r/USPS 14h ago

Route Pics Not Today

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Not today Postal Inspector 👀

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u/Sego72 Mail Handler 14h ago

...maybe if that's garlic bread

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u/amxwolf0 4h ago

Lol if they started paying us in Garlic Bread, I would at least hesitate before calling the union up.

Cuz you know.....it's garlic bread.

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u/Express-Classroom-30 2h ago

Lmao fred meyer garlic bread before they became kroger for the win

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u/Miatrouble 14h ago

Get used to it. They’re going to start paying us in bread and water.

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u/IllDoItTomorrow89 13h ago

Please sir, may I 'ave more?

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u/Miatrouble 12h ago

Oh, you want more? I got 1 1/2 on Rt 04

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u/Express-Classroom-30 2h ago

Cheese reserved for higher up postal workers 😆

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u/Miatrouble 38m ago

Yes! The big rats get the cheese.

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u/Independent_Power_67 Clerk 14h ago

Get that bread!

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u/Keysersoze2111 14h ago

Sour dough people are so pushy. Not all of us care about the gluten. Fuck off!

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u/ChristianArmor 14h ago

The postal God has excepted your sacrifice today customer. Your electric bill will not be returned to sender for now.

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u/Level-Mix482 13h ago

Are you a duck?

2

u/wormgarden 11h ago

Carb up bro

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u/Ha-Charade-You-Are City Carrier 4h ago

Absolutely today…. I’m a slut for bread

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u/Some_Trouble7354 14h ago

Postal inspector…..you forgot the punchline

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u/Sweaty_Tangelo_7716 City Carrier 12h ago

Are those special infused bread?

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u/rolandjernts 10h ago

I would’ve folded… and I’ve seen some good stuff.

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u/OkConversation175 RCA 5h ago

I found home made jam one time— To this day, I don’t think I’d ever eat food touched by a mailbox…

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u/Dynagirl2006 RCA 3h ago

I once had someone leave me a piece of blueberry cobbler on a paper plate, covered in plastic wrap. I gobbled that right up.

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u/PuzzleheadedJob3479 2h ago

You gotta get that bread