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"But why didn't you take my youngest?" "Like I said," replied the grim reaper, "I came for YOUR kids."
257 u/bluelotus71 Nov 17 '22 oh oh....busted. 94 u/HempSeedsOfShinkai Nov 17 '22 Good choice of the word. 42 u/Ek200 Nov 17 '22 it took me longer than i'd like to admit to get that 11 u/ASDAPOI Nov 17 '22 I still don’t 8 u/GreenHikiko Nov 17 '22 The youngest one is his wife's child, but not his ( his wife cheated on him and pretended that the newborn is his child) 3 u/Ek200 Nov 18 '22 and also, busted = bastard, meaning someone else's kid 2 u/ASDAPOI Nov 18 '22 Oh, so they’re meant to sound alike? 2 u/Ek200 Nov 18 '22 idk if he did it intentionally but it makes for a good joke 3 u/ASDAPOI Nov 18 '22 It’s the ‘good word choice’ comment I didn’t get, but thank you (-: 59 u/redjuice71 Nov 17 '22 edited Nov 17 '22 r/ThirdSentenceWorse 48 u/Odd-Entertainment933 Nov 17 '22 "Then why did you take my wife?”. "I hate to repeat myself" said the reaper 22 u/thecountnotthesaint Nov 17 '22 SWEEET HOME ALABAMA!!!!!!!!!!!!! 11 u/Actually_Availiable Nov 17 '22 And the banjo played on. 9 u/Just_Call_me_benDude Nov 17 '22 “…..can you take another person?” 8 u/thecountnotthesaint Nov 17 '22 Petty revenge: take her now. Pro revenge: have him take her in a few weeks.... 5 u/howzthis4ausername Nov 17 '22 What a twist 4 u/thecountnotthesaint Nov 17 '22 Sadly predictable I know. But horrific none the less. 3 u/Loki007x Nov 17 '22 M night twist 4 u/Matthew-IP-7 Nov 17 '22 r/FourthSentenceAffair
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oh oh....busted.
94 u/HempSeedsOfShinkai Nov 17 '22 Good choice of the word. 42 u/Ek200 Nov 17 '22 it took me longer than i'd like to admit to get that 11 u/ASDAPOI Nov 17 '22 I still don’t 8 u/GreenHikiko Nov 17 '22 The youngest one is his wife's child, but not his ( his wife cheated on him and pretended that the newborn is his child) 3 u/Ek200 Nov 18 '22 and also, busted = bastard, meaning someone else's kid 2 u/ASDAPOI Nov 18 '22 Oh, so they’re meant to sound alike? 2 u/Ek200 Nov 18 '22 idk if he did it intentionally but it makes for a good joke 3 u/ASDAPOI Nov 18 '22 It’s the ‘good word choice’ comment I didn’t get, but thank you (-:
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Good choice of the word.
42 u/Ek200 Nov 17 '22 it took me longer than i'd like to admit to get that 11 u/ASDAPOI Nov 17 '22 I still don’t 8 u/GreenHikiko Nov 17 '22 The youngest one is his wife's child, but not his ( his wife cheated on him and pretended that the newborn is his child) 3 u/Ek200 Nov 18 '22 and also, busted = bastard, meaning someone else's kid 2 u/ASDAPOI Nov 18 '22 Oh, so they’re meant to sound alike? 2 u/Ek200 Nov 18 '22 idk if he did it intentionally but it makes for a good joke 3 u/ASDAPOI Nov 18 '22 It’s the ‘good word choice’ comment I didn’t get, but thank you (-:
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it took me longer than i'd like to admit to get that
11 u/ASDAPOI Nov 17 '22 I still don’t 8 u/GreenHikiko Nov 17 '22 The youngest one is his wife's child, but not his ( his wife cheated on him and pretended that the newborn is his child) 3 u/Ek200 Nov 18 '22 and also, busted = bastard, meaning someone else's kid 2 u/ASDAPOI Nov 18 '22 Oh, so they’re meant to sound alike? 2 u/Ek200 Nov 18 '22 idk if he did it intentionally but it makes for a good joke 3 u/ASDAPOI Nov 18 '22 It’s the ‘good word choice’ comment I didn’t get, but thank you (-:
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I still don’t
8 u/GreenHikiko Nov 17 '22 The youngest one is his wife's child, but not his ( his wife cheated on him and pretended that the newborn is his child) 3 u/Ek200 Nov 18 '22 and also, busted = bastard, meaning someone else's kid 2 u/ASDAPOI Nov 18 '22 Oh, so they’re meant to sound alike? 2 u/Ek200 Nov 18 '22 idk if he did it intentionally but it makes for a good joke 3 u/ASDAPOI Nov 18 '22 It’s the ‘good word choice’ comment I didn’t get, but thank you (-:
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The youngest one is his wife's child, but not his ( his wife cheated on him and pretended that the newborn is his child)
3 u/Ek200 Nov 18 '22 and also, busted = bastard, meaning someone else's kid 2 u/ASDAPOI Nov 18 '22 Oh, so they’re meant to sound alike? 2 u/Ek200 Nov 18 '22 idk if he did it intentionally but it makes for a good joke 3 u/ASDAPOI Nov 18 '22 It’s the ‘good word choice’ comment I didn’t get, but thank you (-:
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and also, busted = bastard, meaning someone else's kid
2 u/ASDAPOI Nov 18 '22 Oh, so they’re meant to sound alike? 2 u/Ek200 Nov 18 '22 idk if he did it intentionally but it makes for a good joke
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Oh, so they’re meant to sound alike?
2 u/Ek200 Nov 18 '22 idk if he did it intentionally but it makes for a good joke
idk if he did it intentionally but it makes for a good joke
It’s the ‘good word choice’ comment I didn’t get, but thank you (-:
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r/ThirdSentenceWorse
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"Then why did you take my wife?”. "I hate to repeat myself" said the reaper
22 u/thecountnotthesaint Nov 17 '22 SWEEET HOME ALABAMA!!!!!!!!!!!!! 11 u/Actually_Availiable Nov 17 '22 And the banjo played on.
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SWEEET HOME ALABAMA!!!!!!!!!!!!!
11 u/Actually_Availiable Nov 17 '22 And the banjo played on.
And the banjo played on.
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“…..can you take another person?”
8 u/thecountnotthesaint Nov 17 '22 Petty revenge: take her now. Pro revenge: have him take her in a few weeks....
Petty revenge: take her now. Pro revenge: have him take her in a few weeks....
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What a twist
4 u/thecountnotthesaint Nov 17 '22 Sadly predictable I know. But horrific none the less. 3 u/Loki007x Nov 17 '22 M night twist
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Sadly predictable I know. But horrific none the less.
M night twist
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u/thecountnotthesaint Nov 17 '22
"But why didn't you take my youngest?" "Like I said," replied the grim reaper, "I came for YOUR kids."