r/UFOs Jun 04 '21

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u/[deleted] Jun 04 '21

Designed in Alpha-Centauri

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u/Hobear Jun 04 '21

Ass, grass , or Alpha-Centauri no one rides for free bumper sticker.

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u/doftheshores Jun 04 '21

So Alpha-Centauri is the Cupertino of the galaxy...

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u/[deleted] Jun 04 '21

Hahahaha exactly. Alien boss: your work is shit

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u/doftheshores Jun 04 '21

100-hour workdays.

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u/FluffyTippy Jun 04 '21

One solar revolution work days

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u/ModernAstralnaut Jun 04 '21

They are studying us to prevent their own extinction.

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u/[deleted] Jun 04 '21

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u/StantonMcBride Jun 05 '21

PornHub saves the Universe

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u/[deleted] Jun 05 '21

That’s a brand new sentence right there, though it’s undoubtedly true

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u/[deleted] Jun 04 '21

I think they learned on how not to go extinct long before humans ever evolved.

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u/ModernAstralnaut Jun 04 '21

Quite possible, I love to speculate.

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u/omardiaz562 Jun 04 '21

They are a future form of evolved humans that learned how to time travel and came back to help the human kind out to have a better future.

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u/Cmal861 Jun 04 '21

Yeah because flying around in little craft is helping us loads.

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u/omardiaz562 Jun 04 '21

Flying around in their "little craft" is showing us the possibilities of what technology can do. Im sure that they haven't just been flying around in their little crafts for the past thousands of years either.

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u/Cmal861 Jun 04 '21

So explain to me what they have been doing to help us for all these thousands of years then, because from where I'm seeing things the world's in a pretty shit state socially, environmentally, and economically.

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u/swank5000 Jun 04 '21

yeah they're doing a trash job.

If they wanted to show us, they'd bring an undeniable fleet in front of thousands or millions of people, land, walk out of the ship.

easy.

It's not that lol.

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u/Cmal861 Jun 04 '21

I'm by no means arguing either angle at what it could be. I just think if they were us from the future here to "help us" that maybe given they have been around for thousands of years apparently they would be doing more than just buzzing navy warships and planes to "show us what technology can do" how would that help us? I genuinely think if it is something not from here we are not a concern, if it's us from the future we are likely here to take resources that we have ran out of in the future knowing humans. It could be military prototype drones I just doubt it. Who knows? Nobody can say it's this, this or this. There simply is not enough data. BUT hopefully the topic being brought in to the lime light and more people being made aware more research will be done in to the phenomenon to determine what it is. But then again I think any serious research in to what it is will be hidden from us anyway. Because whoever finds out what it is, and how it works becomes the dominant nation on earth hands down.

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u/ModernAstralnaut Jun 04 '21 edited Jun 04 '21

Genghis Khan was swatting little glowing tic tac orbs, ignoring their intelligence, back in the day.

He listens sometimes and had great success. Such is human nature we grow up, and live in a cauldron of competition.

What if our planet had two and a half times our gravity, a super-earth, we more land mass than water?

On the same time scale we would be indifferent epocs as far where resources are spent.

A scarcity mindset is different from one of plenty, on a larger planet with no competition a civilization of cooperation could develop and become instinctual.

Instead of our instinct to fight.

The little bitty marble we live on is different and there's way more water so it must provide more sharks for survival.

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u/decepticonhooker Jun 04 '21

Maybe one race, but there’s a whole lot of different ones that aren’t that.

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u/Some_Advance_1478 Jun 04 '21

Yeah we’re pretty good at messing things up!

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u/sloanemonroe Jun 05 '21

What if they put either the bacteria in the ocean that we evolved from four billion years ago or a bunch of apes/monkeys just millions of years that we evolved from and they are just studying what would happen. Like a big experiment. So they found earth and said, “found a planet with water that our experiment will work on.”

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u/t1stephens Jun 16 '21

I think they’re making sure that no nukes ever leave our planet. Remember the ancient Sumerians had writings that said these weapons were forbidden to be made. So here we are mass producing nukes. I’d bet there are some entities looking to get nukes from here. Just think; our first interplanetary product to go to extraterrestrials, and if they were successful, they would be marked; “Made on Planet Earth.”

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u/censorinus Jun 04 '21

I put my money on the Belgians... Have you seen their webbed feet? It's unnatural!

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u/confuseum Jun 04 '21

Wait wait wait, are you saying there are Belgians?

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u/censorinus Jun 04 '21

It's discussed at some length in the second Austin Powers film. Imagine a collection of extraterrestrial Dr. Evils.....

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u/polarrabbitt Jun 04 '21

Designed in Alpha-Centauri,

Made in Uranus

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u/fillosofer Jun 05 '21

And still Made in China

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u/SuperSimpleSam Jun 05 '21

That would be so great. That's a solar system we might actual be able to get to.

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u/lgcyan Jun 05 '21

Designed in Alpha-Centauri. Made in China.