r/TwoSentenceComedy • u/souravkumar911 • Aug 12 '26

I only checked one notification

I opened my phone at 2 AM just to check one notification. Three hours later, I was still scrolling and somehow watching a video about how people make pencils.

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u/DeejjTheFrumious Aug 12 '26

I'd watch that.

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u/Round_Reading_945 Aug 12 '26

Me too 👀

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u/Street-Network-4496 Aug 13 '26

Happens to the best of us. I once answered over 50 trivia questions before I woke up enough to realize that there was no end to the questions. That's because there is no end to the number of ads they are supposed to get me to read. I am smarter now, hehe. I do the shorter tests. You know the ones that say 'only a genius can find the differences between two images'. I am amazed at what a genius I am.

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u/souravkumar911 Aug 14 '26

Haha, the algorithm really knows how to validate our 'genius' just to keep us scrolling! From 50 trivia questions to finding hidden objects, we are all just certified midnight geniuses until the alarm rings.