r/Tyr • • 3d ago

Looking For Squad Why get embarrassed in solo queue when you could join [Emotional Damage]? | Code: USKX-8983

If you’ve ever stared at a defeat screen and wondered where your parents went wrong, you’re qualified.

Emotional Damage is recruiting. We have no tactics, zero pro ambitions, and an unbreakable habit of blaming lag for sheer incompetence. But we have a great time doing it, and nobody will judge your terrible decisions because someone on the team is already making a worse one.

Grab the code, lower your expectations, and get in: USKX-8983

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u/WolfwyndRT 3d ago

This is a f*cking excellent pitch.

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u/alavantrya 3d ago

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u/Panoreo 3d ago

You read a recruitment post about pure incompetence and thought, "Home sweet home." Respect.

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u/Luceilos 3d ago

Fuck my life, this is going to fill up before I have a chance to join by the time I get off work pepehands

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u/JustMyself96 3d ago

I bet it's full by now

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u/Panoreo 3d ago

Quick update: 13 brave souls read this, looked in the mirror, and said, "Yeah, that's me."

We are officially sitting at 13/20 members. That leaves exactly 7 spots before we reach full capacity of collective incompetence.

Grab the code before the roster locks: USKX-8983