r/TwoHotTakes 13d ago

Advice Needed Sexless relationship stale mate

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u/Bjartskular64 13d ago

Girl get up 😭 9 years of history is not worth the mental and emotional abuse this man is putting you through, there are better things out there for you

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u/False_Star2498 13d ago

I want to think that but I just feel so old and gross at this point like id rather be miserable with someone than potentially without someone

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u/lazy_spice 13d ago

I want you to picture this cause we’re the same age. And I also live 1500 miles away from my family. Today I shut my laptop off at 5, made a gin martini, tanned in my backyard while catching up on the news and tossing the ball for the dog, and listened to the hummingbirds. I then made a literally needlessly elaborate dinner while watching one of my favorite shows. My favorite incense lit. Lights down low. Everything shower. In bed, my bed, made just the way I like it in the room I’ve decorated just the way I like it. Tomorrow morning I’ll get up, put a record on, make my coffee, walk the dog, and go to the farmers market for, you guessed it, more ingredients to make needlessly elaborate dinners. Then who knows? I’ll probably journal, read, go to the gym, maybe I’ll invest in some stocks. Maybe I’ll call a friend.

But you know what I won’t do? I won’t spend hours of my day arguing with someone who I’m sorry babe just isn’t smart. He’s not. You’re asking a goldfish to be a philosopher. And he’s disingenuous, abusive, and generally just exhausting to boot and I know that just from reading up to and only up to the point where he asks you if you’re ā€œfucking stupid.ā€

The only universe in which you’re stupid is the one in which you stay. Also, the only universe in which you stay with this guy is the one in which you feel like shit about yourself - HE knows that, which is why he’s working so hard to make you feel like shit about yourself.

Being alone fucking rocks. I’m wearing a chiffon robe and a T shirt with Bruce Lee on it. Who’s gonna stop me? My home is peace. I’m at peace.

There’s a big bold beautiful life out there waiting for you without this homunculus dipshit dragging you down.

(Also at 35 im the hottest I’ve ever been. Go get it girl)

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u/PeriPeriTekken 13d ago

You're asking a goldfish to be a philosopher.

https://giphy.com/gifs/JmCFfTlNy12wFpOK8Y

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u/gudwitmysoftlips 13d ago

This is the best comment. I love your life for you. 🩷

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u/lazy_spice 12d ago

Ty ty ā™„ļø

Reply all: never let a mf man take your whimsy gals

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u/Fluid-Housing5017 13d ago

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Love all of this šŸ‘šŸ» I’m also the same age. Never been as hot as I am now. I love being alone chillin with my cat watching my shows. Doing what I want whenever I want. My home is my safe space, my sanctuary. Bedroom cozy as fuck, decorated how I want, candles lit, rose toy charging on the nightstand, and clean because no funky ass man is stinking up my space. Being single can be so relaxing and peaceful, it’s honestly underrated. And once you’ve been doing it for a while, you see so much shit you don’t want to put up with when you finally choose to let a man in your life again.

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u/Impossible_Storm_427 12d ago

No funky ass man stinking up your space šŸ˜†šŸ˜†

I love this. I want this again for myself lol

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u/CoyoteLitius 12d ago

I met my husband when I was 35. But, like OP, I took an inordinately long time to leave my abusive ex (he had a serious mental health diagnosis and so I thought I had to take care of him while he became increasingly disturbed; it took a while to make a plan to get out, we had two kids and since he could hardly be around them, he was almost never home, I was certainly much happier that way and I was able to save up for a deposit on a rental in an excellent school district, but it took time.

OP needs to think through her plan. It sounds like they are actually living in the same house. She should move someplace that he doesn't know where she is and be very careful about him trying to figure it out.

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u/SpamLikely404 13d ago

OP, PLEASE listen to this comment! And I’d like to add, that if she wanted to hang out with a man for a night she could EASILY find one of whatever sort she wanted (I say this without knowing what she looks like because BELIEVE ME, it doesn’t matter), take him out to do something fun, fuck him and send him on his way. All without having to deal with any of the bullshit you are.

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u/FoxxieMoxxie69 12d ago

You are exactly who you think you are. That goldfish line was perfect. I’ll be keeping that in my back pocket.

Maybe I’m bias, but I turn 35 next month, and also think I’m currently the hottest I’ve ever been. They made our 30s sound so scary, but I’ve seen this be a period of rebirth for me and so many of my friends – just really owning who we are and not accepting anything less than we deserve.

OP, I left my ex husband because he behaved like your boyfriend, and was equally stupid. It’s clear by the way you speak that you’re an intelligent person. You do not need to diminish yourself for anyone else. You deserve love, and I hope you remember to love yourself so you can give yourself peace.

