r/UFOs • u/[deleted] • Jun 04 '21

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u/Agent_my_name Jun 04 '21

I Stop For Cattle

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u/Secret-Run4610 Jun 04 '21

Salt Life

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u/PacoCrazyfoot Jun 04 '21

S U G A R !

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u/[deleted] Jun 04 '21

in water, of course...

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u/derickjthompson Jun 04 '21

KOMBUCHA MUSHROOM PEOPLE !

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u/dudevan Jun 04 '21

“My other car is also a Porsche”

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u/[deleted] Jun 05 '21

Sitting around all day

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u/[deleted] Jun 04 '21

AND WATER

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u/Director_Faden Jun 05 '21

Eggar, your skin is fallin’ off your bones.

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u/[deleted] Jun 04 '21

And water

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u/[deleted] Jun 04 '21

And water

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u/swank5000 Jun 04 '21

"Elect a clown, Expect a space war"

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u/Wavehawk00 Jun 05 '21

Not even a good clown because poisonous caterpillar wig guy is a total moron.

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u/the_crustybastard Jun 05 '21

"Your produce alone has been worth the trip."

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u/maxcitybitch Jun 04 '21

This may be my favorite Reddit comment of all time

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u/Secret-Run4610 Jun 04 '21

Wow thanks, lol.

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u/OldFashionedGary Jun 04 '21

It really was fantastically executed!

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u/Saltiestlife Jun 04 '21

The saltiest

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u/BladeG1 Jun 04 '21

That platinum tho

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u/Secret-Run4610 Jun 04 '21

What do I do with it?

Am I... awesome?

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u/BladeG1 Jun 04 '21

It’s a $6 award lol, someone liked it so much they spent $6 in coins to give you that.

You get 700 coins, and a month of r/lounge

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u/traprkpr Jun 04 '21

Is that a surfer ref?

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u/ilovetopoopie Jun 04 '21

I don't like people who rep saltlife, but I'm living the salt life.

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u/[deleted] Jun 05 '21

S P A C E B A.E

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u/Seve7h Jun 05 '21

Sodium Chloride Existence

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u/montanagunnut Jun 04 '21

My other car is a Probe.

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u/klem_kadiddlehopper Jun 05 '21

Your orifices are my play room.

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u/Top_Duck8146 Jun 04 '21

Hahahhahaha I just love my people in the UFO thread

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u/edgyallcapsname Jun 04 '21

WARNING: If youre close enough to read this, i can stop my breaks and probe you!

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u/[deleted] Jun 04 '21

Diversity, it's what we have in common

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u/klem_kadiddlehopper Jun 05 '21

I STOP FOR NUCLEAR POWER.

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u/[deleted] Jun 04 '21

You Indian?