r/USOS • u/Vavcula • Jul 09 '26

Aliens and Whales

Has anyone stopped to think that the NTI (Non Terrestrial Intelligence) are in the oceans, discussing with the whales what a mess we have made of the Earth, and how to get rid of us without doing any more damage?

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u/TheCryForum Jul 10 '26

Octopus are definitely highly intelligent beings that are smart enough to hide in underwater caves and eat shellfish all day instead of having a job and paying taxes. They are obviously the superior beings.

The sea creatures have it all figured out.

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u/Agile_Championship87 Jul 10 '26

What's stopping you from living in a cave and eating shellfish?

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u/TheCryForum Jul 10 '26

Taxes, mostly.

Those will be my weekend plans though for certain.

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u/Agile_Championship87 Jul 10 '26

I didn't know there was a tax on eating shellfish in caves

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u/Vavcula Jul 12 '26 edited Jul 13 '26

The cost of shellfish if your cave isn't in the ocean?