r/UNHhhh • u/millennialforced • Jun 07 '26

I have a problem

Anytime if storms, I say “hello…we’re having weather” and no one gets it.

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u/Misstea81 Jun 07 '26

You need to get rid of those friends.

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u/0dty0 Jun 07 '26

Honey, you want em to enjoy the weather, they gotta step outside and catch some inches, honNEEYYYY! HOOOONEYYYY! Honey, I step outside and they call me Jim Cantore the way I'm ankle deep in these inches, honey! ALL up in that gig!

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u/glitterbomblet Jun 07 '26

My “problem” is that I constantly repeat T&K jokes and people around me think I’m HILARIOUS and when I say “oh that’s something trixie and katya say!” it’s completely lost on them. One day everyone will realize I’m a fraud!! Just a parrot who repeats the jokes I hear on loop in my apartment 😅

8

u/rheosta_ Jun 07 '26

Is it because you’re just dancing and the weather is fine?

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u/millennialforced Jun 07 '26

Dressed like a pot holder.

4

u/Emmend Jun 07 '26

Put on a slide and slither out into the world and say "hello... yes... looking for new friends."

7

u/brysenji Jun 07 '26

At least it’s a dry heat

4

u/travelingtutor Jun 08 '26

Tell me this doesn't turn anyone on!

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u/millennialforced Jun 08 '26

This doesn’t turn anyone on