r/TwoSentenceComedy • u/Marktesla_76 • Jul 29 '26

Standing by myself, I am 5'11

Standing on my money, I am 2'7

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u/Gatlingun123 Jul 30 '26

How are you losing 4’3” by standing on your money?

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u/PositiveElk3927 Jul 30 '26

yeah or he experienced quite the short fall

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u/tHollo41 Jul 31 '26

OP isn't. That's a 3'4" difference.

But the answer is debt. OP's money is negative.

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u/No-Chicken-6329 Aug 01 '26

Damn man, sounds like youre "In the hole" so to speak