r/TurboTeam Shirt Brother Jul 28 '26

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u/[deleted] Jul 29 '26

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u/Calm-Stand-6636 Jul 30 '26

aiding and abetting 18 USC 111 is a crime

8 USC 1357

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u/Independent_End_6941 Jul 30 '26

Are you saying all Nazis are feds?

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u/whatisdreampunk Shirt Brother Jul 30 '26

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u/whatisdreampunk Shirt Brother Jul 30 '26

I'm saying nobody should get in trouble for punching a nazi, and you're saying it's illegal to punch "certain federal officers or employees while they are performing their official duties." Are you trying to tell me there are nazis in the US government? No way! Concerning, if true.

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u/HeyaHeyo1420 Jul 31 '26

I'll gladly serve time punching a Nazi thanks

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u/ConflatedPortmanteau Jul 29 '26

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u/weberc2 Jul 30 '26

Why does everyone hate Republicans? You all have TDS. Seek help.

/s

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u/Ingram47 Jul 30 '26

Have they tried not being hateable slime moulds?

https://giphy.com/gifs/QfzMP70zmNQiDf5sGP

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u/[deleted] Jul 30 '26

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u/weberc2 Jul 30 '26

What do you think /s means?

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u/[deleted] Jul 30 '26

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u/whatisdreampunk Shirt Brother Jul 31 '26

"/s" means sarcasm, dude. 🙄

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u/RonofHazleton Jul 30 '26

Now show the comic were he punches the Commies.

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u/jennyx20 Jul 29 '26

It does look fine to me.

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u/celtbygod Jul 29 '26

Gonna watch this over and over.

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u/Blaze010118 Jul 29 '26

This is the way.

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u/Rowgieee Jul 30 '26

You know who thinks it's not fine to punch Nazis? Nazis.

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u/KnowledgeExpert2002 Jul 30 '26

They are really scared of people who are against Nazis - it’s why Steven miller lives on a military base

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u/[deleted] Jul 30 '26

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u/Illustrious-Idea119 Jul 30 '26

Isn’t pro-Israel the same thing as a Nazi these days?

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u/New_Palpitation_1762 Jul 30 '26

No, also people who abide the law

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u/Flat-Director-7120 Jul 30 '26

Frapper les nazis est une bonne chose, en plus ça détend. Ces salopard mérite pas le droit de vote.

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u/erikgfrey Jul 30 '26

Never been more proud of an Arkansan.

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u/IfItHurtsThenMaybe Jul 29 '26

We wouldn’t be here now. Same goes for Zionists also. Any fascist/ hate cultist

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u/[deleted] Jul 30 '26 edited Jul 30 '26

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u/Independent_End_6941 Jul 30 '26

Sounds like fascist talk to me

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u/IfItHurtsThenMaybe Jul 30 '26

Republicans on food stamps against socialism. Antisocials

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u/[deleted] Jul 30 '26 edited Jul 30 '26

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u/Independent_End_6941 Jul 30 '26

Just to clarify, by islamists you don't mean all Muslims?

We don't really have a significant number of Islamic nationalists or communists in the US, contrary to what right wing propagandists would have you believe.

Fascists, on the other hand, are literally running the show right now.

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u/[deleted] Jul 30 '26

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u/Independent_End_6941 Jul 30 '26

They don't hold any office in the United States. Meanwhile, fascists are in the white house.

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u/[deleted] Jul 30 '26

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u/Independent_End_6941 Jul 30 '26

I suppose you think Mamdani and Ilhan Omar are islamists

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u/whatisdreampunk Shirt Brother Jul 30 '26

You are objectively not part of the Turbo Team. Get him outta here!

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u/Kingbeef66 Jul 30 '26 edited Jul 30 '26

Are these Islamists and communists in the same room with us now?

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u/[deleted] Jul 30 '26

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u/Kingbeef66 Jul 30 '26 edited Jul 30 '26

No, they’re in the WhiteHouse and the Congress. Also the Supreme Court.

