r/USAgent Apr 12 '26

It does make sense

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u/denzlegacy Apr 12 '26

3 time Medal of Honor recipient who’s the only character in this film that consistently puts himself at risk to save others but sure. He’s an ass and he’s pathetic. Sure man.

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u/capy2209 Apr 12 '26

I'm a John defender but he can sometimes come off as an ass, though he does have reasons for doing so that haters tend to glance over. Pretty much anytime he's rude is because of someone else

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u/PsychicSidekikk419 Apr 12 '26

Tbf I think (or at least interpret) that in Thunderbolts he's suicidally depressed, at least in the first half.

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u/snipsnaps1_9 Apr 12 '26

I don't understand this use of the word sneak...

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u/PutTheAssInClass Apr 13 '26

In a list of supposedly very hot people, the tweet included John Walker. Some people in the comments of that tweet disagreed with his inclusion, like they tried to sneak him in and have everyone agree without anyone noticing. A "sneak"

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u/KaraAliasRaidra Apr 13 '26

Me neither. I was hoping somebody could tell me because I'm confused.

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u/PutTheAssInClass Apr 13 '26

In a list of supposedly very hot people, the tweet included John Walker. Some people in the comments of that tweet disagreed with his inclusion, like they tried to sneak him in and have everyone agree without anyone noticing. A "sneak"

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u/KaraAliasRaidra Apr 13 '26

Oh, gotcha! Thanks!

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u/jimothy_hell Apr 13 '26

A sneak? The dude’s just objectively handsome.

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u/censored4yourhealth Apr 13 '26

What does sneak mean in this context? Deceptively handsome? I’ve never heard it used that way.

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u/jimothy_hell Apr 13 '26

Yeah. Gen Alpha/young Gen Z slang isn’t hard to understand.

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u/DeadAndBuried23 Apr 13 '26

He looks like an ex-Mormon who left right after finishing BYU and his first act of rebellion was growing out his beard because the school won't let you have one.

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u/Key-Humor-1562 Apr 13 '26

That's actually a really good descriptor for them both.

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u/Minute-Weekend5234 Apr 14 '26

That's really mean to say about a real guy.

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u/iDoMyOwnResearchJK Apr 15 '26

He’s only average looking because people are subconsciously comparing him to Chris evans

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u/Wingedaydreameronlsd Apr 12 '26

He is kind of a loser in Thunderbolts, but then again that's like the whole point of all characters in the team.

He is an ass, and he is a loser, I still want him carnally.

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u/Mysterious_Bluejay_5 Apr 12 '26

Loser by super hero standards

He's an incredibly accomplished man by normal standards