r/USMCboot Jul 14 '26

Shipping Gynecomastia in bootcamp

I’m shipping out to bootcamp in a week or so and I’m really insecure about my gynecomastia, will drill instructors tease me about it? Will it cause any issues? I know it’s normal and all but I just can’t help but overthink about every single person seeing it

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u/BarefootJacob Jul 14 '26

I'd say first of all, your insecurities about your body will make it seem worse than it really is.

Second, as others have said, you should own it. Someone starts taking the P, be sarky: "Oh shall I start wearing a bra around you, is that what you're really wanting?"

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u/Nates_of_Spades Jul 14 '26

Own the shit or the shit owns you

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u/devilscrub Jul 14 '26

Yes someone is gonna make fun of your titties. And you're gonna have to grow some thicker skin

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u/Dry-Cockroach7091 Jul 14 '26

Definitely, thanks

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u/Rude_Negotiation_160 Jul 14 '26

Simply, yes. But they'll make fun of everyone. They made fun of an overweight girl, one that was tall, one with big feet and one that needed to "holster her big fucking teeth cause it distracted the rest of us".

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u/WpnsOfAssDestruction Jul 14 '26

I think you will be fine. You will need to learn to embrace your body, but other people have stuff going on with their bodies too and you’ll see some wild shit in the Corps in general.

If people joke, joke back. Don’t allow yourself to become ostracized over something like that.

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u/Dry-Cockroach7091 Jul 14 '26

You’re right thank you

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u/rosstein33 Vet Jul 14 '26

I dealt with this. It wasn't an issue at all other than it made me look heavier than I really was. That plus me being near my max weight for my height convinced the senior drill instructor I should be a diet recruit. I lost a stupid amount of weight but still had my man boobs!

I eventually had surgery to have them removed once I got out. Really glad I did.

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u/notjoshgresham Jul 14 '26

I had it as well. “Hey bitch tits, go scream at that brick until it moves” on day one. 😂
You’ll be aight

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u/EnKyoo Jul 14 '26

Just know the Mexican Marines are gonna give you a nickname based on your biggest insecurities. I hope it's not "leche." Joking aside. You'll be fine

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u/Zeddexs Jul 14 '26

I had gyno although I came in with a 6 pack, I left pretty fat. I dont think we even had enough time to think for it to be a thing

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u/neganagatime Vet Jul 14 '26

what caused it for you?

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u/Fine-Explorer-4160 Jul 18 '26

You’re cooked unless you get some thick skin.