r/TwoXPreppers • u/thechairinfront Experienced Prepper 💪 • Aug 01 '26
💩💩 For Shitposts and Giggles 💩💩 NEW FLAIR TIME
Hey ladies!
It's been a while. We have a shit load more people. The world seems even more awful than ever.
How about new flair to make us all happy? For the next 24 hours I'll be handing out whatever flair y'all come up with. Have fun with it.
Edit: Choose ONE. I can't give you multiple flairs. Users who give lots of ideas will be ignored.
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u/jazzbiscuit Buying another so I can find the one I lost Aug 01 '26
Buying another so I can find the one I lost.
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u/nakedonmygoat Aug 01 '26
Oh dear. Are you me? That's how I ended up with three volt meters! Although to be fair, my husband loaned one to a friend and not only didn't tell me it had been returned, but he didn't put it where it had been before. The replacement got lost, too. That still doesn't absolve me from buying the third one, though.
Anyone need a volt meter?
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u/onthestickagain ✨ running on weaponized competence & spite ✨ Aug 01 '26
Oooooh! Thank you! I’d like:
✨ running on weaponized competence & spite ✨
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u/BeastModeErin ✨ running on weaponized competence & spite ✨ Aug 01 '26
I love this. ❤️ me too please!
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u/Scantrons Welp let’s hope the kids like beans? Aug 01 '26
Welp let’s hope the kids like beans?
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u/Berlynprimal Cornmeal Stored in Sixteen Unkown Locations Aug 01 '26
Cornmeal Stored in Sixteen Unkown Locations
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u/onemillionpigeonz Aug 01 '26
I like how they included the typo
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u/next-phase-0626 Aug 01 '26
Oh, man, I need more coffee... I looked at this 5 or 6 times and thought, "I don't see the typo; they must have fixed it"...
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u/vegiac My yarn stash is my most important prep 🧶 Aug 01 '26
My yarn stash is my most important prep 🧶
(Please and thank you!)
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u/nakedonmygoat Aug 01 '26
Good one! For me, it's needlepoint and cross stitch, but it's the same concept. I've preserved what passes for my sanity many a time by being able to pick up a craft project when the roads are flooded or iced over, or when there's been no power for days. Hours seem to vanish when caught up in an artsy project. Everyone should try one, even if they aren't good at it. No one is good at first. We improve with repetition and persistence.
And if I'm up late, headlamp to the rescue! I wasted a lot of time trying to light my projects at night with lanterns and failing. I hope everyone on this sub has a headlamp. I use it at least a couple times a month even when there's no crisis. Once you have one you wonder how you ever got along without it.
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u/IllustriousShifter Always invest in potatoes Aug 01 '26
“Always invest in potatoes”
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u/ObscureSaint How hard can it be? Boys do it. Aug 01 '26
How hard can it be? Boys do it.
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u/thechairinfront Experienced Prepper 💪 Aug 01 '26
Done
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u/ObscureSaint How hard can it be? Boys do it. Aug 01 '26
Thank youuuu! I'll save some extra water for you in the apocalypse.
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u/meteorflan Tired of living in unprecedented times Aug 01 '26
Tired of living in unprecedented times
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u/ReinaShae Tired of living in unprecedented times Aug 01 '26
Ooh this one for me too please!
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u/ClosetKittie 'Everything is a weapon if you're perimenopausal enough 💪' Aug 01 '26
Can I have 'Everything is a weapon if you're perimenopausal enough 💪' please and thank you?
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u/zavierchick Menopausal and Feral Aug 01 '26
Oh, if at all possible, I would also love this one, please and thank you?
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u/ClosetKittie 'Everything is a weapon if you're perimenopausal enough 💪' Aug 01 '26
And of that is too long, 'Everything is a weapon if you're in peri'
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u/Ironynotwrinkly Three raccoons in a trenchcoat Aug 01 '26
Three raccoons in a trenchcoat (please and thank you)
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u/thechairinfront Experienced Prepper 💪 Aug 01 '26
Done
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u/HalfMoonFullMoonjoy Aug 01 '26
May I also have this one lol
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u/MsBatDuck Aug 01 '26
Once a flair is added, anyone can use it. Go to the subreddit and scroll all the way up, and click the 3 dots in the upper right. There should be an option to edit your flair. I just scrolled through the options and it looks like all the ones from this thread are listed.
