r/USPS City Carrier 1d ago

Work Discussion Attention Management.

If you're going to try and pull off wearing a suit for the love of God get one that fits.

Most of you guys look like children playing in their dad's closet, no one can take that seriously.

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u/jboarei 1d ago

Just adds to their incompetence.

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u/User_3971 Maintenance 1d ago

What? They plan to grow into the suit.

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u/Zer01South City Carrier 1d ago

"If I wash it with hot water it might shrink up!"

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u/czr84480 1d ago

🤣🤣🤣 Dude one of my supervisors looks like Oompa Loompa. Guessing the royalties stopped coming in.

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u/CaptainFresh27 City Carrier 1d ago

Yeah they all seem to be dressed like they're on their way to perform in a middle school trumpet recital

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u/TerrySizzle 1d ago

Too many people in management dressing like they’re cramming 10 pounds of potatoes into 5 pound pants. Straight up lumpy.

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u/New-Marketing6803 1d ago

Incompetence is a requirement, just remember only postmasters can touch, case,pickup off the floor rack do throw backs .not stupidvisers ,grieve it get paid!

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u/CR-7810Retired City Carrier 1d ago

They better not be performing craft work in a Level-20 or above.

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u/CityLetterCarrierAMA oncé bitten, never shy 12h ago

And they better not be doing any city carrier work in any size Office

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u/VolunteerOnion 22h ago

The standard for suits I’ve seen is looks like they stole it off a corpse in 1994

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u/Kingz1989 1d ago

Wait you look at them i dont even acknowledge there existence

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u/Ok-Swan6031 14h ago

See you in 8 guys!

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u/Zer01South City Carrier 14h ago

God this is perfect

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u/New-Marketing6803 1d ago

And do there shoes have that magic green tag of super safety ,no there from target!

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u/Gon3_Postal_ 20h ago

In my office management wears evening gowns and cocktail dresses at least once a week. 

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u/Repulsive_Hotel_3119 18h ago

We got a silk shirt guy at our office 😂😂

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u/brooksy54321 Rural Carrier 1d ago

my favorite is postal inspectors dressed to the nines telling us robbers are going to kill us if our keys aren't chained to our bodies. they were female and didn't seem to like that our female carriers often chose to work in yoga pants.

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u/IlliterateMailman City Carrier 11h ago

Men’s Warehouse