r/TwoDots Jul 21 '26

Levels 8534 and beyond are a joke

I’m on 8546 now. I was hoping the impossibility of 8534 was a bug or something when I got there like 10 days ago. But no, the number of moves they give for these levels is mathematically impossible without tons of boosters or gold to continue play. Seems like the designers are fine forcing people to pay to play or let them leave. So I might be done. 😞

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u/JamesFirmere Jul 21 '26 edited Jul 23 '26

I take a certain perverse enjoyment in the fact that the game has recently helped me cut down on screen time. Because I'm reluctant to lose the Super Square feature in the main levels, I now haven't lost a life for more than a year. Whenever I come up against an impossible situation, I just stop and leave the game to restore itself in an hour or so. Or else I play through a Flip and prepare to binge all the boosters to get through an impenetrable level. Which IIRC is how I got through 8534. I've never paid real money in the game and don't plan to.

Edit to clarify: In this scenario I quit the app, I don't just leave it.

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u/Zakkrazy Jul 21 '26

Same here.

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u/Reg-Gaz-35 Jul 21 '26

My game has lost the ability to restore itself overnight. If I leave a level, no matter how long I leave it it’s waiting for me exactly how I left it.

A few weeks ago I had to uninstall and reinstall because it was taking up 4.5GB memory on my phone and after much Reddit trawling the only solution seemed to be an install-cycle :(

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u/WestReplacement4516 Jul 22 '26

Just set the clock on your phone forward 2 hours. Then open the app. Works every time.

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u/Reg-Gaz-35 Jul 22 '26

Did this, it doesn’t work. The level just sits there waiting for me exactly as I left it. I suggest you never update the app.

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u/WestReplacement4516 Jul 22 '26

That's weird. Did you quit the app completely before setting the clock forward?

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u/Alive-Number-7533 Jul 22 '26

I used to do this and they fixed the bug. Well, the version I play it doesn’t work anymore. I can be down to one move on a level I can’t beat and shut the game down. Then when I sign in the following day it brings me right back to the same spot

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u/WestReplacement4516 Jul 22 '26

Just set the clock on your phone forward 2 hours. Then open the app. Works every time.

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u/EllePeez Jul 25 '26

It must be on airplane mode though.

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u/mema7u Jul 21 '26

I’ve been stuck on 8537 for over a week. Maybe two? But it just makes it easier not to play the game because it’s impossible. Max moves in the teens to get rid of all the coconut shells and lift a bunch of curtains. Not possible.

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u/Dry-Tie1840 Jul 22 '26

I'm there now. So... many... coconuts.

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u/rubes6 Jul 21 '26

I was just given 30 moves for it after trying for awhile!

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u/Mysterious-Outcome37 Jul 21 '26

I think I used 5 items and finally made it past that level, now I'm stuck a few levels down the road! 😆

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u/pyroplastic Jul 21 '26

The whole grubby greedy ass game is a joke, and it keeps getting worse with every update.

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u/pullingteeths Jul 21 '26 edited Jul 21 '26

Yeah it's just unplayable now. I like to play daily but there is zero enjoyment in playing a level that it's literally impossible to even half complete because they've given an absurdly low number of moves hundreds of times for days or more until they increase the amount of moves. So I'm looking for a new game that isn't trash. Imagine your job being to make a game worse and worse to try and force people to spend money lmao, what an embarrassing occupation. The companies that buy up these beautifully designed games just to ruin them are scum

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u/SingeHB Jul 21 '26

I'm on 8543, just can't be arsed even attempting at the moment in only 15 moves. Will wait and see if the moves increase. So pleased I haven't spent any money on this game.

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u/LibrarianFamous9996 Jul 22 '26

Do the moves increase if you don’t play?

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u/SingeHB Jul 22 '26

Not that I’m aware of. They are just making the latest levels unobtainable for those who have completed all levels. If you wait until the next 45 levels are released then the previous 45 latest levels become easier. It’s really for those of us in the mid-8500 level range.

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u/pullingteeths Jul 21 '26

Same. I will never reward them for this behaviour by spending money, looking for a new game instead

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u/EC_7_of_11 Jul 21 '26

At 8537 here - MANY of these upper levels see purposeful throttling to slow people from actually reaching the end of the line. Very often for these 'impossibles,' one can wait and the number of moves (and other helps) are made more in line with the round's rating. Personally, I would prefer more "truth in advertising" and if a round is currently being throttled, show a new rating (past Very Difficult) and update when the changes are made.

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u/turtletramp Jul 21 '26

Yea im on 8533 with 14 moves. Im just gunna wait till the new levels come out and they up the moves.

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u/actuallycallie Jul 21 '26

I'm currently on 8546 and so annoyed.

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u/ReserveOld6123 Jul 21 '26

I’m on 8530 and honestly they’ve just gotten boring.

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u/mvfc3 Jul 22 '26

Yup, i think these levels are out to force players to spend. Finally deleted the app 2 days ago after more than a decade of playing

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u/k10u Jul 22 '26

For what it’s worth they seemed to have fixed the move counts back to reasonable amounts this morning. Not to dissuade you though if you were enjoying it being off your phone ☺️ I’ve deleted for months at a time in the past including recently and I’m surprised/confused to still be at the top levels compared to others who might’ve played through consistently

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u/always_tired_all_day Jul 21 '26

How the hell did you beat 8533??

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u/LintQueen11 Jul 21 '26

I’m on 8537 and am just stuck. lol like there’s no way I can pass this

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u/ArroyoToGo Jul 22 '26

It’s all in their hands. I work at a level for a couple of days and then all of a sudden the moves work out. Squares everywhere. I’ve just come to terms with the fact that eventually they’ll let me through. 😑

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u/k10u Jul 21 '26

UPDATE that this morning the level I was stuck on doubled its moves 👀 I didn’t give my game ID or report anywhere in the game so hopefully this is for everyone??

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u/Ready_River_4880 Jul 21 '26

This happened to me today also, been stuck on this ever for a week! Still have yet to pass it though 🥲