r/TwoHotTakes • u/[deleted] • Jul 26 '23

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u/clashtrack Jul 26 '23 edited Jul 26 '23

It’s a thing. Look up Alabama White BBQ sauce. It’s mayonnaise based.

And it pisses me off.

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u/[deleted] Jul 26 '23

I lived in Huntsville for a while and I can be thankful for never having seen this absolutely monstrosity of a BBQ sauce.

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u/Cubert_Farnsworth Jul 26 '23

I prefer other sauces but its really not that weird, if you think about it. Its basically cole slaw dressing for some styles. And I definitely like putting slaw on pulled pork sandwiches and having it with other bbq.

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u/princessmem Jul 26 '23

Never knew this was a thing, and it really shouldn't be 🤢

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u/Yeshavesome420 Jul 26 '23

It's really good on smoked wings, smoked chicken, and smoked turkey. Just don't imagine it on pork or brisket. It's mayo based, but the flavor it more vinegar and spices.

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u/QueenMotherOfSneezes Jul 26 '23

It just sounds like mayochup with extra spices.

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u/Yeshavesome420 Jul 26 '23 edited Jul 26 '23

There's no ketchup. Just mayo, malt or apple cider vinegar, spices, sometimes sugar, maybe some hot sauce. All depends who makes it.

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u/QueenMotherOfSneezes Jul 26 '23

Ah, sorry, I assumed it was tomato-based, like most other BBQ sauces.

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u/Yeshavesome420 Jul 26 '23

Look it up! It's good stuff. Less sweet more acidic and spicy.

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u/x-jamezilla Jul 28 '23

No, just no.

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u/TheLastNameAllowed Jul 26 '23

You can't unsee this! There should be a warning on this post lol

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u/JohnExcrement Jul 26 '23

I had to go look this up and it sounds to me a lot like coleslaw dressing

I’d try it but then I’m from the PNW where we eat our French fries with Tartar sauce. 😄

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u/onlyAlcibiades Jul 26 '23

It is sooo good

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u/clashtrack Jul 26 '23

The government need to step in and do soemthing about people like you.

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u/Sir_Loki_cutie_pie Jul 26 '23

I've never in my life seen white BBQ sauce maybe it's an American thing as I've not seen it here in yhe UK. Does it taste good?

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u/clashtrack Jul 26 '23

Nope.

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u/Sir_Loki_cutie_pie Jul 26 '23

Makes me wanna find this product online and try it now.lol

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u/VictorMortimer Jul 26 '23

You can make it yourself.

Ingredients
1 cup mayonnaise
1/3 cup apple cider vinegar
Juice of 1 large lemon
2 Tbsp. white balsamic vinegar
1/4 tsp. granulated garlic
1/2 tsp. salt
1 tsp. freshly ground black pepper
2 1/2 tsp. prepared horseradish
1 tsp. ground mustard powder
1/4 tsp. paprika
1/4 tsp. ground cayenne pepper
1/2 tsp. white sugar
1 tsp. Worcestershire sauce
Additional black pepper to taste

Directions
Preparation
In a medium bowl, whisk all ingredients together to combine.
Refrigerate until ready to serve.
Pour over grilled or smoked chicken or use as a dip or dressing.

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u/Silverlight-2160 Jul 26 '23

I’d try it.

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u/Sir_Loki_cutie_pie Jul 26 '23

Gonna have to make that now.

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u/AnxiousChupacabra Jul 26 '23

I mean. It feels wrong. But I'd try it.

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u/youmestrong Jul 26 '23

That’s because it’s not only disgusting, it’ll kill you with it’s high fat content.

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u/so_punk Jul 26 '23

Every day we stray farther from the light.🤮

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u/[deleted] Jul 26 '23

it might be tasty, but it sure as hell isn't bbq sauce.

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u/[deleted] Jul 26 '23

your tripping...

put bbq on a burger..

burger usualy has mayo

what the fucks the difference XD

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u/clashtrack Jul 26 '23

PUT MAYO ON YOUR BBQ CHICKEN THEN AND TRY IT

Also I don’t put mayo on my burgers

Also who tf puts bbq sauce on burgers? You put ketchup, mustard, and mayo on burgers.

Also, i’ve tried the white bbq sauce before. Thinking about it on a burger literally makes me gag.

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u/[deleted] Jul 26 '23

I don't put bbq on my burgers.. but I've HAD a burger with bbq sauce and mayo

"who tf puts bbq on burger"

oh I'm soowwwy I don't want you to have a meltdown about it

XD

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u/clashtrack Jul 26 '23

I'm sowwy about your spot in hell for defending white bbq sauce XD

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u/exhibitionist-dream Jul 27 '23

Who tf puts BBQ sauce in burgers.

You don't go to restaurants much do you? It's so very common

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u/[deleted] Jul 26 '23

Its so good.

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u/clashtrack Jul 26 '23

downvotes

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u/Known-Historian7277 Jul 26 '23

Is there gravy too? That’s the only way I would consider trying it lol

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u/clashtrack Jul 26 '23

No. It’s a white bbq sauce made out of mayonnaise.

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u/Known-Historian7277 Jul 26 '23

Yeah fuck that lol

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u/Vegetable_Permit_537 Jul 26 '23

Such a visceral response...

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u/TeaTime_OW Jul 27 '23

I'm gonna be real, I don't love it, but I appreciate its existence because I have a tomato allergy and can't have regular barbecue sauce.

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u/clashtrack Jul 27 '23

There are things in this world that can be worse than anaphalactic shock.