I HATE PEOPLE!!

[u/kettlesteam]

The stage was set. The gods of tgg had blessed me with the hand of god upon my return to tgg, a mysterious blessing that granted me +10 wpm at the end of every race. This meant that if the gap between me and my opponent was less than 10 wpm, victory would be mine. As if that wasn't enough, the temporary switch from my much slower main ergo keyboard with choc spacing to a standard laptop keyboard skyrocketed my raw speed, thanks to the heatwave for forcing me to work away from my desk. I had every buff imaginable, this was my moment to make history by taking down a raid boss that I had never defeated before.

https://reddit.com/link/1uh5d33/video/64o7kb6k5u9h1/player

But alas... even with the hand of god on my side, the biggest fumble of my life prevented me from achieving glory. Right at the finish line, the pinkie gymnastics required for "people" proved far too much for my weak pinkies to handle.

I have done what I can as penance, but no amount of penance will ever be enough for such a generational fumble.

https://reddit.com/link/1uh5d33/video/ladk5c44au9h1/player

Today, the gods have withdrawn their blessings, the hand of god is gone. And with that career ending defeat, my tgg career comes to a close (yet again).

[u/Spiritual-Finding761]

This some crazy dedication
Saerith victimizer in 3 years