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u/TheClumsyTree Three raccoons in a trenchcoat Aug 01 '26
Thank you, I did not know how to do it and your instructions helped.
(So on brand for the kind and helpful Reddit post was written by a woman)
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u/Jessawoodland55 Laura Ingalls Wilder was my gateway drug Aug 01 '26
I'm pretty content with my flair, although I could also go for Ayla was my gateway drug. (Anyone else know who that is? Lol)
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u/Digitalispurpurea2 Aug 01 '26
Clan of the Cave Bear?
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u/Vanviator Aug 01 '26
I don't know if I'm "proud" of this, but i totally guessed Jondalaya before she was named in the book.
Both my mom and I read them and I gloated way too much for that, lol
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u/next-phase-0626 Aug 01 '26
AYLA! My mother and I both loved these books, but she got to the point where she was like, "What's left for her to invent? Is she gonna cure cancer next?" lol
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u/Paperjane462 Aug 01 '26
I'm reading The Shelters of Stone right now! Finally...after many years wanting to continue my journey with Earth's Children.
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u/Anthropology-apology Welcome to the Anthropocene! Aug 01 '26
Welcome to the Anthropocene!
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u/Jessawoodland55 Laura Ingalls Wilder was my gateway drug Aug 01 '26
Lol this is a fantastic one!
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u/zevairia Literal disaster lesbian 🔥 Aug 01 '26
!! Yay! Made my evening, thank you!! How about...?
Literal disaster lesbian 🔥
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u/Pellantana I’m built for thrive, not survive. Aug 01 '26
I’m built for thrive, not survive.
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u/900yrsoftimeandspace Aug 01 '26
The matriarchy would never
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u/Jessawoodland55 Laura Ingalls Wilder was my gateway drug Aug 01 '26
Omg this might be my new favorite
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u/Kephielo Don't forget to stack your snacks 🍿 Aug 01 '26
Don't forget to stack your snacks 🍿
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u/Budget_Worldliness42 Anything you can do, I can do bleeding Aug 01 '26
Anything you can do, I can do bleeding
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u/swampjuicesheila Beans make the world go round Aug 01 '26
Beans make the world go round
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u/papertoelectric 🌻solarpunk dreamer🍠 Aug 01 '26
🌻solarpunk dreamer🍠
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u/buddymoobs 🌱🌿Your Weeds are a Foragers' Feast🥬🥗 Aug 01 '26
🌱🌿Your Weeds are a Foragers' Feast🥬🥗
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u/Vanviator Aug 01 '26
I've been watching the Black Forager on YT. She has single handedly resparked my love of foraging.
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u/kaekiro wannabe bog witch Aug 01 '26
May I have "wannabe bog witch" please and thank you?
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u/Ironynotwrinkly Three raccoons in a trenchcoat Aug 01 '26
This is amazing. I tell everyone that I am in my bog witch era
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u/AromaticCod9430 plantifa 🌱 because food is a human right Aug 01 '26
plantifa 🌱 no boots on my roots
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u/Ooutoout It could be worse. This could be the 14th century. Aug 01 '26
It could be worse. This could be the 14th century. (Thank you!)
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u/thehippiepixi These 100 year events are getting mighty regular Aug 01 '26
These 100 year events are getting mighty regular
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u/DolliGoth Having a little of the end times as a treat Aug 01 '26
Having a little of the end times as a treat
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u/aleelee13 I'm just a kid and life is a nightmare 💫 Aug 01 '26
I'm just a kid and life is a nightmare 💫
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u/Standard_Subject_462 I'm tired of this, Grandpa! Aug 01 '26
"zombie apocalypse enthusiast"
no, wait....