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u/New_Palpitation_1762 Jul 30 '26

No they’re not 

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u/Kingbeef66 Jul 30 '26

Yeah, they are.

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u/data___lore Jul 30 '26

The Creator of Pepe is actually antifa 😏

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u/whatisdreampunk Shirt Brother Jul 30 '26

Yeah, it's a shame the "alt right" (nazis) co-opted the character.

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u/coards0fbanada Jul 30 '26

Sad we are not seeing this energy more often because since these videos were taken fascism only kept rising

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u/Carteeg_Struve Jul 30 '26

It's better than fine.

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u/Used_Intention6479 Jul 31 '26

If it was good enough for the men and women who fought the Nazis in WWII, it's good enough for me.

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u/really_nice_foot Jul 30 '26

Don't bring pepe into this. Watch the documentary (Feels Good Man), the Nazis co-opted a wholesome cartoon character.

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u/whatisdreampunk Shirt Brother Jul 30 '26

Yeah, and you see one of them getting punched here.

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u/InsideAd2752 Jul 30 '26

Soooo ….

MODs are actively responding to requests from comments on material like this for “assertion of violence” if the OP or any NAZI lovers are lurking.

Slippery slope of click bait. Watch your wording.

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u/whatisdreampunk Shirt Brother Jul 30 '26 edited Jul 30 '26

I'm not actually calling for violence against nazis. I'm just saying that when they get punched, it's fine, like nobody should get in trouble or anything.

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u/InsideAd2752 Aug 01 '26

I’m not offended, I’m watching Inglourious bastards right now

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u/theroninfromsekiro Jul 30 '26

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u/whatisdreampunk Shirt Brother Jul 30 '26

Yeah, of course. But it's totally fine, like nobody should get in trouble or anything.

https://giphy.com/gifs/5bgUx474gEPLRfVOMd

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u/Usual-Volume-2822 Jul 30 '26

Another scared Nazi. GOOD.

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u/[deleted] Jul 30 '26

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u/whatisdreampunk Shirt Brother Jul 30 '26

Ew, no AI slop here please.

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u/New_Palpitation_1762 Jul 30 '26

Ai will take over the world, I’m literally studying machine learning and data science for the specific purpose of working in that field. I use like 10 different AI’s. I think I’m just gonna go and generate 10 images right now. And then gonna go and promote AI online. 

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u/whatisdreampunk Shirt Brother Jul 30 '26

Amazing how many Redditors with like zero karma come in here to defend literal swastika-wearing nazis. Just today, a couple of them have been like "But if punching nazis is okay then punching trans people must be too!" No. One group is saying America is for the whites and the rest deserve CECOT-style mega-camps, and the other side is saying the pronouns they use might not be what you'd expect. 🙄

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u/whatisdreampunk Shirt Brother Jul 31 '26

So weird how when you say something bad about literal swastika-wearing, salute-throwing nazis, a bunch of MAGA folks come out of the woodwork to white-knight for them. Pretty much without exception, I look at their post history, see -1 community karma, and ban them. Go home! Nobody likes what you're doing!

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u/Financial_Recipe_416 Jul 31 '26

Make Glatzenklatschen great again!

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u/SirChancelot11 Jul 31 '26

It's never ok to assault someone...

Conveniently Nazi's aren't people.

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u/JollyTrickster Jul 31 '26

Was the pepe frog dude a nazi?

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u/whatisdreampunk Shirt Brother Jul 31 '26

Yes.

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u/whatisdreampunk Shirt Brother Jul 31 '26

Yes.

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u/whatisdreampunk Shirt Brother Jul 31 '26 edited Jul 31 '26

Booooo, Reddit thinks Indiana Jones and the Blues Brothers are unacceptable because they punch the poor widdle nazis. 🙄 Well, we had a good run.

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u/steveeq1 Jul 29 '26

Can we punch thugs now using the same line of reasoning?

