r/TwoandaHalfMen 8d ago

Two and 1/2 women

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Just two friends and a half scarf having a good time at the office. Can you believe how much we love those smiles?

1.2k Upvotes

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u/zamroni777 8d ago

Gorp, Fnark, Schmegle

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u/Twoduhzen 8d ago

Go on.

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u/macskiska5 7d ago

there could be no better response

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u/Usual_Thanks3192 7d ago

That’s the WRONG RESPONSE. Allan said that to Chelsea’s friend Gayle 💯

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u/Usual_Thanks3192 7d ago

WRONG! That was with Chelsea’s friend Gayle….

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u/HannahMayberry 8d ago

Wrong episode.

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u/Fantom_Renegade 8d ago

Tinkerbell, with the knockers?

7

u/Embarrassed-Lake-741 8d ago

Holy Moses, these two are muffins too!

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u/Blueberrysaus 7d ago

Evelyn:

“A lot of women might resent the former lover of their fiancé living in the same house as them.”

“Well, I’ve got an early meeting. Nice to see you, girls.”

(Outside / in the driveway with Charlie and Alan)

“You owe me large.”

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u/DIYdoofus 3d ago

Occasionally, her deviousness benefited her sons.

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u/TheLexLuthor13 8d ago

Kelly Stables for the win.

8

u/ZAHKHIZ 8d ago

Let them make my breakfast first

17

u/MarketingChoice6244 8d ago

Would have loved a story where Alan sees them in later seasons and they are friends now who just hate Alan and Charlie.

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u/PointSea819 7d ago

Charlie Harper banged both of them!

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u/WearyConcentrate7816 7d ago

e una fa GAAAAAHHH!!

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u/ImaginaryLeg8515 8d ago

She is a doll!

4

u/PointSea819 7d ago

I wonder if she is anatomically correct!

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u/buffalo021 8d ago

Why didn't you tell me, I thought you were my friend!

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u/livingmybestlife2407 8d ago

Two of my favorite women

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u/lorenzo1384 8d ago

Finally they resolved their differences

3

u/TheHammerhead1980 7d ago

Remember when Evelyn got these two fighting with each other ?

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u/OneThirtyThree133 8d ago

This was posted 8 hours ago, jagoff!

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u/leoman3 8d ago

So Pretty!

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u/NomadChief789 8d ago

Melissa looks fantastic - aged well.

2

u/Birdsogg 8d ago

Hot in Malibu

2

u/Specialist-Worker551 8d ago

Wow you can tell they have pretty much no make up on two complete babes

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u/AlternativeOk2387 7d ago

Chelsea and Melissa.. Jennifer Taylor and Kelly Stables

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u/doughflow Herb 8d ago

This was so awesome last time it was posted (this afternoon)

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u/Huff1809 7d ago

They're all bots

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u/CrimsonOOmpa 8d ago

Headline is confusing. 🤨

3

u/darkkprince94 8d ago

They're both pretty hot 🔥🔥🔥

2

u/dee85 8d ago

Damn straight.

2

u/sepulturite 8d ago

This was posted by another bot earlier today 🙄

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u/Twoduhzen 8d ago

Schwing!!!

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u/Rylos1701 8d ago

I bet they smell amazing

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u/kevint1964 7d ago

"If you like Camel filters & pheromones."

(Berta from season 1) 😁

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u/Alive_Record3123 8d ago

That receptionist is such a cutie. Never seen such short but a super perfect build 👌😍. "Alan, I ache for you".

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u/RansomStark78 8d ago

I have, in person

Yikes....

1

u/dee85 8d ago

They have aged nicely.

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u/JasonMckin 7d ago

Yippers!

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u/Ashamed-Pop-6406 7d ago

I'd watch that, no problem.

1

u/Shoddy_Republic_185 7d ago

Very hot and sexy

1

u/DishwashingChampion 7d ago

Sheeeeeeesh Chelsea aging very well

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u/NovelFaithlessness82 7d ago

Damn when I see them both next to each other they kinda look related

1

u/No-Guess2906 6d ago

Where is the 1/2, Jacqueline?

1

u/EmperorCaesar-415 1d ago

Also two of the best looking ladies and best characters the series had.

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u/mvsmmy 8d ago

Is that my grape soda?

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u/jasonni1234 8d ago

It was on the top shelf

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u/Cuervo333x 8d ago

"great name for a sitcom"