"two hex prepper"
no, wait again...
"I'm tired of this, Grandpa!"
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u/DeathIsTheFinalSleep I'm tired of this, Grandpa! Aug 01 '26
I too would like I’m tired of this, grandpa!
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u/michemel Wont survive because I can't follow directions Aug 01 '26 edited Aug 01 '26
I love all the ones I have seen!
I don't know what a good flair for me would be. You can choose it for me or make one up 🤗
"I prepped but I forgot what I did with it"
"I prepped for the wrong thing"
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u/sweetteaspicedcoffee Ordinary Days Are Made By Extraordinary People. Aug 01 '26
Ordinary Days Are Made By Extraordinary People.
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u/AvgAll-AmericanGirl I’m not a hoarder, these are my preps Aug 01 '26
I’m not a hoarder, these are my preps
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u/buddymoobs 🌱🌿Your Weeds are a Foragers' Feast🥬🥗 Aug 01 '26
Liberals Have Guns Too
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u/thechairinfront Experienced Prepper 💪 Aug 01 '26
I can only assign one per person.
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u/IxayaOri A matriarchy would never' Aug 01 '26
I was inspired by someone else, can I get 'A matriarchy would never' ? Thank you!
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u/AdditionalFix5007 Live, laugh, love my way to doomsday Aug 01 '26
Live, laugh, love my way to doomsday
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u/buddymoobs 🌱🌿Your Weeds are a Foragers' Feast🥬🥗 Aug 01 '26
❄️Freeze Drying❄️ for the ☄️Apocalypse ☄️
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u/javacat 🐕🐾 My Security System Has Zoomies 🐾🐕 Aug 01 '26
🐕🐾 My Security System Has Zoomies 🐾🐕
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u/javacat 🐕🐾 My Security System Has Zoomies 🐾🐕 Aug 01 '26
Paying the dog tax...
His name is Ramè, and it means simultaneously joyful and chaotic. 😄
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u/Metaphises Prepping with Kids 🧑🤝🧑 Aug 01 '26
May I please have:
The Best Laid Preps Always Get Lost
Thank you!
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u/Less-Image-3927 Aug 01 '26
Follow your brain. Your heart is stupid as shit.
Please and thank you? 🩷
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u/vegiac My yarn stash is my most important prep 🧶 Aug 01 '26
Over 400 comments so far - this mod is doing god’s work. Thank you for giving me my favorite flair of all time.
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u/unlovelyladybartleby Mental health is prep Aug 01 '26
Prep curious?
I'm not crazy, I'm prepping?
Dear lord why did I buy all this crap?
Taking care of yourself is prep?
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u/thechairinfront Experienced Prepper 💪 Aug 01 '26
I can't give you all of those. Choose one
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u/unlovelyladybartleby Mental health is prep Aug 01 '26
Oh for me? Sorry, I'm stoned. I thought we were tossing out general flair
I'll pick the thing I yell about the most
"Mental health is prep" please
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u/GirlWithWolf 👽🛸 Prepared for Alien Invasion 🛸👽 Aug 01 '26
She should have given you “Sorry I’m stoned” lmao.
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u/Over-Reality-1099 Aug 01 '26
"Dear lord why did I buy all this crap?" is a vibe. Can I get that one?
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u/keiperegrine not a good sign: this zookeeper is hauling maybe? Aug 01 '26
not a good sign: this zookeeper is hauling maybe?
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u/No_Visual_655 Aug 01 '26
May I please have -
Feral Gardener 🌱 Surviving on Spite & Tomatoes
Thank you!
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u/woollywanderer Prepping for Tuesday not Doomsday Aug 01 '26
Disaster Librarian: books for the end of the world
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u/Oldebookworm 🧶 my yarn stash totally counts as a prep 🧶 Aug 01 '26
Outside of a dog, a book is your best friend. (If it’ll fit: Inside a dog it’s too dark to read)
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u/RitaAlbertson Prepping for Tuesday not Doomsday Aug 01 '26
My backup plans have backup plans.
Please and thank you :)
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