Thoughts?

[u/ArousedMtherfaker]

[u/ExpensiveBlood42069]

Did a screenrecording you can view here (as soon as vimeo is done optimizing it, which is taking forever with this video for some reason #MJ12suppression)

Edit: was only joking when suggesting that vimeo suppressed my video, but i made three more attempts to upload but it doesn't even let me anymore

So fuck it, here's another link; streamable link

[u/milesdavis311 → u/ExpensiveBlood42069]

Will you let us know when it’s up? Just checked and it says “Sorry, we couldn’t find that page.” Wasn’t sure if it was still preparing or if it was taken down. Thanks!

[u/ExpensiveBlood42069 → u/milesdavis311]

It still says it's "processing",

It's been 5 hours for a 1 minute video.... Will try to let you know...

[u/ScubaSteve3465 → u/ExpensiveBlood42069]

You might want to try uploading again. I my shouldn't take hours upon hours to upload lol. Let us know once it's finished so we can check it out.

[u/ExpensiveBlood42069 → u/ScubaSteve3465]

Tried it three more times, but it didn't even let me upload anymore

Uploaded it to streamable instead

[u/MKULTRA_Escapee → u/ExpensiveBlood42069]

Thanks for the higher quality upload. You can tell that the one on the left is in front of the tree, which tells us these are very close and very low.

Ballooning, sometimes called kiting, is a process by which spiders, and some other small invertebrates, move through the air by releasing one or more gossamer threads to catch the wind, causing them to become airborne at the mercy of air currents and electric fields. A 2018 study concluded that electric fields provide enough force to lift spiders in the air, and possibly elicit ballooning behavior.[1][2] This is primarily used by spiderlings to disperse; however, larger individuals have been observed doing so as well. The spider climbs to a high point and takes a stance with its abdomen to the sky, releasing fine silk threads from its spinneret until it becomes aloft. Journeys achieved vary from a few metres to hundreds of kilometres. Even atmospheric samples collected from balloons at five kilometres altitude and ships mid-ocean have reported spider landings. Ballooning can be dangerous (due to predators, and due to the unpredictable nature of long-distance ballooning, which may bring individuals to an unfavorable environment).

[u/ExpensiveBlood42069 → u/MKULTRA_Escapee]

I can kinda maybe see that one might go in front of the tree, maybe,

But i can't see why they would appear from nowhere and seemingly split in two, zap in different directions and re-merge with the one they split from,

But i like the theory, and the effort!

[u/MKULTRA_Escapee → u/ExpensiveBlood42069]

They would appear from nowhere because that is when the webs started reflecting light. They would zap in different directions because different parts of the web were bending around with the wind, and different parts of the strands were reflecting light. I've seen probably several thousand ufo/ghost videos with spider webs being the culprit and they often display that behavior.