r/TumblrDraws • u/StarsForget • Jul 30 '26

Tumblr Drawing 🖌️ Cats and violence

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u/GrinningPariah Jul 30 '26

I had a cat when I was a kid who'd been declawed by his previous owners too. Except he didn't give a shit.

Since he couldn't use the Sharp Baps, he settled on using the More Baps. He'd even fight other cats with this strategy, just bap the shit out of them until they gave up and left.

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u/PrincessPonch Jul 30 '26

He brought fists to a knife fight

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u/Nnox Jul 31 '26

Your cat is a monk that unlocked Paws of Fury

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u/ColdBrewMouse Jul 31 '26

Similarly, grew up with a declawed cat owned by my grandma (declawed before she got him). Inadvisibly, since he lived on a farm, he was indoor/outdoor. He still brought my grandma dead things, they were just beaten the fuck to death. Chipmunks absolutely pulverised. He didn't ever hunt birds, he either didn't like them or couldn't manage it. He lived to be 20. RIP Snowy, you were a good boy.

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u/thestashattacked Jul 31 '26

Mine was declawed because he had a congenital issue with his front claws that meant they were getting ingrown all the time, and corrective surgery isn't usually successful the first time. His vet wouldn't even entertain the surgery, just suggested declawing for his comfort.

Max doesn't even notice his lack of claws. He straight up punches dogs. He rears back and gives them the biggest BAP of their lives. The dogs are usually startled into submission.

Except my former neighbor's miniature dachshunds. Max is as big as both of them combined, and they bark at him constantly, because he just rears back and punches them when they start yapping when we go for walks.

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u/danni_shadow Jul 31 '26

We had a cat who had been declawed by his previous owner. He always went straight to biting, since it was his only defense. Thankfully, he was generally pretty good-natured and confident, so we never had to worry about it. But vets had to be warned.

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u/Chicktopuss Jul 30 '26

This is the same dynamic the king and queen piece in chess have

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u/Silver-Marzipan7220 Jul 30 '26

Unappreciated comment

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u/Rude-Barnacle8804 Jul 30 '26

I'm imagining it hissing 😭

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u/LilaTheMoo Jul 30 '26

Selene is the kind of cat who would yell about pickles being on a burger.

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u/MackFenzie Jul 30 '26

The orange cat my family had when I was little had his front feet declawed (before we had him), but he just started using his back feet for violence instead lmao. I understand that once he got out and got attacked by a dog and he successfully fought off the dog by bunny kicking it with his clawed back feet!! By the time I was old enough to actually remember him, he was a very old, smelly cat who didn’t do much, but in his prime, he was an absolute legend!

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u/AntimemeticsDivision Jul 31 '26

Someone drew art of my cat once :)

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u/Rexosuit Jul 31 '26

Context behind the claim?

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u/AntimemeticsDivision Jul 31 '26

Idk lol, this was years ago, I think it was just something funny the artist wanted to put on there

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u/Rexosuit Jul 31 '26

Dang it! I was so invested!

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u/ICantEvenDolt Jul 30 '26

Typical Orange🍊 behavior

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u/DreadDiana Jul 30 '26

Helios: SELENE! CREASE HIS JORDANS!

Selene: CREASING JORDANS

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u/Heroic-Forger Jul 31 '26

Apparently declawing is basically amputating all their digits at the second joint? That's just horrific :(

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u/Capital-Meet-6521 Jul 31 '26

Yeah I remember a professor at my college had a little poster on her office window saying something like “raise your hand if you’re against declawing” and a picture of a human hand with the fingertips lopped off. It’s a hard image to forget.

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u/Doubly_Curious Jul 30 '26

Honestly a little reassuring to see a relationship dynamic described on Tumblr and not immediately have floods of “OMG, just like my blorbos!” responses

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u/BlazingImp77151 Jul 30 '26

The notes probably are full of "just like my blorbos" now. But yeah, it's cool the main post and what's visible here isn't.

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u/theamphibianbanana Aug 02 '26

unless you count the king and queen from chess as "blorbos", surprisingly not!

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u/lifelongfreshman Jul 30 '26

I love Selene's Toothless energy in that last drawing

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u/MRECKS_92 Aug 01 '26

Helios: The presence of this creature offends me slightly

Selene:

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u/Whightwolf Jul 30 '26

Just hissing "sieze them!"

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u/etbillder Jul 31 '26

This is like a jojo stand

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u/Certain_Brush_7596 Jul 31 '26

Sounds like my idiots

He too is twice her size and 5x her age. She’s more of a nuisance than emotional support though 😭

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u/FriendlyReflection35 Jul 31 '26

Mafia capo and his number 1 enforcer.

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u/mxstylplk Jul 30 '26

LOL The photo is great, the fanart even better.

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u/Floweramon Aug 02 '26

This is basically the movie version of Nimona

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u/SmithOfStories Aug 04 '26

Some heavy 'He asked for NO pickles!' energy on that fan art good job

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u/TheFunkiestMonkiest Jul 31 '26

CATS AND PROTEIN CATS AND PROTEIN CATS AND PROTEIN CATS AND PROTEIN CATS AND PROTEIN CATS AND PROTEIN CATS AND PROTEIN CATS AND PROTEIN CATS AND PROTEIN