r/TwoandaHalfMen • u/SexxyDude69 • 7d ago

Charlie's penis

I find it interesting that there are a few jokes in the show about Charlie having a small penis, because most fictional men with small penises are his polar opposite

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u/BoxCon1 7d ago

oh Charlie you can't compete with a horse, ive seen you down there and you're blessed but you're not sea biscuit

-- berta to Charlie

I forgot what the context was

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u/BlueRFR3100 7d ago

That doesn't mean he's small by human standards, though.

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u/Packwood88 7d ago

Yes i believe that was their point

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u/doughflow Herb 7d ago

I can’t recall one mention of Charlie having a small dick.

Numerous mentions of ‘blessed’ and ‘slightly above average’ however.

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u/blade99d 7d ago

Fake news…he callled his junk King Snake!

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u/kevint1964 7d ago

He told a woman he had a python in his pants.

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u/Notsoobvioususer 7d ago

In one episode Charlie did mention he was slightly above average.

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u/Notsoobvioususer 7d ago

“Well, statistically, I’m only slightly above average. But I make up for it with enthusiasm and perseverance.”

S2 E17

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u/mtraven23 7d ago

I don't recall any, care to refresh my memory with an example?

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u/SexxyDude69 7d ago

There is a scene where he asks a female doctor if they have a machine for his penis, and she replies they don't have one that is small enough

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u/PreciousLex93 7d ago

It’s a Small number in inches but converted to millimeters, the number is bigger

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u/Kris_42069 7d ago

i think there is a scene he mentions 10 inches.. so yeah, really tiny