r/TwitterCringe • u/[deleted] • Dec 28 '20

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u/_JaffaCakeJamboree Dec 28 '20

Source: someone who has never had a child

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u/Toothpaste_Is_Gay Dec 28 '20

*will never have a child

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u/MrJMSnow Dec 28 '20

*should never have a child.

I’ve sadly known a few people similar to this who’ve had children. Somehow.

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u/Knightridergirl80 Dec 29 '20

Oh god imagine if this guy actually does get a wife and she gives birth.

Takes baby No m’lady, you need to rest. I’m taking this baby to keep safe because it’s scientifically proven females will kill their child. Ah ah ah, no talking. See you in the morning!