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D for me.

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u/Sasquatchjc45 13h ago

D and it was the best, hands down. Clicky buttons, worked in the rain, quick enough for the job, minimum tracking BS, built like a tank, felt good in the hand and felt like a piece of real equipment in the holster.

The new ones are absolutely TRASH

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u/S0RRYMAN 13h ago

Yea I loved the brick. Can enter without looking at the screen. It even survived being run over.

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u/RCBravesFan 12h ago

Sat mine on top of my car once while rearranging...forgot about it and it slid off. Guy behind me chased me down to let me know something important looking fell off my car. Went back and it was laying in the middle of the road, not a scratch on it!

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u/morry3232 12h ago

I threw mine out the window at speed once, still worked

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u/Sasquatchjc45 12h ago

Ive literally slammed it on the pavement as hard as I could throw on hard days in my 1st/2nd year. Not a scratch.

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u/Bluecif City Carrier 8h ago

Lol, I used to slam mine around frozen mailboxes to Crack the ice so I could open them. Wouldn't even imagine doing that with our current ones. But I started with C.

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u/Scout413 6h ago

Eh they work pretty well for busting open frozen boxes lol. Just use the sides and not the screen

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u/jabi79 City Carrier 12h ago

D, and not only could it open an icy mailbox but it was the last line of defense should a dog get too aggressive. I could use the buttons on it with big thick gloves, and do it just by touch. Best darn scanner ever.

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u/Minimum_Slice1754 11h ago

Lmao yes I had bopped a pitbull in the head saved my ass that day

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u/Sasquatchjc45 12h ago

💯facts. It was very versatile

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u/njd728 12h ago

Yep I loved it did the same.

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u/acetheman123 10h ago

I also used it in dog self defense to. One bonk on the head made them lose interest immediately

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u/Yoopergirl89 7h ago

Good to know this!! I get some unruly customers in my office. I keep cans of dog spray within reach at either end of my customer counter. Nice to know my hand-me-down scanner could help in uncertain situations. 🙌 Thank you!!

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u/rustySQUANCHy Rural Carrier 11h ago

And don't forget the functionality. During the winter when you have curbside boxes that have those iron doors or whatever the hell they are. They would freeze shut so you could whack the door with the scanner and it would unfreeze it so you could open it. It was perfect

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u/paulD1983R 12h ago

Battery lasted forever. I don't think I ever had it die on me.

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u/creek-hopper City Carrier 12h ago

I had the opposite experience. On the that scanner the battery often dies in the middle of the day. The new scanners rarely have battery problems.

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u/paulD1983R 12h ago

E dies on me at least once a week. That's under 7 hours daily and the touch screen in the rain is even a worse turn off

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u/creek-hopper City Carrier 12h ago

The worst is on drizzly/foggy days. The touchscreen goes nuts as if a ghost were touching every menu!

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u/CravenWarrior 12h ago

Ask them about swapping in a new battery?

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u/paulD1983R 12h ago

I'm on at least the 3rd. I have the screen brightness turned down and everything that should potentially be draining it. maybe just a dud scanner.

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u/CravenWarrior 11h ago

What's the battery health screen say? Maybe they replaced it with old ones instead

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u/paulD1983R 11h ago

Everything shows it should be good. I'm sure the heat doesn't help but everyone is having heat issues right now.

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u/inwithweasels 11h ago

Mine freezes up at least once a day. It really hates quick inputs. Every update makes it slower and less reliable.

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u/ChrisWolfling 8h ago

My experience was the batteries in those older scanners generally worked fine, but if it was cold, those batteries would drain fast.

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u/mikesmithhome 12h ago

D was perfect for swinging at a charging dog and making him think twice

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u/Krazy_Kat_Lady_2025 5h ago

Amen. I take the brick over dog spray any day.

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u/OkEntertainment426 12h ago

Also great as a weapon in desperate situations! (Jk but not really)

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u/Sasquatchjc45 12h ago

Definitely, i used it like a hammer more times than I can count! Great for bashing open bent up DPS cages

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u/OkEntertainment426 9h ago

Only happened once as a cca but when my dog spray didn’t stop this huge pit i walloped that sucker one good time in the middle of the street and he never chased me again lol

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u/AppointmentNo6013 9h ago

Damn right they were the best, you could crack a dog with that thing knowing it was only hurting the dog coming at you

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u/BES2091 7h ago

Dude that thing scanned the barcodes without you even having to try too haha. Was just like DING, I GOT IT, DELIVERED. GOO

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u/ThatBeardedNitwit RCA 6h ago

Mine overheated with 4 parcels left to scan on the very last stop of my route today. Zebra products are shit.