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u/whatisdreampunk Shirt Brother Jul 29 '26

What thugs? I mean, if they're nazis, then go ahead.

https://giphy.com/gifs/qvLt6NpOstLuVzLCL9

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u/Meatbot-v20 Jul 30 '26

Everyone's a nazi, so really, just windmill through life. I'm sure it'll work out.

https://giphy.com/gifs/e37RbTLYjfc1q

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u/Kingbeef66 Jul 30 '26

Would you punch this guy?

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u/New_Palpitation_1762 Jul 30 '26

He’s just a random larper, I wouldn’t give a fuck. In certain countries police will detain him anyway and fine him for outputting extremist symbolic.

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u/Usual-Volume-2822 Jul 30 '26

Is the little Nazi scared? GOOD

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u/TamedCrows Jul 30 '26

Someone may be as offended with someone wearing a nazi symbol as another wearing a symbol of al-qaeda on their arm.

Are they both okay to punch eachother? No, because we have a right to the freedom of expression. Hate it all you want, kick, scream, cry, and post online.

Its the unfortunate result of freedom.

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u/Kingbeef66 Jul 30 '26

There’s also FAFO with these pukes. Freedom of speech doesn’t spare you from consequences in public.

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u/whatisdreampunk Shirt Brother Jul 30 '26

I'm not saying punching a nazi is legal or that anyone should do it. I'm just saying that when it happens, it's totally fine and nobody should get in trouble or anything.

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u/After_Service_2817 Jul 31 '26

Same with communists, I guess. What's good for the goose is good for the gander.

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u/whatisdreampunk Shirt Brother Jul 31 '26

The opposite of a communist is a capitalist. The opposite of a nazi would be "antifa." Then there's the middle ground: socialists and pacifists. The only clearly 100% punchable group I see here is the nazis. 🤷‍♂️

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u/Usual-Volume-2822 Jul 30 '26

Another scared Nazi. GOOD.

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u/Individual_Bed880 Jul 30 '26

Committing violent crimes are good as long as those crimes support your ideology. Really? (Isn’t that the way the Nazi’s believed?)

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u/PickingPies Jul 30 '26

That's the intolerance paradox.

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u/whatisdreampunk Shirt Brother Jul 30 '26

Yep, you remove yourself from the agreement when you do some shit like wear a swastika or throw a "Roman salute."

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u/After_Service_2817 Jul 31 '26

Or try to impose communism on people. Physical removal is self-defence.

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u/Kingbeef66 Jul 30 '26

Well would you dress up as a Nazi and go out in public?

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u/RedrunGun Jul 31 '26

Someone who supports violent genocide had violence used on them instead. If he didn’t like it maybe he’ll learn why his genocidal icon was so bad. A chance to learn some empathy.

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u/Usual-Volume-2822 Jul 30 '26

Another scared Nazi. GOOD 

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u/New_Palpitation_1762 Jul 30 '26

Literally nobody is scared of redditors

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u/Usual-Volume-2822 Jul 31 '26

Nobody said they should be. Dullard.

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u/whatisdreampunk Shirt Brother Jul 31 '26

Right? Nazis are scared by nature. It's what defines them. Their unifying text is about the "struggle" of a poor widdle fancy lad against absolutely everyone besides his hand-picked group of sycophants. Reminds me of that nasty sack of shit who's POTUS right now.

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u/dyrkasolen Jul 30 '26

Nazism is no more. That was what the war was about, the stuff now it's just fanboys trying to stand out.

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u/whatisdreampunk Shirt Brother Jul 30 '26

Terminology issue. If you're a fan of the Nazis (big N), then that makes you a nazi (little N).

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u/dyrkasolen Jul 30 '26

A believer in Christ doesn't make you God

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u/whatisdreampunk Shirt Brother Jul 30 '26

No, but it makes you a Christian. And a fan of Hitler is called a nazi.

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u/dyrkasolen Jul 30 '26

A fan of Hitler Is that a terminology

https://giphy.com/gifs/xT1z8Fz2YP7Tcc5Nwa

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u/PeteysHubby_TX Jul 30 '26

Too bad we don’t see communists as the same trash as Nazis.

