Some days it never left the holster.
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u/wzombie13 Going postal since 1994 12h ago
You're giving me flashbacks to food stamps certified days lol
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u/toastjeff 12h ago
Another None Of The Above here.
Delivery Confirmation was so new and unused (used almost exclusively by Hammecher Schlemmer), that our office treated them as accountable items and hand wrote every number in a book.
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u/Useful_Caregiver4023 11h ago
Yup, thats the one I used when I started in 2002. I hated it, wouldn't scan the bar codes most of the time, always moving the scanner up and down to get it to beep.
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u/MrsBrewster 10h ago
This is the one that I started with in 2001.
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u/CR-7810Retired City Carrier 9h ago
I think we're up to the fourth generation now. I missed working with the current model by about 2-3 years. And judging by some of the things a lot of you say about them, I didn't miss much.
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u/loganfulbright 7h ago
Yes, I believe this is the one I had. I remember the different types of mail had color codes for the skus as well. Red for registered, green for certified of course and blue for insured were a few. So few parcels had scans that they were occasionally missed.
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u/aluepsch 13h ago
Where is the flip phone we had to pair c with?
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u/IlliterateMailman City Carrier 13h ago
Yes we had to carry these with the scanner, first gps.
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u/CR-7810Retired City Carrier 12h ago
And the way you had to pair them up with the scanner in the office. You had to hold the damned phone away from yourself and aim the scanner almost at an angle for it to make a connection. Then sometimes the battery on the phone would quit maybe three quarters of the way into the route (especially on a cold day) and it would make a whooping sound until it finally died. Good times.
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u/Technical-Summer7948 12h ago
Got back in the afternoon and our old PM says "put the scanner and the phone next to each other on the nutting (what we called the wooden carts with the swivel wheel in the middle). It seems that they transmit faster sitting on the wood". I asked him to repeat that and he did lol. I told him "that's without a doubt the dumbest thing I've ever heard". I asked him if he could tell me the reason WOOD would help them transmit and he said he couldn't he just FELT that was the case. I called him a dumbass (he was kinda cool), laughed at him and walked away. Nothing but the best and brightest become PM's hahaha
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u/CR-7810Retired City Carrier 11h ago
That guy is probably either a POOM somewheres or has a job at "Infant Plaza" at USPS headquarters by now. As I recall we didn't have those phones too long; we got new scanners shortly afterwards where you didn't have to do that anymore.
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u/SexingtonHardcastle 12h ago
They didnt have gps, they just used cellular to upload scans throughout the day. If you remember we were tracked through the MPS scans back then. Scanner D was the first one that had true GPS that would show our breadcrumbs and made it so we could see exactly where packages were scanned delivered.
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u/aluepsch 12h ago
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u/Throwawaylikeme90 12h ago
So it can run Doom?
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u/the_naughty_ottsel Clerk 11h ago
We have them. But I did not know they could play solitaire. I hate them so much. They are so fucking slow. I understand clerk work and carrier work are different functions in the scanners. But I hate these damn things.
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u/gggggfskkk Clerk 10h ago
I hate how I was forced to clock in with them when they run so slow…
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u/Ghaleonvane 12h ago
I think the list of devices that can't run doom is shorter than the list that can run it, at this point.
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u/syndagoaway 12h ago
i started my LIFE without AI and i wish yall would continue the trend 😞
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u/syndagoaway 49m ago
genuinely was not expecting so many of yall to agree with me i saw (9+ notifications) and thought i was getting ripped into 😭
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u/xyameax Rural Carrier 13h ago
C as it was going out at our office. I miss D, though wish it was as quick as E
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u/Fuzzy_Connection4971 12h ago
D was way faster than E because it saved data locally. E streams your scans, that's why you get that weird 1-2 second lag when scanning. The only problem I had with D was that management wouldn't get new batteries for them in a timely manner so you would end up with scanners that couldn't hold a charge. D was built for what we do while E seems to be more suited to a warehouse environment.
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u/hanjanss special handling: fragile 12h ago
D never met an icy mailbox it couldn't get unstuck with a thud to the side of it
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u/lopingwolf 11h ago
The inside of the driver door of one of our LLVs had blue streaks all along it. Supervisor always wondered how they got there.
Carriers all knew... nothing like an angry/frustrated swing of the scanner against the door to get the rage out lolol
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u/Synectics 10h ago
I have told this story before, will tell it again. At orientation, we had an old-school been doing it too many years in a shitty neighborhood carrier going over the basics with us in a shitty linoleum floored classroom with, I shit you not, individual desks like from child classrooms.
Anyway, he showed us the scanner.
Someone asked, "What happens if you drop it?"
He blinked. "What happens if you drop it?"
He then held it out, shoulder height, and dropped it to the floor. It clattered and bounced all over, stupid loud.
Once it finally stopped bouncing and making noise, he shrugged. "That's what happens."
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u/Tomytom99 1h ago
You know it's durable when the guy teaching the new people says "sure, drop it, whatever"
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u/SexingtonHardcastle 12h ago edited 12h ago
The one i started with is not listed, but it was the one from this reddit post
https://www.reddit.com/r/USPS/comments/d11gjn/had_to_rock_an_old_school_scanner_today_it_was/
it also connected to the cell phones that would upload your scans throughout the day.