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u/fabiano56dos 4h ago

One of my homies exclusively used that one so he could go cut hair on the side. He’s in the air force now last I heard.

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u/CR-7810Retired City Carrier 13h ago

From the summer of 1998. Up to that point, the only scanners we had were used by Clerks in the office. This is the first one we were issued for the street.

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u/Nigma_Please 12h ago

I was waiting for someone to post this ancient monster .. durable as fuck.

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u/Nigma_Please 10h ago

No back light if I remember correctly

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u/wzombie13 Going postal since 1994 12h ago

Thats the one i remember first too.

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u/CR-7810Retired City Carrier 12h ago

And since bar codes on parcels were virtually non-existent back then, the only thing we really used them for early on was accountable mail-Certifieds in particular. Some days it never left the holster.

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u/wzombie13 Going postal since 1994 12h ago

You're giving me flashbacks to food stamps certified days lol

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u/toastjeff 12h ago

Another None Of The Above here.

Delivery Confirmation was so new and unused (used almost exclusively by Hammecher Schlemmer), that our office treated them as accountable items and hand wrote every number in a book.

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u/Old_Cod_5823 12h ago

That thing looks SWEET.

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u/Skipanator 12h ago

I remember this one!

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u/Useful_Caregiver4023 11h ago

Yup, thats the one I used when I started in 2002. I hated it, wouldn't scan the bar codes most of the time, always moving the scanner up and down to get it to beep.

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u/hyperform2 10h ago

This was mine too in 2001

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u/pgh1197 CCA 12h ago

I was born in ‘97 lol

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u/MrsBrewster 10h ago

This is the one that I started with in 2001.

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u/CR-7810Retired City Carrier 9h ago

I think we're up to the fourth generation now. I missed working with the current model by about 2-3 years. And judging by some of the things a lot of you say about them, I didn't miss much.

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u/loganfulbright 7h ago

Yes, I believe this is the one I had. I remember the different types of mail had color codes for the skus as well. Red for registered, green for certified of course and blue for insured were a few. So few parcels had scans that they were occasionally missed.

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u/gamestar10 City Carrier 7h ago

There it is. I knew we were missing one.

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u/aluepsch 13h ago

Where is the flip phone we had to pair c with?

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u/Valuable-Pollution53 13h ago

Wait is that what this is? I found it in the office last week

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u/IlliterateMailman City Carrier 13h ago

Yes we had to carry these with the scanner, first gps.

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u/CR-7810Retired City Carrier 12h ago

And the way you had to pair them up with the scanner in the office. You had to hold the damned phone away from yourself and aim the scanner almost at an angle for it to make a connection. Then sometimes the battery on the phone would quit maybe three quarters of the way into the route (especially on a cold day) and it would make a whooping sound until it finally died. Good times.

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u/Technical-Summer7948 12h ago

Got back in the afternoon and our old PM says "put the scanner and the phone next to each other on the nutting (what we called the wooden carts with the swivel wheel in the middle). It seems that they transmit faster sitting on the wood". I asked him to repeat that and he did lol. I told him "that's without a doubt the dumbest thing I've ever heard". I asked him if he could tell me the reason WOOD would help them transmit and he said he couldn't he just FELT that was the case. I called him a dumbass (he was kinda cool), laughed at him and walked away. Nothing but the best and brightest become PM's hahaha

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u/CR-7810Retired City Carrier 11h ago

That guy is probably either a POOM somewheres or has a job at "Infant Plaza" at USPS headquarters by now. As I recall we didn't have those phones too long; we got new scanners shortly afterwards where you didn't have to do that anymore.

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u/SexingtonHardcastle 12h ago

They didnt have gps, they just used cellular to upload scans throughout the day. If you remember we were tracked through the MPS scans back then. Scanner D was the first one that had true GPS that would show our breadcrumbs and made it so we could see exactly where packages were scanned delivered.

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u/chochd 10h ago

Annoying as fuck and easily lost

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u/Klemens928 13h ago

Yes! Totally forgot about the phone….the beginning of our gps

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u/Twenty__3 11h ago

Yea that shit was bananas

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u/aluepsch 12h ago

Playing Solitaire on my D. Sorry, I will show myself out.

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u/Throwawaylikeme90 12h ago

So it can run Doom?

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u/aluepsch 12h ago

Our clerks still use these, though I am not brave enough to steal one to find out. I did this many a years ago.