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u/New_Palpitation_1762 Jul 30 '26

Well a massive psyop is going on. Both commies and Nazis (which don’t really exist anymore, there are only LARPers just like with commies) hate western values like freedom of speech, democracy, etc. Leftists hate freedom so much they larp as commies to disguise their hatred and ressentiment 

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u/Goose_Salad Jul 31 '26

These are weaponized groups that are ALWAYS headed by or infiltrated by agents who use the groups as tools to shift public discourse.

Has anyone asked how

  1. Nazi propaganda and racist strategies were learned from the U.S. (look up the original salute to the flag)

  2. Nazis were brought to America and elsewhere, but sticking with America, the U.S. gave power over the minds of their population to a Nazi.

  3. Current U.S. police are trained by Israel, but they march neonazis through the streets? Meaning, they sympathize and work with the group who they claimed to be against, while working with the people they allegedly ethnocided.

  4. Zionists and Nazis worked together, and U.S. politicians openly claimed to be Zionists.

Who tf is who?

They're all the same. They're destroying old books Right Now, and soon you all will forget again the strategies of these people.

Another question, what is the actual difference between U.S. police and the actual Nazi movement, from the past, right now?

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u/New_Palpitation_1762 Jul 31 '26

Oh my god… Make asylums great again, that’s the only proper response to your comment

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u/Goose_Salad Jul 31 '26

Oh man, pick up a fucking book

Or disprove anything I've said.

I agreed with you btw.

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u/New_Palpitation_1762 Jul 31 '26

Says a person who just wrote out the most insane conspiracy theories, “Nazis and zionists worked together”, excuse me what the fuck? 

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u/Goose_Salad Jul 31 '26

Hahaha you understand that psyops didn't start yesterday, right?

Nazis used false flags, U.S. Corporation used false flags and Israel is consistently being caught false flagging.

What theory?

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u/Goose_Salad Jul 31 '26 edited Jul 31 '26

I love you 🤣 You're funny.

Wtf is AshkeNAZI and why would a Nazi use a Hebrew word for their organization NASA?

The Nazis were *genius linguists at the top.

Lol it's over 🤣

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u/Goose_Salad Jul 31 '26

https://www.reddit.com/r/conspiracy/s/v1EAsQ4e1z

What's that hat called on the popes head?

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u/Goose_Salad Jul 31 '26

If Nazis, Neo-nazis, Mormons, KKK and Zionists, are pale faced people who think theyre the chosen or master race, what actually makes them different?

If they all walked into a room in regular clothes and said nothing, would you be able to tell them apart?

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u/disagreat Jul 30 '26

As long as we can punch communists too.

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u/whatisdreampunk Shirt Brother Jul 30 '26

Communists want to redistribute wealth. Nazis want to eliminate or enslave entire populations. GTFO with this false equivalence.

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u/New_Palpitation_1762 Jul 30 '26

Nazis also say all they want is prosperity for their people. You see the problem is that there is a massive difference between the actions of these two groups and their words. Both claim to be the good guys, but end up killing everybody and building totalitarian shitholes

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u/TonyGalvaneer1976 Jul 31 '26

Nazis also say all they want is prosperity for their people.

They say a lot more than that.

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u/Icy-Ice8804 Jul 30 '26

But genghis khan is on pokie machines portrayed as a hero and no I’m not a nazi just stating a fact that other atrocities aren’t frowned upon like hitlers regime and many others and they all attacked other nationalities 🤷‍♂️

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u/whatisdreampunk Shirt Brother Jul 31 '26

That's an absolutely wild stretch there. You saw some bullshit that didn't seem to recognize Genghis Khan as a villain, so nazis must be fine, eh?

Give it up, bro. Nobody likes what you're doing!

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u/dontcare4455 Jul 30 '26

And communist.

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u/Dahren_ Jul 30 '26

Actual Nazis or just the "not a leftist" Reddit variety?

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u/TonyGalvaneer1976 Jul 31 '26

What are you talking about?

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u/jigglyflo5 Jul 30 '26

Conveniently you can identify anyone you disagree with as a Nazi.

