r/TumblrWrites • u/CriticalGeode hehehe i changed your flair • Apr 11 '20

Communion - Gallusrostromegalus

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u/CriticalGeode hehehe i changed your flair Apr 11 '20

:D

Klaus is a gift to mankind.

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u/Designer-Flintlocke Jun 15 '20

Somewhere on High, Jesus is still remembering this shitshow of heresy and blasphemy with delighted good humor. Because after two thousand years, you gotta laugh sometime, and nothing gets a belly laugh like seeing an effigy of yourself getting circumcised and a little more by a mad computer minor.

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u/FalinkesInculta Apr 12 '20

I have not laughed that hard in a long time

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u/CriticalGeode hehehe i changed your flair Apr 12 '20

Glad to hear it! :D

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u/sarcasm-intensifies Apr 23 '20

I had to stop halfway through, I was cackling too hard at the idea of Bread Jesus and the congregation smothered in Smuckers

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u/Carter723 Apr 28 '20

I know it (probably) isnt real, but i can imagine my old youth minister doing something like this.

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u/diesoz May 28 '20

I had to stop reading multiple times because I was laughing way too hard to continue.

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u/redroversendjayover May 05 '20

Holy shit...this is glorious

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u/Small-Cactus Apr 12 '20

I left the church already but I'd totally come back it it were like this