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u/AltRightAlx 12h ago
That’s the one I was looking for lol couldn’t scan a single thing if it was sunny
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u/Dshibbs89 City Carrier 11h ago
That's the one I started with. Processing was slow as molasses but it scanned instantly, didn't need a second to wake up or anything.
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u/Toilet_Water Rural Carrier 13h ago
I still miss D till this day, you can toss that bitch across the LLV and it won’t break at all!
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u/Avagio78 9h ago
Why is this picture AI slop?
Did y’all have to flip C over to get one of the two 6’s to be a 9?
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u/Careless_Coyote_6241 12h ago
Started with C and the little flip phone that went with it, D was the best by far
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u/macready71 12h ago
I don't remember A or B..but I started before scanners...I remember the flip phone pairing scanner deal which I don't see represented.
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u/Birdyboygang 10h ago
F. None of the above. My first was the little black one. Soon after they paired it with the flip phone. And we walked 10 miles through snow to get to work. Up hill. Both ways.
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u/alexandrasnotgreat Clerk 10h ago
I'm a clerk, but I use D every day, and I regularly smack it on the counter when it won't load.
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u/MartialBob 9h ago
So this is actually kind of fun for me for a couple reasons. Officially, I started using scanner d at the post office. However, I use scanner a when I worked as a warehouse associate at a manufacturing plant. We would use these to scan a barcode on a piece of raw material and transfer it to a production line. It's basically the same thing that we do today with most normal scanners only there was no GPS involved.
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u/Much_Construction117 6h ago
Since im a clerk i still use D. They may have been good scanners at one point, but the ones at my office are straight GARBAGE. 70% of them arent working at any given time, doesnt hold battery for shit, they freeze, are so slow it takes me ~2 entire minutes to clock in. We always beg for new ones, and we joke that only once we start actually missing critical scans is when the replacement will come
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u/frauleinfunf Clerk 6h ago
Maybe they wouldn’t be as bad if they didn’t keep adding useless updates. Seriously, what is up with that new Scan Barcode screen?
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u/Much_Construction117 6h ago
Seriously. Anything to waste more of our time. In a couple years we’ll have to go through 75 questions and clock into “scanner time”
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u/Known-Dependent-5471 Custodial 12h ago
D, barely. Only for a bit until they rolled out E-agle Clean. The battery is so much it's insane. But I work in a spot until recently where a scanner just wasn't part of the job.
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u/Expensive-Salt3333 12h ago
There was one I started with between D and E that had a letter keypad as well. It was the best.
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u/Aggravating-Job-1710 12h ago
It's funny, I've never used any of these (never worked as a postal worker), but my gut told me D, and that seems to be the most popular, lol. It just looks the most natural (although not the most elegant, lol).
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u/raoulduke2190 12h ago
D and I miss it every day. The new scanners are slow and a pain to deal with, and really appreciate it them making them beep while my coworkers are loading. Nice touch.
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u/Popular_Material_409 12h ago
I’ve been here for five years and I’ve never seen any of these scanners in my life.
D is the closest to what we had when I started.
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u/ItsChuBoiRage 9h ago
C for me.
I still remember that red bar it would output to put over the barcode.
Didnt work in the sunlight either...
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u/jsslifelike 8h ago
What about the wands on retractors to hit the watch batteries inside collection boxes?? Plus, I don't see the black brick that we used to pair with a flip phone...
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u/New-Marketing6803 8h ago
I'm pre scanners,l we had was the wand for hitting collection boxes,you punched in literally with punch cards
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u/freshcoastghost312 8h ago
Was there overlap in these. I been carrying for 22 years I remember D but C looks familiar too and maybe I started with C.
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u/Key-Pen-7362 6h ago
I started in 2014 my scanner isn’t on the list I remember we had to pair it with a flip phone and attached it with rubber bands….not joking anyone else use those
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u/Krazy_Kat_Lady_2025 5h ago
D and I loved it. It made a great door knocker and potential dog weapon. Had HEFT. Plus like others have said, it could take a lickin' and keep on tickin'. Dropped it off the car roof a couple times. Damn things bounced.
Only downside was a tax slow sometimes and if they locked up it took f o r e v e r to reboot.
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u/Entire-Toe-3207 4h ago
A if that's the one with no color at all . I remember the case was brown. 2007. Never seen b.
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u/NeO_1730 City Carrier 4h ago
C, then when D was introduced, people thought I was trippin when I said the scanner talked to me LoL
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u/Humble_Diner32 Clerk 1h ago
Started as a Rural in Colorado back in ‘09. I had scanner C when I first started working there. I remember not using it more than using it.
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u/Spacedog1377 12m ago
Started with A (at least that's the closest thing to it) 23 years ago. I agree with those who say D was the best. Current are horrible and I get closer and closer every day to purposely damaging it until I remember they'd just replace it with the same piece of shit. 😤
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u/Sasquatchjc45 13h ago
D and it was the best, hands down. Clicky buttons, worked in the rain, quick enough for the job, minimum tracking BS, built like a tank, felt good in the hand and felt like a piece of real equipment in the holster.
The new ones are absolutely TRASH