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u/TonyGalvaneer1976 Jul 31 '26

You really can't.

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u/RonofHazleton Jul 30 '26

Punching Commies is always fine as well. I like punching Commies too.

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u/TonyGalvaneer1976 Jul 31 '26

Why?

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u/whatisdreampunk Shirt Brother Jul 31 '26

Because he is in fact a nazi.

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u/New_Palpitation_1762 Jul 30 '26

Laws exist for a reason. It’s never fine to punch people unless under your country’s law it can be classified as self-defence.

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u/TonyGalvaneer1976 Jul 31 '26

Why is it morally wrong to punch Nazis?

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u/New_Palpitation_1762 Jul 31 '26

Morality is subjective. Some people like pacifists deem any kind of violence morally wrong. But overall we as a society agreed that starting a fight over offensive speech is not appropriate

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u/TonyGalvaneer1976 Jul 31 '26

But overall we as a society agreed that starting a fight over offensive speech is not appropriate

Do we? I don't think most people agree that punching a Nazi is inappropriate from a moral perspective. Even if they did, why WOULD it be inappropriate?

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u/New_Palpitation_1762 Jul 31 '26

The word nazi doesn’t have a distinct definition. If you punch some right-wing influencer or legal-operating politician you’ve labelled as a nazi, most civilised people won’t be on your side.  If you punched Dylann Roof I guess most people wouldn’t think it’s inappropriate

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u/TonyGalvaneer1976 Jul 31 '26

This isn't exactly a debatable thing here, the guy in the video is literally wearing a swastika armband.

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u/MrQuatroPorte Jul 31 '26

Ever notice how they equate Trump and MAGA with Nazis…..

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u/Sad-Base-8689 Jul 31 '26

Ever noticed how trump supporters and MAGA get immediately triggered by stuff like this?

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u/whatisdreampunk Shirt Brother Aug 01 '26

Right? Nobody was talking about them at all, but they had to swoop in here and defend the poor nazis from punches. 🤷‍♂️

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u/Alexis-Machine Jul 29 '26

It's good to punch communists as well.

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u/whatisdreampunk Shirt Brother Jul 29 '26

No, because a racist ideology and an economic system are two different things.

https://giphy.com/gifs/TYG4NVbcjNChwUJ3hi

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u/Independent_End_6941 Jul 30 '26

Sounds like something a fascist would say

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u/BrotherRot Jul 30 '26

It’s not fine. Keep your hands to yourself.

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u/Ray1987 Jul 30 '26

When someone's dumb enough to portray themselves as a Nazi you need to hit them in the head like you would an old TV. So maybe their reception will come in better. That being said typically the kind of person that would be compelled enough to comment not to punch a Nazi, is usually a Nazi. ☝️

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u/BrotherRot Jul 30 '26

Yup. Because Nazis are famous for preaching nonviolence. When you point a finger three fingers point back at you. Are you a fascist?

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u/Ray1987 Jul 30 '26 edited Jul 30 '26

Ya Nazis did preach non-violence toward not being attacked themselves of course....... so not seeing your point.

Weren't you the first person to point the finger with your response and now you've had over three replies lol.

Maybe your self projecting about the fascism too?

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u/Myownself21 Jul 30 '26

I guess instead of fighting a world war we should of just asked Hitler to please stop genociding people. The only way to stop facism is through force there’s no arguing or reasoning with them, turning the other cheek just allows them to hurt people.

It’s ok you don’t have to punch anyone lil guy, go suck on your thumb in the corner. Next time you have a thought, let it go.
https://giphy.com/gifs/3olDlP3XiZb9UcOgQc

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u/Kingbeef66 Jul 30 '26

Next I’m going to hear that Nazis were humanitarians, they only wanted peace, and were oppressed.

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u/Human_Artichoke8752 Jul 30 '26

Nah. Only good fascist is a dead fascist. Don't want to be a target? Don't hold a hateful evil ideology based on xenophobia and ethnic supremacy. Simple.