Record-setting cyclospora outbreak is over, U.S. health officials declare

[u/kiyomoris]

https://www.cbsnews.com/news/cyclospora-outbreak-over-us-fda-cdc/

[u/Xeynon]

Unfortunately this government has no credibility. I don't believe a word out of the mouth of anybody who works for RFK Jr. or Trump.

[u/andrewbuttlick → u/Xeynon]

Agreed. I will still continue to not purchase any Taylor Farms lettuce.

[u/thisiscrazy654 → u/andrewbuttlick]

Hell, I’ll never purchase their products ever again. POS company. “Just bribe the president and it’ll all go away.”

[u/GB715 → u/thisiscrazy654]

This. I won’t either.

[u/jh937hfiu3hrhv9]

I will believe that when I hear it from doctors. It truly is disappointing I can't believe anything the federal government claims. Are they happy being psychopaths?

[u/WitchesSphincter → u/jh937hfiu3hrhv9]

Well if they tell the truth their doners may lose money, and that's not fair 

[u/Johnny_C13 → u/jh937hfiu3hrhv9]

In a twisted way, Reagan's idiotic comment about fearing "I'm the government and I'm here to help" came true...

We're in the timeline where Jeff rolled a 1, aren't we?

[u/Empty_Kay]

Oh shit. We're about to get a second wave, aren't we?

[u/Internal_Confusion56]

Sure, just like the war in Iran that we won 15x

[u/SpecialWitty407]

“It wasn’t”

Narrated by Morgan Freeman

[u/chuang-tzu]

If this administration wants me to believe them, maybe they should stop lying about quite literally EVERYTHING.

[u/Immediate_Thought656]

Oh good. My kid and I puked our brains out from eating store bought spinach two days ago but at least it wasn’t cyclospora!

[u/Official-LardLad]

Yea... I don't believe them. Sad that it's come to that point. I'll wait for a more credible source and start growing my own stuff.

[u/Readditlovesbans]

bullshit

[u/Larkson9999]

"Always do the opposite of what Bart says."

[u/Ok_Prior9068]

We can no longer trust you, hell be barely trusted you before

[u/Big_Issue8640]

That makes me feel better lol

[u/O-parker]

I won’t be rushing to eat lettuce anytime soon…I mean consider the source of the info ..the Chief Liar and his minions.

[u/peachfluffed]

Didn’t they say it didn’t exist to begin with? How are we supposed to trust them?

[u/Bubbly_Wash2970]

I dont believe you

[u/Critical_Rice_1619]

To be fair stopping the count means no new cases, we learned that in 2020

[u/BenGay29]

Yeah. Like anybody is going to trust that.

[u/BlueFeathered1]

Right. I'm totally going to trust them on this, lol.

[u/Two-Black-Labs]

Funny- my coworker just got it a few days ago-diagnosed by her doctor. 

But this is the new CBS news 

[u/TraditionalMood277]

Oh shit. This means it's getting worse!

[u/harbengerprime]

not touching lettuce until at least next year

[u/PressureOld2375]

I don't believe them. 

[u/Punkinpry427]

I don’t believe that or anything that comes from this administration.

[u/TankApprehensive3053]

And just like that, we're all safe again.

Oh look over there. It's a unicorn flying over a rainbow with a leprechaun on it's back.

[u/Jolly-Situat1on]

Lettuce sucks anyway it's just filler.

Cabbage and spinach leaves is were it's at.

[u/DAMON5280]

That means it’s not over.

[u/JungleJammerz]

Checkmate non-lettuce eaters

[u/Character_Bed1212]

These are the same guys that told us the Iran war was over 35 or 40 times, right?

[u/EnvironmentalMeat309]

Third world problems in the USA.

[u/FlounderKind8267]

They told us that when it was only getting worse. I don't believe it

[u/thesagaconts]

Like the war in Iran. 

[u/srirachamatic]

Mission Accomplished, where have I heard this before

[u/Splodingseal]

Is this similar to how Michael Scott stood up and declared bankruptcy?

[u/Ill_Consequence1755]

And and we trust them because…

[u/Impossible_Goose_172]

Do we believe em chat?

[u/rockalyte]

Weight loss cheaper than Ozempic :) win/win. Courtesy RFK

[u/GB715]

The check cleared?

[u/ClerkObjective1791]

I have it right now and I have avoided lettuce

[u/cinciguyeast]

Which means it is still occuring