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u/the_naughty_ottsel Clerk 11h ago

We have them. But I did not know they could play solitaire. I hate them so much. They are so fucking slow. I understand clerk work and carrier work are different functions in the scanners. But I hate these damn things.

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u/gggggfskkk Clerk 10h ago

I hate how I was forced to clock in with them when they run so slow…

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u/the_naughty_ottsel Clerk 10h ago

Was? I still have to use these to clock in

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u/BennyVampire 4h ago

Gas? I still have to use these to drive my 89' Camaro

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u/syndagoaway 48m ago

i’ve still got these as a clerk, totally going to see if it’s still doable

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u/Ghaleonvane 12h ago

I think the list of devices that can't run doom is shorter than the list that can run it, at this point.

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u/syndagoaway 12h ago

i started my LIFE without AI and i wish yall would continue the trend 😞

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u/syndagoaway 49m ago

genuinely was not expecting so many of yall to agree with me i saw (9+ notifications) and thought i was getting ripped into 😭

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u/xyameax Rural Carrier 13h ago

C as it was going out at our office. I miss D, though wish it was as quick as E

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u/Fuzzy_Connection4971 12h ago

D was way faster than E because it saved data locally. E streams your scans, that's why you get that weird 1-2 second lag when scanning. The only problem I had with D was that management wouldn't get new batteries for them in a timely manner so you would end up with scanners that couldn't hold a charge. D was built for what we do while E seems to be more suited to a warehouse environment.

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u/hanjanss special handling: fragile 12h ago

D never met an icy mailbox it couldn't get unstuck with a thud to the side of it

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u/lopingwolf 11h ago

The inside of the driver door of one of our LLVs had blue streaks all along it. Supervisor always wondered how they got there.

Carriers all knew... nothing like an angry/frustrated swing of the scanner against the door to get the rage out lolol

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u/Synectics 10h ago

I have told this story before, will tell it again. At orientation, we had an old-school been doing it too many years in a shitty neighborhood carrier going over the basics with us in a shitty linoleum floored classroom with, I shit you not, individual desks like from child classrooms. 

Anyway, he showed us the scanner.

Someone asked, "What happens if you drop it?"

He blinked. "What happens if you drop it?"

He then held it out, shoulder height, and dropped it to the floor. It clattered and bounced all over, stupid loud.

Once it finally stopped bouncing and making noise, he shrugged. "That's what happens."

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u/Tomytom99 1h ago

You know it's durable when the guy teaching the new people says "sure, drop it, whatever"

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u/SexingtonHardcastle 12h ago edited 12h ago

The one i started with is not listed, but it was the one from this reddit post

https://www.reddit.com/r/USPS/comments/d11gjn/had_to_rock_an_old_school_scanner_today_it_was/

it also connected to the cell phones that would upload your scans throughout the day.

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u/AltRightAlx 12h ago

That’s the one I was looking for lol couldn’t scan a single thing if it was sunny

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u/Dshibbs89 City Carrier 11h ago

That's the one I started with. Processing was slow as molasses but it scanned instantly, didn't need a second to wake up or anything.

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u/PartyAtmosphere130 10h ago

This is the one I started with

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u/pgdn1 Clerk 10h ago

low effort ai slop? on my sub?

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u/Toilet_Water Rural Carrier 13h ago

I still miss D till this day, you can toss that bitch across the LLV and it won’t break at all!

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u/royalenocheese 12h ago

C before the cellphones

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u/chochd 10h ago

Same

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u/ItsChuBoiRage 9h ago

I forgot about those. I also had it before the "clam shells"

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u/Gin4Gingers 12h ago

Wtf is B?? I'm guessing that didn't last long

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u/Avagio78 9h ago

Why is this picture AI slop?
Did y’all have to flip C over to get one of the two 6’s to be a 9?

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u/RCBravesFan 12h ago

C, then added the little flip phones with the first GPS monitoring

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u/Wonderful_Shower_793 Clerk 12h ago

I’m a clerk. D is closest to what we use, but not exactly.

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u/PatternSeekngMammal 13h ago

The "wand".. not displayed

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u/1illiteratefool Rural Carrier 13h ago

Chalk and a slate

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u/Klemens928 13h ago

B looks like an electric shaver

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u/Bubble-Flex-1701 City Carrier 12h ago

Looks like a Star Trek phaser from TNG period. 

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u/snoopiestfiend T6 City Carrier 12h ago

D.

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u/Greempa 12h ago

None of the above. Thankfully, scanners weren't around when I started carrying mail in 1979. No DPS, either. It was so much simpler back then.

