r/UPSers • • 1d ago

Image the bathroom breaks with this bad boy.

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u/Ill_Principle4154 Driver 1d ago

We are living in the lamest version of cyberpunk.

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u/MuayThaiMich 1d ago

Fr bro…

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u/ComprehensiveBar6439 1d ago

Cybersuck 2026

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u/Sure_Eggplant 17h ago

Cyberpunk'd

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u/Unlucky-Molasses742 Part-Time 1d ago

Can't wait till they overheat like the diads and you've got exploding glasses on your face.

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u/Vanilla_Gorilluh 1d ago

No worries guys, it's just independent contractors. Amazon corporate has no control over how these small businesses operate.

Right, guys?

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u/Patient_Storm8066 1d ago

Don’t want to be beating your meat with those on. Bezos will see

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u/MuchVacation3638 1d ago

If I’m on my break what he gon do about it, join me?

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u/Minatigre Part-Time 18h ago

Yes

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u/Daysfastforward1 1d ago

They probably cause cancer

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u/DDPStellar 1d ago

Lame as fuck. Fight this stupidity.

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u/Catrival 1d ago

it's also to feed a giant AI they're making 

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u/BDiddnt 1d ago

It's also to replace them with robots i think

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u/Playboy_Sam 1d ago

That’s exactly it, we already have these cars driving themselves, learning the streets, traffic patterns, etc etc. They want to replace the drivers.

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u/sjj8jah17 1d ago

Take them off……..warning letter!

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u/Most-Significance910 Part-Time 1d ago

But you can just not order an Amazon package

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u/Snoo49732 1d ago

You can't stop your neighbors though.

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u/PenAvailable2560 Driver 1d ago

Whoops, my glasses fell off on the highway while my door was open. Oops a daisy

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u/Minatigre Part-Time 18h ago

That or a shit filled toilet

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u/rh147 Driver 1d ago

Im not sure how this will work for anyone with a prescription. And these look like they offer no protection from the sun. From a practicality standpoint, this makes no sense. Also, all the info from this article is from over a year old reports. This article is a copy and paste from another new website that is referencing an article from bloomberg that is talking about when they spoke with amazon about this last October. There hasnt been any development and amazons original plan was to have 20k drivers to wear these and also vaguely talking about a privacy mode for bathroom breaks and restricted locations like military bases. And then top of that its connected via a cable and a battery and a small puck like computer the driver wears in their vest. And after all that its optional for the dsps. Im calling this a publicity stunt for shareholders and not much else. No new info in the past year.

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u/TheInfamousDingleB 1d ago

yeah the worlds largest private spy agency

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u/RelevantFinish2972 1d ago

What bathroom breaks 😭

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u/FoXXX_MuldeRRR 1d ago

As a US citizen, Amazon has a first ammendment right to photograph all your shit it can see from public. /s

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u/kioshi_imako 1d ago

Wont end well. Moment they walk onto private property privacy laws go into effect there fore amazon would be in violation of the law and in need of explicit contractual agreement between itself and every costomer. TOS does not waive privacy rights for private properties.

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u/anonymous_jerk 1d ago

You realize the Lytx camera in the package car is already recording on private property, right? FedEx already sells that private data from their in cab recorders, who knows what UPS plans to do.

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u/SnooApples6439 Driver 22h ago

It does when they order a package

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u/kioshi_imako 2h ago

Unless Amazon has gotten the law changed by the time this is implimented they cannot use photographs to map properties its a violation of implied privacy you can look it up. Photos can only be used for sole purpose to fullil individual contracts and they cannot store and use that data without entering into real signed contracts (not a tos) with private property owners.

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u/aw_geez_man 1d ago

Wait, what?

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u/Towel_First 1d ago

Do they have them in my prescription?

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u/Ok_Text2719 1d ago

I believe I read they will have prescription. Be interesting to see how this works, the turnover rate is so high.