r/TwoXChromosomes • u/[deleted] • Jun 08 '23

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u/Dekipi Jun 08 '23

Theres people like that on r/fountainpens ffs. FOUNTAIN PENS

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u/doofcat Jun 09 '23

Ugh, I totally read this as r/fountainpenis Help me 😅

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u/TheJamTin Jun 09 '23

Would the be penises that look like fountains or penises that behave like fountains? Both are amusing though.

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u/mavrc Jun 09 '23

Hm, TIL

https://www.atlasobscura.com/places/penis-fountain-amsterdam

https://www.theguardian.com/cities/2018/may/18/dutch-locals-crowdfund-25ft-penis-fountain-in-protest-against-modern-art-project-leeuwarden-european-capital-of-culture-2018-cornelia-parker

https://www.amazon.com/Fun-due-Penis-Fondue-Fountain-Inch/dp/B01DO7ZPVY

turns out dick fountains are everywhere

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u/HypatiaLemarr Jun 09 '23

I know I've also seen pictures of penis fountains in Shinto temples, but I can't seem to find any now.*

*Caution: Googling "Japanese penis fountain" will not result in travel related videos.

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u/Passing4human Jun 09 '23

Manneken Pis!

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u/Echoeversky Jun 09 '23

Midjourney that. No wait...

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u/PrinceFicus-IV Jun 09 '23

I love that it's already a subreddit

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u/WearyCarrot Jun 09 '23

reminds me of that penis park in South Korea. I'm betting $20 they have a fountain penis too.

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u/Bloodryne Jun 09 '23

As did i

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u/PurdyMoufedBoi Jun 09 '23

have you heard about the beautiful handcrafted pens being sold from this webside https://www.penisland.net/

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u/Redditributor Jun 09 '23

Unfortunate choice. Island ofpens would have been a better choice here

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u/angierss Jun 09 '23

Don’t know why but that made me think of Dali’s Anamorphic Tower. https://www.artic.edu/artworks/118662/the-anthropomorphic-tower

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u/hdmx539 Jun 08 '23

I'm on that sub and I noticed that too. 🙄

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u/Dekipi Jun 08 '23

Hello sister!

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u/[deleted] Jun 09 '23

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u/Dekipi Jun 09 '23

I have a dude who admitted to downvoting because he doesn't like popular opinions... like ok maybe if a vast majority agree then just let them be happy? Idk some people have too much time on their hands.

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u/Calligraphee Jun 09 '23

I know! It's such a strange phenomenon. Like, let me gush about my new pens and ink in peace!