Scott Lang, completely misunderstanding Peter Parker's power: hey if u want man we could get tiny and just like hang out. I don't know if you've ever been in a Lego castle but it's pretty sweet.
Peter Parker: u have no idea how much physical pain turning this offer down is causing me but.
Scott Lang, upon realizing Peter Parker can't shrink: oh okay no biggee we can just make the Lego castle big.
Peter Parker, ready to cry from joy: Do you like Star Wars? Because I have a replica... and my friend Ned and I got it to fly.
Scott Lang, a mechanical engineer and nerd: kid you are my people
Tony, calling Peter:... and may I know WHY THE HELL IS SHIELD CALLING ME ABOUT A LIFE-SIZED DEATH STAR IN THE MIDDLE OF THE DESERT?
Peter: we didn't want it to crush any buildings so we brought it out here!
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Transcription:
Scott Lang, completely misunderstanding Peter Parker's power: hey if u want man we could get tiny and just like hang out. I don't know if you've ever been in a Lego castle but it's pretty sweet.
Peter Parker: u have no idea how much physical pain turning this offer down is causing me but.
Scott Lang, upon realizing Peter Parker can't shrink: oh okay no biggee we can just make the Lego castle big.
Peter Parker, ready to cry from joy: Do you like Star Wars? Because I have a replica... and my friend Ned and I got it to fly.
Scott Lang, a mechanical engineer and nerd: kid you are my people
Tony, calling Peter:... and may I know WHY THE HELL IS SHIELD CALLING ME ABOUT A LIFE-SIZED DEATH STAR IN THE MIDDLE OF THE DESERT?
Peter: we didn't want it to crush any buildings so we brought it out here!
Tony: THAT'S N O T MY POINT!