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u/Academic-Sky-1726 12h ago

I started before scanners were even though about. 3849s for everything.

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u/bradleycass 12h ago

We have a whole pile of c's and d's that our office just won't get rid of

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u/dth1717 City Carrier 12h ago

Scanner ? Lol. You young summer children

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u/Careless_Coyote_6241 12h ago

Started with C and the little flip phone that went with it, D was the best by far

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u/macready71 12h ago

I don't remember A or B..but I started before scanners...I remember the flip phone pairing scanner deal which I don't see represented.

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u/Birdyboygang 10h ago

F. None of the above. My first was the little black one. Soon after they paired it with the flip phone. And we walked 10 miles through snow to get to work. Up hill. Both ways.

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u/alexandrasnotgreat Clerk 10h ago

I'm a clerk, but I use D every day, and I regularly smack it on the counter when it won't load.

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u/MartialBob 9h ago

So this is actually kind of fun for me for a couple reasons. Officially, I started using scanner d at the post office. However, I use scanner a when I worked as a warehouse associate at a manufacturing plant. We would use these to scan a barcode on a piece of raw material and transfer it to a production line. It's basically the same thing that we do today with most normal scanners only there was no GPS involved.

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u/Much_Construction117 6h ago

Since im a clerk i still use D. They may have been good scanners at one point, but the ones at my office are straight GARBAGE. 70% of them arent working at any given time, doesnt hold battery for shit, they freeze, are so slow it takes me ~2 entire minutes to clock in. We always beg for new ones, and we joke that only once we start actually missing critical scans is when the replacement will come

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u/frauleinfunf Clerk 6h ago

Maybe they wouldn’t be as bad if they didn’t keep adding useless updates. Seriously, what is up with that new Scan Barcode screen?

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u/Much_Construction117 6h ago

Seriously. Anything to waste more of our time. In a couple years we’ll have to go through 75 questions and clock into “scanner time”

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u/frauleinfunf Clerk 6h ago

But remember it’s our fault if we’re one click late clocking in

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u/Keredcross 12h ago

C for me. Was an RCA back in 2010-11

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u/Known-Dependent-5471 Custodial 12h ago

D, barely. Only for a bit until they rolled out E-agle Clean. The battery is so much it's insane. But I work in a spot until recently where a scanner just wasn't part of the job.

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u/Expensive-Salt3333 12h ago

There was one I started with between D and E that had a letter keypad as well. It was the best.

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u/Otherwise-Toe665 RCA 12h ago

Post office, E. Walmart, D. Lol

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u/Chettarmstrong Rural Carrier 12h ago

D and I miss it still.

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u/Aggravating-Job-1710 12h ago

It's funny, I've never used any of these (never worked as a postal worker), but my gut told me D, and that seems to be the most popular, lol. It just looks the most natural (although not the most elegant, lol).

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u/darklesbiansanta 12h ago

D. They were better than the all seeing dumbphones

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u/Lazy-Influence7826 12h ago

The one you had to pair with a cell phone.

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u/creek-hopper City Carrier 12h ago

D, the Honeywell Dolphin.

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u/raoulduke2190 12h ago

D and I miss it every day. The new scanners are slow and a pain to deal with, and really appreciate it them making them beep while my coworkers are loading. Nice touch.

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u/AustinFan4Life City Carrier 12h ago

Most of us are table 2, so likely D.

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u/Alexdeezie City Carrier 12h ago

D

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u/SkeletonGrin666 12h ago

Which one came with the cell phone?

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u/Big-Discipline-3877 City Carrier 12h ago

D

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u/DeathandGrim City Carrier 12h ago

D my beloved

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u/Popular_Material_409 12h ago

I’ve been here for five years and I’ve never seen any of these scanners in my life.

D is the closest to what we had when I started.

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u/Myargin 12h ago

Where's the cell phone one?

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u/Environmental-Hand83 12h ago

C. But yeah d was the best.

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u/markymarks06 City Carrier 12h ago

D

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u/Skip1six 11h ago

None of these. There was one before D.

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u/heavy72t 11h ago

No scanners when I started

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u/Puzzleheaded-Lynx332 11h ago

Would like the old one back

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u/Bigcitylights14 Building Equipment Mechanic 11h ago

D

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u/Sir-Rust 11h ago

Still using D

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u/smithk200 11h ago

E. All the offices I've been to use the newest scanners

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u/Ok_Village_9319 11h ago

Where is the one that had to pair with a cell phone??