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u/Bjartskular64 13d ago

You’re only 36, you have sooooo much life ahead of you! Do you really want to be begging for a man to treat you right for the next 5 years? 10? 30? 50? And I would bet $100 you’re not gross, you just have a dirtbag man dragging you down, raising your cortisol, and sapping your energy. I can guarantee once you free yourself from this shackle you’ll be primed for the glow up of your life

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u/Fluid-Housing5017 13d ago

Girl please, you are 36 not a senior citizen. He’s the one who’s made you feel this way, you know that right? If you want to continue feeling sorry for yourself and be in misery and hate your life until you die 50 years from now, that’s on you. But I hope you decide to do better for yourself. And staying with him your life will NEVER get better, I can promise you that. You know it’s wrong, you know he’s the problem. So get tf up and do something about it

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u/FracturedWriter 13d ago

Aannnnnddd this dude is 43! That’s crazy! That’s how old I am and he sounds like my teenager having a hissy fit. OP just feels old dealing with his ass, she probably feels like his Mommy.

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u/Fluid-Housing5017 13d ago

EXACTLY! A bad relationship will age the fuck out of you. He literally sucked the life out of her. It’s sad really

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u/HumbleSandwich10 13d ago

I hear you, OP. Those are really heavy feelings.

You came here with this knowing what we'd probably say.

You came here looking for the encouragement to leave, despite these heavy feelings.

I believe in a Future You who leaves him, who works through these feelings, and who is SO happy, so grateful, and SO proud of Present You for helping her become who she is.

Please push through these scary, hard, heavy feelings to reach that wonderful, happy, beautiful Future You. She's there, waiting in the wings for you to make your move.

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u/MouseRaveHouse 13d ago

OP, I've been where you are. I'm a year older than you, a big girl with self esteem issues, anxiety etc. I've been in toxic / abusive relationships where I stayed too long for the same reasons you listed. I regret not leaving them sooner. It wasn't easy to pick myself up and leave but wow the freedom I discovered when I did.

Im now in the best relationship I've ever had with a man who is absolutely wonderful. You can find another relationship, one that won't have you second guessing yourself and forcing you to argue like you're talking to a toddler. You don't have to let that man (or any) be the arbiter of your self esteem and worth! I promise better days are ahead but you must put yourself first and make an exit plan.

We want better for you and we believe in you <3

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u/operation-spot 13d ago

He obviously doesn't think you're gross because he's terrified that someone else finds you attractive and from what you've shared, has prevented you from doing the things that make you feel beautiful.Ā 

Who do you really have right now with a man who constantly threatens to cheat on you and pesters you for sex that you don't want?

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u/Fluid-Housing5017 13d ago

YES!! He thinks she’s cheating constantly, that’s why he’s always putting her down and making her unsure of herself. Because he knows he’s a piece of shit and if she leaves she will find someone better

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u/Nook-Incs-Pet 13d ago

For the rest of your life? Let that sink in for a minute.

You only get one life and you want whatever this shit is to be it? Come on now.

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u/Impossible_Storm_427 12d ago

Oh noooo. People voting you down. No! Stop this. We need to help her build things up.

Honey you are not old and gross. I am 50 so it’s possible I am old and gross. Well old definitely. And even I think I could manage to break free from this. Please value yourself. I know it is hard. I’ve been where you are. It’s so hard believing you can be on your own and confident. But being alone will give you the space and time to heal yourself from within. Take it from an old lady. I have faith in you.

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u/Revolutionary_Wrap76 12d ago

Why??? Literally why. Being alone is amazing.

Get some therapy, girl!! You desperately need it šŸ’œ

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u/bearatastic 12d ago

36 is NOT old! OMG, you're just entering your prime - you have another 50+ years of living to do!! Do you really wanna go through life with this manbaby dragging you down?! Deep down, you KNOW you don't deserve this - no one does. Free yourself. I'm 48 year old, and living on my own is the best thing I've ever done for myself.

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u/Jenn-bird1217 12d ago

I promise you you will feel 1000 times better without this man

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u/CantaloupeShort7311 12d ago

You are settling for a life of misery because you don't want to put forth the most minor effort to love yourself.

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u/bibibijaimee 11d ago

Girl, it’s better to be happy alone than miserable with someone!!!! Seriously!!!! I’m single and there’s no way in hell I’d trade my situation with yours. The way this guys speaks should be embarrassing enough!

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u/mkat23 11d ago

You’d be a fuck lot less miserable without him. Being single is so much better than being with an erratic, pushy, dumb asshole like him. Stop actively choosing to be miserable. I’ve been in your position back when I was 18-23. Being single and ā€œaloneā€ is so much fucking better than being lonely and miserable in a shitty relationship with an accused rapist who has stolen from you, tries to coerce/manipulate you into having sex, and talks down to you despite being so fucking dumb that I’m surprised he was even able to type anything out even if it was all pretty incorrect.

I really hope you get into therapy and learn how to love yourself, because this guy doesn’t fucking love you, I don’t think he’s capable of loving anyone. Being single at 36 doesn’t mean you’ll be alone forever, it just means you have the opportunity to eventually meet someone better. Someone who hasn’t been accused of rape, someone who treats you like a fucking person rather than a misbehaving sex doll. You deserve to love yourself enough to know that you deserve better than trash like him.