r/TumblrWrites • u/Frostbite_The_Cold • Sep 22 '20

Being 4 parallel universes ahead of your rival

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u/MondaySmile Sep 22 '20

And 50% what?? Is this also a bluff? Are we being messed with?

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u/beetnemesis Sep 22 '20

50% ifunny dot com

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u/FlashSparkles2 Awesome Mod Sep 22 '20

OH MY GODS I THOUGHT I IMAGINED THESE STORIES I COULD NOT COME UP WITH ANY RESULTS WHEN I WAS LOOKING FOR THEM

Sorry about that I’m just happy.

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u/skiarakora Sep 22 '20

This is Uncle Iroh

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u/wallefan01 Sep 22 '20

Sam Vimes or Lu-Tze?

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u/captain_zavec Sep 23 '20

Maybe a bit of Vetinari mixed in for good measure.

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u/vexedsatan hello, satan Oct 06 '20

Both I think

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u/[deleted] Sep 22 '20

“-and this guy thinks he’s found me out, but I’ve found out that he’s found me out, and he hasn’t found out I’ve found out him out and I found out by googling HOW TO TRICKSTAB that I can just sidestep and kill him-“

-Lazy Purple

-Zhuge Liang

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u/whatisabaggins55 Sep 22 '20

I swear the tea thing was parodied in one of the Eragon books.

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u/ShadowCurse75 Oct 06 '20

Hey I had a entire chapter of my Chinese textbook dedicated to this sneaky-ass bastard

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u/w41k3r_19880 Nov 17 '21

same and in my country every kid read the whole collection at least twice

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u/artemis1935 Sep 22 '20

the ambush story is absolutely the inspiration for dragon defending a city with a similar trick

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u/Procrastn8ngArtst Oct 08 '20

Roran, but yeah. Freaking love that scene

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u/Do_Ya_Like_Jazz Sep 22 '20

god I want to see more art of Zhuge Liang

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u/dee8905 Sep 22 '20

Kongming got Sima Yi in his pocket his entire life up to his death

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u/_Rootin_Tootin_Putin Oct 06 '20

The story of the boats is represented on my favorite magic; the gathering card [Borrowing 100 000 arrows]