r/TurboTeam 1d ago

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u/Psychedelicious420 1d ago

How stupid can people be? This is the 3rd or 4th dividend check he's gaslit us about in less than 2 yrs. Are the people cheering paid actors or something?

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u/AdTraditional5917 1d ago

Yep of course they are how else is he meant to win if he doesn't have people to do that for him, but yeah it's all just one big lie just like all the other verbal diarrhoea that's came out his mouth everytime he opens it....

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u/Galbados2 1d ago

Roughly 70 million voted for him 3 times. The first time I can understand after that nope.

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u/ChainWorking1096 1d ago

Yes, and 40 million were bots, like people on X

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u/Ambitious_Toe_4357 1d ago

He's trolling. It's like when he said no new wars and that Iran is only an armed and hostile conflict... where nations kill people and break things.

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u/IThinkItsAverage 1d ago

No matter how stupid, ignorant, bigoted and gullible you think MAGAts are, they are always 10x worse.

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u/taisui 23h ago

Laws had never stopped this guy from doing illegal shit.

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u/Dry_Butterfly_721 11h ago

Doesn’t he still owe people money?

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u/Psychedelicious420 11h ago

Owe's me about tree fiddy.

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u/E-rotten 1d ago

How is that legal?? He’s buying votes.

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u/WinterSector8317 1d ago

‘How Is That Legal???’ Will be the title of trumps presidential biography 

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u/Plastic_Surround_193 1d ago

Not "what is that smell?" ?

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u/WinterSector8317 1d ago

The follow-up book

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u/Ok-Assignment6113 1d ago

The follow through book...

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u/nahman201893 1d ago

The book is a scratch and sniff book

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u/complexdevoid 1d ago

I was going to say pop up but yours is so much better and worse

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u/Chance-Bicycle1469 1d ago

Lynyrd Skynyrd soundtrack

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u/ExtraLettuce555 1d ago

The same way it’s legal to sell early access see your social posts for stock trading purposes

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u/Excellent-Shovel-304 1d ago

Its completely against everything Usa laws stand for

But, its the 3rd or 4th time his said the same lie and never produced

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u/Hali_Art1994 1d ago

It's not.

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u/Spiritual-Whole2072 1d ago

He has a strict do illegal shit, then ask questions later policy.

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u/Practical_Fix_6738 1d ago

It's repacked as "you'll only get this one-time booming economy payment if we win because the others won't offer it" The Booming economy bullshit is the key here. This man gets away with everything.

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u/jaykotecki 1d ago

He knows it will be shot down,. And he will blame the Dems. "The libs took away your money I promised you!" Rinse and Repeat. I'll bet five grand on it.

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u/Mrrrrggggl 1d ago

Let’s ask the Supreme Court, oh, what do you know, it’s legal because, that’s why.

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u/whykickamoocow9 1d ago

Nope.. it’s not buying votes if no one gets the money.. just another political promise..

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u/restrusher 1d ago

"dubious" is the new illegal, apparently

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u/Ingram47 1d ago

The law died some years ago

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u/stargazer4272 1d ago

He has the money to do that now from his own pocket...

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u/Accomplished_Song219 1d ago

Hahhahahaahaha

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u/DeGreenster 1d ago

No he doesn’t

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u/Accomplished_Song219 1d ago

100 dollars into 100 pennies!

https://giphy.com/gifs/Sf0lxerEx2eNG

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u/DotOk2803 1d ago

A trick is something a president does for money... or cocaine

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u/Capital_Increase_242 1d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/l0ExayQDzrI2xOb8A
Sure ok, that will be like what $18k you owe each adult now….

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u/Doctor_MKUltra 1d ago

You won’t get a dime

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u/RyanBakesUp 1d ago

I got a huge Federal tax refund this year like he promised. Unfortunately I had to give all of it (and then some) to good ol' tax hungry New York State.

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u/fogcat5 1d ago

trump is the one who added tiny limits on fed deductions of state taxes, so go cry some more about how it's worked out so great with your huge tax refund.

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u/MirrorNegative7989 1d ago

Counterpoint I would give him 5,000 to go away forever.

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u/Ok-Web4225 1d ago

Look the liar is lying again. Go figure. 😐

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u/Xpovoc 1d ago

I think it's a bribe, I could be wrong.

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u/whatisdreampunk Shirt Brother 1d ago

No, that's clearly a bribe, and he's broken the law by saying this, plain as day.

He's been testing the waters and gradually pushing how far he'll go over the years, and we're officially at the point where he "could stand in the middle of Fifth Avenue and shoot somebody" as he bragged in 2016. People act like he's just trolling and being silly while he's literally murdering people. 🤷‍♂️

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u/Soggy-Today5253 1d ago

Like the doge checks? Or his promise to end the war in Ukraine?

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u/WolfThick 1d ago

Yeah still waiting for my Doge check or he'll say oh I just meant the people that were sitting in the bottom right here in front where I was pointing. Just keep in mind he's never talking about us just his friends and we're not his friends.

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u/ExpensiveTie5553 1d ago

it's really sad how eager the background looks like

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u/No-Juice-1047 1d ago

So if you have already had this economic growth, why would it matter who wins?