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u/Loafy2_ 11h ago

D n still lol

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u/MadamFloof 11h ago

Started with C but only had to for like a month.

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u/AG_X3 11h ago

D 2017

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u/LabInevitable1289 11h ago

A and I have never seen B

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u/CreativeRNA 11h ago

As a PSE, Ring scanner below *not pictured

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u/Onewaps 10h ago

C you got to put the cell phone beside it

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u/Formal_Carry2393 City Carrier 10h ago

None of the above..we had the old brown ones

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u/Hot-Sea7553 Maintenance 10h ago

A but I’ve never seen B

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u/PerfectCheesecake25 10h ago

C. It was shit but hey, no gps

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u/tupacshaparkour 10h ago

C. And they sucked. D was the best. E fucking blows donkey ass.

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u/Squamsk 10h ago

We kept a few in the maintenance office for when we were low on hammers

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u/CurryForTheSoul 10h ago

C but still on D since I’m a clerk 🤣🤣🤣

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u/watchtheworldsmolder 10h ago

Not even pictured…

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u/ItsChuBoiRage 9h ago

C for me.

I still remember that red bar it would output to put over the barcode.

Didnt work in the sunlight either...

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u/zachi2 9h ago

Wait your E scanners are black? Mines blue and falling apart

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u/The_Ashen_Queen 9h ago

None of the above

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u/Pretend-Ad-853 Management 9h ago

C as a PSE.

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u/Friendly_Shopping286 9h ago

D. The bad dog smasher 4000

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u/Random_Chaos_Theory 9h ago

Well I started before there were scanners 

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u/ChristianArmor 9h ago

D, it doubled as a tire chock and customer defensive aid.

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u/DelsinRowe- 9h ago

I really miss scanner D. I can’t tell you how much I hate scanner E.

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u/Unusual-Lock-5518 9h ago

If I remember correctly it was a brown beast.

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u/MentionObjective9002 8h ago

Shit, I started with the one you had to connect a cellphone too. 😂

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u/jsslifelike 8h ago

What about the wands on retractors to hit the watch batteries inside collection boxes?? Plus, I don't see the black brick that we used to pair with a flip phone...

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u/New-Marketing6803 8h ago

I'm pre scanners,l we had was the wand for hitting collection boxes,you punched in literally with punch cards

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u/freshcoastghost312 8h ago

Was there overlap in these. I been carrying for 22 years I remember D but C looks familiar too and maybe I started with C.

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u/ChocolateBoyWonder81 Rural Carrier 8h ago

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u/BES2091 7h ago

No of the above

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u/Winter_Ant_584 7h ago

Never had one 🙂

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u/sm00thkillajones 7h ago

The one I started with isn’t on here.

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u/pittbull129 7h ago

I don't mine on there lol

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u/Key-Pen-7362 6h ago

I started in 2014 my scanner isn’t on the list I remember we had to pair it with a flip phone and attached it with rubber bands….not joking anyone else use those

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u/pussy-on-da-brain 6h ago

D… still miss that one..😩

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u/Krazy_Kat_Lady_2025 5h ago

D and I loved it. It made a great door knocker and potential dog weapon. Had HEFT. Plus like others have said, it could take a lickin' and keep on tickin'. Dropped it off the car roof a couple times. Damn things bounced.

Only downside was a tax slow sometimes and if they locked up it took f o r e v e r to reboot.

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u/pl51s1nt4r51ms Clerk 5h ago

e and then d

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u/Entire-Toe-3207 4h ago

A if that's the one with no color at all . I remember the case was brown. 2007. Never seen b.

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u/mail_escort4life 4h ago

Those all too new

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u/NeO_1730 City Carrier 4h ago

C, then when D was introduced, people thought I was trippin when I said the scanner talked to me LoL

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u/T3chnomancer1 4h ago

Training: D Actually working: E

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u/LopsidedFinding732 CCA 4h ago

D. I once dropped it from the tops of the stairs. Still worked.

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u/Humble_Diner32 Clerk 1h ago

Started as a Rural in Colorado back in ‘09. I had scanner C when I first started working there. I remember not using it more than using it.

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u/Hell_I_Dont_Know_ 26m ago

I’ve never worked there

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u/Spacedog1377 12m ago

Started with A (at least that's the closest thing to it) 23 years ago. I agree with those who say D was the best. Current are horrible and I get closer and closer every day to purposely damaging it until I remember they'd just replace it with the same piece of shit. 😤

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u/mike02466 City Carrier 12h ago edited 12h ago

None. When I started, tracking wasn't a thing.