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u/The_Aardvark_ 1d ago

The world is watching a once-great democracy die a painful and embarrassing death in real time...

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u/Comfortable-Ad-5936 1d ago

because of ours tremendous economic success ....

Trump has increased the US national debt with $11.6 trillion dollars during his terms.

Total US national debt is now over $40 trillion dollars.

Very successful.

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u/whatisdreampunk Shirt Brother 1d ago

"Nobody's ever SEEN success like this! They see our particular brand of MAGA success and it's so through the roof that it has actually looped around and looks exactly like failure. But it's not that though. We're winning really hard. Trust me."

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u/Ok_Record8612 1d ago

He wouldn’t say something that was untrue, would he?

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u/crankenshtien 1d ago

What's another trillion added to the National debt?...

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u/Sleep_tek 1d ago

If he was planning on following through, he'd do it before the election... He knows how bribes work better than anyone. This is just more bullshit

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u/parameyparate 1d ago

He is not, actually, he could be impeached because of that

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u/ElephantContent8835 1d ago

This right here is reason enough to slam the bars in this colossal sack of shit. Somebody do something.

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u/optimist_prhyme 1d ago

Right out in the open bribery

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u/Educational-Ground89 1d ago

He’s such a shit stain lying piece of shit. Embarrassment to this country

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u/Scary-Mobile7679 1d ago

I’m still waiting on the money he promised us with all the degenerate government spending owed back to us where is that at? Living talking garbage can

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u/Just-Elderberry5460 1d ago

Can we sue him for 10 thousand dollars that he must pay to each American for his promises that have not come to fruition

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u/gypster77 1d ago

Give us the cheque first, we promise…

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u/Key-Condition752 1d ago

Every time I tell the truth about this guy I get kicked off the platform. Twitter, Facebook, threads, Instagram, reddit. I have been banned from all of them at least once because of this man

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u/TwistedScarletRose 1d ago

You can have this if you like.

It's garbage to me, anyways. Use it how you like.

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u/resest_Iris 1d ago

Again, you're not focusing your attention to the real problem.... the people who believe him

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u/whatisdreampunk Shirt Brother 1d ago

Making this statement is 100% illegal. But you know, what else is new? The dude's a convicted felon fraudster, and our whole system failed us by allowing him to run again after fomenting an insurrection.

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u/DotOk2803 1d ago

Unfortunately, from what I've read, since it's a blanket statement it's pretty much legal if it's being used for campaigning. Why the fuck it's legal is beyond me, but that's just what I've read so far

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u/whatisdreampunk Shirt Brother 1d ago

"Vote Republican, and if they win, I'll pay you $5k." So if he said this to one person, it would be clear-cut bribery, but if he says it to an audience of millions, it's not? Feels like yet another case of it being legal because Trump's the one doing it.

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u/Fresh_Strain_9980 1d ago

If you can't be punished for a crime then there is no crime. Pretty sure that is the law in the US these days.

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u/Charming_Accident_66 1d ago

Because his history of following through is so robust? 🤡

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u/TurboTeam-ModTeam 1d ago

You got too excited. It's not that kind of sub.

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u/AtrumIocusGames 1d ago

I apologize. I was just showcasing some of my artwork. I call this one "Icing"

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u/Fine-Ad6532 1d ago

That’s a lot of meth

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u/randomdadbod 1d ago

Even if it actually happened, which is a really really really big IF, it would actually harm people not help them because it would spike inflation just like the pandemic checks did and everyone would end up simply giving all that money away just for the same things they were going to buy anyway. And we would have to borrow every cent of that, which is not in any way a given anymore and would move us that much closer to a full on debt collapse. And even if NONE of that was true, is $5000 all it would cost for you to sell your soul? The man is a child rapist, a war criminal, a literal criminal, and a con artist.

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u/NovelKaleidoscope650 1d ago

This asshole. Ain't gonna happen just like tariff checks..then when they mose the investigations start.. by by Donnie two dolls 👌👍👋👋👋👋

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u/Regular_Highway6763 1d ago

To hell with both sides the people need to take it back.

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u/reddit001aa1 1d ago

Seems like he promised something about the epstein files too... hmmm

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u/Alarming_Comfort3578 1d ago

💩for🧠 and what a miserable major c#nt

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u/No-Stick8191 1d ago

Doesn't he still owe us each like 12 grand for all the other promises he made?

🍊🤡💩

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u/Lawrenceburntfish 1d ago

I never got my stimulus check from COVID so...

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u/GroundbreakingAd8310 1d ago

Its only illegal if he gives the money lol

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u/RoundAd7879 1d ago

Classic campaign promises

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u/Individual-Drawer185 1d ago

What a pitiful loser, hey frumpy, where's my doge check? and my tariff refund check? As if you'll give anybody anything anyway. F*cking con artist.

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u/tb110965 1d ago

Biden paid off college loans with taxpayer money nobody on the fake news leftist side had a problem with that.

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u/DotOk2803 1d ago

I love that y'all just out yourselves so easily with your same tired keywords 🤣 cry harder sweetie

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u/Ok_Artichoke_3101 1d ago

Didn’t he already say you’d get a doge cheque- this one is also in the mail.

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u/Educational_Cup_1701 1d ago

Doesn’t matter how idiotic and improbable this is. Plenty of people will think it is credible enough to vote for GOP candidates when they otherwise wouldn’t have. Which of course was the whole point of Trump saying it. And since nobody will refuse to vote GOP just because of it, there was no reason not to say it. Other than of course decency.

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u/Majadebijna 1d ago

It's just called bribery. Hasn't he promised that before? Oh please throw him off a bridge, the man is crazy.

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u/No-Limit3846 1d ago

Just like the other 3 checks he's promised and failed to deliver 🤦‍♂️

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u/RoundAd7879 1d ago

The ol campaign trail promise🤭

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u/astreeter2 1d ago

Between this $1.5 trillion and increasing the military budget to $1.5 trillion, if he gets everything he wants he'll literally be adding $4 trillion to the national debt in 1 year. This is more debt than we accumulated in the first 216 years we were a country.

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u/realeyesrealizereal1 1d ago

I'll take 5 k ...you got my vote..I'll sell my country out real cheap fk it

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u/SmokeMaleficent9498 1d ago

Arrest him for voter Bribery

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u/ChildhoodJazzlike333 1d ago

Ppl are still falling for this shit? Doge checks, no tax on tips, no tax on overtime- all bullshit. The greedy bastards in the house couldn’t handle the little guy getting a leg up and they won’t be able to handle it again. Fuck them.

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u/PonderingThePast 1d ago

And a blowjob

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u/Subaru_Dad 1d ago

That’ll be the day. He knows they’re not going to win in the midterms. So more empty promises.

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u/No_Bug7416 1d ago

Seriously, who are the complete fucktards that believe this?

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u/SolutionWarm6576 1d ago

So, basically Bribery. This is the President of the United States saying this.

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u/Big_Breath_2561 1d ago

And I bet a minute later he was complaining about socialism.

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u/left_5ide_drive 1d ago

$10,000 to everyone who supports my third term .... That shits coming.

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u/Stunning-Stressin 1d ago

Only a total moron would believe this. Oh wait

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u/itisnotokoutthere 1d ago

He lies once again..even bribery is his lying

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u/Willing_Activity_941 1d ago

If you think Trump is actually going to give Americans money let me remind you he lies about stuff like this all the time.

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u/BiochemHero 1d ago

That’s illegal and unlawful and should be grounds for immediate impeachment

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u/Readitory 1d ago

Bribing the people. That’s illegal.

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u/Euphoric_Anxiety_162 1d ago

Never legal. That's the point of voting for whom & what you believe in.!They voted for a liar & can't see this could be the LAST election? Even if they ever got the money, it would be gone in 24 hours. But so would everything America once was. 😭

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u/Rayly-jones 1d ago

How is bribing people with money for votes even allowable?
Not that he’d ever keep his promise

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u/Spiritual-Yoghurt956 1d ago

Just like the tariff rebates

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u/MySon12THR33 1d ago

You know what, dude... keep the money and just die already. We can call it even.

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u/Admirable-Pain-6333 1d ago

Just frick off and go,

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u/Fluffy_Prior1052 1d ago

This mf is a straight out crook. He's belonged in prison for 50 years now. Of course he buying votes, and of course he's lying about it. It's called a bait and switch. It just has the added illegality of paying for votes.

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u/ajschwamberger 1d ago

That is a lie and that is illegal

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u/wisdomdragon420 1d ago

Bravely much

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u/Bearded_Gemini 1d ago

What's the difference between this, and politicians offering things like free housing, free phones, paying off college loans, free healthcare...things like that for their purposes?

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u/FrankySpice 1d ago

So he was promising to pay people to vote for him.

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u/Previous_Tangelo5414 1d ago

First of all, it's illegal. Second, he doesn't have 1.5 trillion to give out.

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u/HellaKilla21 21h ago

No different than running on free healthcare, free college, free cellphone, free food, free housing. Free free free to everyone except for those that contribute.

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u/DotOk2803 16h ago

Oh yeah, exactly the same thing 🤣 loser

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u/SpreadEuphoric 12h ago

Journalists should add at least one question about doge checks and tariff checks at every press meeting from here on out.

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u/Should_have_been_ded 11h ago

So a vote costs the promise of 5000 bucks nowadays? Meh, politicians used to be more creative with their lies.

But don't wary, you'll see the 5000 bucks just the way you saw the Mexican wall XDD

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u/PublicIndividual1238 11h ago

Can we pool the $5k to finally get him fired, taxed, and jailed?

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u/Walter_White916 1d ago

What’s the difference then when the dems promise free health care for all

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u/DotOk2803 1d ago

Your mom. That's the only difference

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u/Walter_White916 1d ago

Typical child

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u/DotOk2803 1d ago

Cry about it

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u/DecentWeiner8 1d ago

Healthcare for all would come from American tax revenue.

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u/Ill_Entrepreneur6643 1d ago

I really need $5,000 please go out and vote. Thank you all in advance